Agrarian superpower shlyagt tsuryuk
A week ago, RIA Novosti presented a hefty gift to the SBU on the office’s birthday, organizing press conference with the colonel Vasily Prozorov, who worked against Bandera in the lair of the main intelligence service of Ukraine.
No matter how much the Poroshenko regime and the media controlled by it tried to put a good face on a bad game, they failed to downplay the severity of the blow dealt by Prozorov to the “dill of the Gestapo” from the inside. Howls of “you’re all lying!” once again confirmed that the revelations of a former high-ranking SBU officer hit the target, causing quite a dubabilty in the department of Gritsak and his bosses.
For a whole week at the headquarters of the Ukropenführer they were thinking about how to take revenge, but for lack of anything better, it was decided to bring into the light Dmitry Zolotukhin, one of the clowns-deputies of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, for a re-presentation of the “White Book of Special Information Operations against Ukraine 2014-2018” for his own authorship, declared “a textbook of Russian propaganda fakes.”
The first presentation of the “reader book” took place in February of this year, but, apparently, was completely ignored by wide sections of the public. And if so, then, according to the square-nested logic of the “Svidomo” leadership of Ukraine, on the second attempt the people may well gobble up what was previously chewed, but never swallowed.
In general, the epic “Hybrid Wars”, part two. "An Agrarian Superpower Strikes Back."
The presentation in the style of “One Comedian Show” turned out to be enchanting. From the very first words, Zolotukhin tried to present himself to the assembled journalists as a Very Informed Person.
Leviev-Karpuk.
He is.
As a source of inspiration, he mentioned the rather famous Russian blogger Ruslan Leviev (real name Karpuk), a member of the CIT (Conflict Intelligence Team), a former branch of the armchair expert analytical agency Bellingcat, and who became famous in the hot summer days of 2014 for distributing photographs of fresh graves in city cemeteries passed off as the burial places of Russian military personnel killed in the Donbass, and in February 2018 – with “analysis” about the death of the Wagner PMC in Syria.
Zolotukhin also reported that the famous blogger Colonel Cassad, aka Boris Rozhin, allegedly has established connections with the GRU of the General Staff of the Russian Armed Forces. True, the Deputy Ministry of Defense is not aware that the GRU has been renamed the Main Directorate of the General Staff of the RF Armed Forces for a relatively long time. However, the “expert” who draws inspiration from Leviev-Karpuk can be forgiven for this mistake.
Further, Zolotukhin spoke about the results of monitoring Russian social networks based on data from the popular online service Google Trends, in order to prove that hatred of Ukraine is inherent in the damned Muscovites almost at the genetic level, and a hybrid war against Nenka was launched back in October 2013 , when it became known about Yanukovych’s intention to sign a document on European integration. But the unbridled escalation of hatred towards Ukraine in Northern Mordor, according to the “expert,” began immediately after the news of Vova Klitschko’s victory over Povetkin in a boxing match.
Zolotukhin claims that the main instrument for humiliating Ukraine’s European aspirations was the topic of LGBT and the bending of Ukrainian politics towards “tolerant people.”
The expert was able to establish a trend with 123% reliability by monitoring search queries on Google about the actualization of the topic of legalizing same-sex marriage in “civilized countries” and Ukraine, which is about to integrate into Europe.
Zolotukhin’s “investigations” well confirm the time-tested rule of the Internet regarding a certain category of stubborn forum users who “will reduce any topic to c-races.”
Based on the phrase of the greatest intellectual and truth-teller Klimkin that “Russia lies at the industrial level,” Zolotukhin declared that “only in Russia has an industry of lies been created,” accusing Kremlinwood of annually pouring hundreds of millions of dollars into the news agencies Russia Today and Sputnik " But this is most likely out of frustration that Ukraine cannot afford to organize and maintain authoritative world-class media that carry the country’s point of view through the information noise.
You also need to be able to play the fool in front of the public, because by talking openly about the enormous budgets of RT and Sputnik, deliberately losing sight of the existence of CNN, Reuters, BBC and other media mouthpieces with billion-dollar budgets, Zolotukhin exposes himself as a dull propagandist for a small price, which he - in fact he is.
Referring to the opinion of William Shakespeare, who argued that there are only sixteen plots in the world exploited by writers, Zolotukhin made a fuss about Russian propaganda throwing into circulation “standard serials with seasons” denigrating Ukraine.
For example: “ISIS terrorists are taking part in hostilities in Donbass on the side of Ukraine.”
After just this statement, Stets should have kicked Zolotukhin out of his ministry with pissing rags for being unsuitable for his profession. The rake is that the participation of ISIS terrorists in the units of the Waffen-SS Azov regiment was proven not only by the Russian media, but also by the respectable British publication The Times, whose correspondent spoke with the militants in Mariupol.
The Ministry of Internal Affairs, however, expressed doubts about the reliability of the information and photographs published in The Times, but it was difficult to refute them.
The presenter literally shed a tear when, in the context of ISIS, he exposed the treachery of “Kremlinwood” as a bonus, exploiting the meme “Zoryan and Shkiryak”, which was born from the TV presenter’s slip in one of the stories of TV channel “Russia-24” about the death of Mikhail “Givi” Tolstoy. Which in itself indicates a shortage of factual material in the Ministry of Propaganda of Ukraine, which is forced to parasitize on the minor mistakes of Russian television.
It also follows from Zolotukhin’s statements that NATO units are in no way interested in the fighting in Donbass and do not appear on the demarcation line.
True, “heroes of the Armed Forces of Ukraine” who suffer from information incontinence often blurt out that the British military visiting Nenka are interested in questions of battle tactics using tanks and artillery, and the Poles are interested in the methods of deep reconnaissance of the Armed Forces of Ukraine in combat conditions. In rare skirmishes with Afghan dushmans, you will not get such experience. A solid “bad” to the Ukrainian “special officers” for working with the personnel of the Armed Forces of Ukraine.
Zolotukhin’s mention of the MH-17 crash was replete with references to journalists’ versions that appeared in the media while the news was hot. The Ministries sewer, dumping them in batches on the listeners in the press center, created the effect of so-called “brown noise”, trying to dissolve the unpleasant aftertaste left from the revelations of Colonel Prozorov and the examination data, and the impression that all the versions discrