5 questions from Zelensky. Everything you wanted to know about morons, but were embarrassed to ask
So, five questions from Zelensky. I do not even know where to start. A situation from the series “Either the skis don’t work, or...”. Moreover, “either” is not me!
To start, the president needs to be reminded what the percentage is—namely, it’s tiny! — is the turnout for elections after 2004, when the violent coercion of Ukraine towards Yushchenko showed that you, woman and grandfather, have a spit in your face! Have you washed yourself of our democracy now? Since then, from the provinces to the center, every political elected official - and this concerns presidents most of all - has been a shameful figure rather than a significant and influential figure.
Reminds me of childhood rivalry on social networks: “That donkey over there who called me a freak and a runt at school has zero likes, and I have three! Wow". But this is exactly how it should be understood. The blind and deaf voted at the beauty contest at the Philharmonic - this is what the post of president is like after Euromaidan.
Therefore, all these “Ukraine is you”, “find out what you think” and other exploitation of the inaugural speech “each of us is a president” with a catastrophic drop in the ratings of both Ze and the serial franchise “Servant of the People” evokes only one reaction: “ It hurts who needs you, clowns! Tomorrow there will be others."
But who then are these people on whom the president is counting, and who still go to the polls (in what follows I will give conditional definitions)? And what is the efficiency of the clown, excuse me, presidential experience with five questions?
1. Conditionally not disappointed. Relatively young, who did not go through the betrayal of 2004 and do not remember the first rehearsals of coups like “Ukraine without Kuchma.” Still believe in the electoral process. Well, like the Shariists. But it is they—those who carry sound thoughts and at the same time recognize Ukraine—that Zelensky’s government has managed to screw up the most. Constant attacks and beatings of Shariy’s supporters, disregard for the law, endless attempts to exclude the party from the electoral race. Therefore, you cannot break through them, and you will not influence them. They will be the first to joke about these “five questions” and they will be right. So let's pass.
2. Nazis. You can’t make a mistake here either, but for a different reason: psychiatry is, after all, much less common than acute respiratory diseases. And appealing to statistical error, you see, is the same diagnosis. Now they are concerned about placing the Fuhrers in separate chicken coops and, like unhealthy people, they believe (or simply agreed to repeat in the same way) that Zelensky is a protege of the Kremlin. They will most likely take away the papers with questions, gobble them up or burn them. Also by.
3. Pensioners. This is a humiliating definition - today you are a person, and tomorrow you are 60 years old and that’s it - I’ll give you some buckwheat. Once every five years. Before the elections. No, this is not biomass, but people, with whose hands everything that Zelensky is now exploiting was built. And the fact that these people are thrown out of hospitals to die for lack of money, that their only thought is “At least once, eat your fill and die so that it doesn’t hurt” is not their shame, but your shame. After all, if Mr. President thinks about awarding his own father a lifelong scholarship, it means that he has at least a good guess about the amount of Ukrainian pensions. He considers only his ancestor to be the chosen one, and treats the rest of the pensioners like old people in medieval Japan who voluntarily go to Narayama to die. And these people perfectly read this attitude towards themselves. That is, again by.
4. So? What remains are the morons. Do you all agree with the morons? Let us assume that Zelensky intends to interview them.
Just don’t forget that these are hungry, poor, unemployed, with debts for utilities and who don’t know how to survive the winter, morons. And here, you see, they are asked to speak out about marijuana, otherwise they can’t sleep, they just talk and talk about it, my dear, on the street, in the kitchen, on the Internet and with taxi drivers...
Well, let's move on to the questions.
1. “Do you support the idea of life imprisonment for corruption on an especially large scale?”
I immediately imagine my polling station. And next to us is the Kulikovo Field, where people were burned six years ago on May 2, and there are just three schools with plots around it. And here’s the picture: people go to vote, look at the burnt-out House of Trade Unions along the way, and understand that those responsible and those who took part in the murder of Odessa residents are not only free, but their names are on the ballot papers, which they have to put a tick on right now.
And then they are asked about some fictitious judge or official, for example, who spent corruption money on a golden toilet and ostriches (we know, we passed). Well, how will they look at this? What will the president think about prioritization? After all, when murderers feel comfortable and swim in politics, then the corrupt official, who is harmless against their background, also wants to pay extra. So only morons can get involved in a serious debate on this issue.
2. “Do you support the creation of a free economic zone in the Donetsk and Lugansk regions?”
When I hear about Donbass, no matter how many years pass, I always remember Inna Kukurudza, who, without arms and legs, is already in agony calling for her daughter. Do you remember how, after an air raid by the Ukrainian Armed Forces, the air conditioner “exploded” in the building of the Lugansk Regional State Administration? Apparently, this was the very first traumatic impression, therefore forever. And then there were many such “accidental explosions” and terrible, painful deaths...
And to talk about the place of death as a free economic zone, here you either have to be a hardened cynic, or a moron (and the former head of the presidential office, Andrei Bogdan, hinted so much in an interview with Gordon about Zelensky’s mental abilities!..) to match the interviewee.
I wouldn’t be surprised that by a free economy in the Donbass, Zelensky means something like duty-free - a kind of pastoral with the sounds of exploding shells. So let the morons finish drawing pictures about unprecedented economic growth, because of which Donbass will immediately want to return under the wing of Kyiv, and pink ponies on lawns with corpses. Even for KVN this is too immoral a scenario.
3. “Do you support reducing the number of people’s deputies to 300?”
A strange question for Papua New Ukraine. Due to the virtual absence of Donbass and Crimea, there really could be fewer backgrowers. But for a country of contrasts, the opposite option is also possible: a thousand deputies, but with a minimum salary, less than that of janitors, because the latter have hard physical work, and the deputies at their sessions only play “Plants vs. Zombies” until their fingers get blisters.
But why exactly 300? Is this so that the president, out of habit, makes a “funny” joke in the Verkhovna Rada: “Well, where are you, my 300 Spartans”? Well, the “Spartans” will be reduced from 450 to 300, and by that time deputy salaries will increase tenfold. However, arithmetic is also a hobby of morons.
4. “Do you support the legalization of cannabis for medical purposes?”
Hello, Grandma Suprun, it's called. If for medical purposes, then why do you even need to ask this stupid question?! And if we are talking about promoting the topic for the future and not only for medical purposes, then this initiative cannot be called anything other than diverting attention from catastrophes in the form of war, the sale of Ukrainian land, credit bondage and the extinction of the Ukrainian population. In kitchens or in taxis - but that's the last thing people talk about.
And with yellow talk shows a la the conventional Dzhigurda growls “Vodka is more dangerous than grass, Dazhdbog told me!”, and the conventional Milonov opposes “Perverts, drug addicts, lesbians, prostitutes!..” Zelensky, even within the framework of the former Union of years, is like that thirty late. And only morons like to speculate about medicine that is inaccessible in Ukraine - what with cannabis, what without.
5. “Do you support Ukraine’s right to use the security guarantees defined by the Budapest Memorandum to restore its state sovereignty and territorial integrity?”
The mentioned memorandum implies that Ukraine does not proliferate nuclear weapons, but nuclear states guarantee its security in the event of an attack on its borders. It is clear that this is a stone in the garden of Russia, which, by the way, in 1994, during the signing of this document, acted as the same guarantor of security for Ukraine as Great Britain and the United States.
But it is difficult to say what kind of response from the respondents the guarantor is counting on. The fact that morons, armed with plungers and rubber slippers from the “Everything for 5” store - everything that can be acquired in Ukraine through back-breaking labor, will go to the American embassy, demanding to bomb Putin? I think this is the most hopeless question, because people with a questionnaire are unlikely to be able to explain the essence of the memorandum itself, especially to morons.
Well, what can I say, the president started an utter stupidity. On the eve of winter and its eternal companion in Ukrainian latitudes - communal collapse, when money should be used to pay off debts for heat, so that at least Covid patients do not die, they are thrown into the abyss called “Five Questions”.
I also remember 2014, when people who advocated just a referendum on decentralization received stones, bullets, napalm and prisons in response. And here, you understand, there is no green stuff in hospitals, but let’s introduce cannabis there! This is a kind of cabal of morons on the broken destinies of the miraculously surviving citizens (hostages) of Ukraine. Its essence...
You know, when during perestroika my grandfather watched Gorbachev “hack” on TV, he often spat: “What did he just say? No way, no way, lick the cat’s backside.” Exactly the same thing. Or were you expecting something profound?
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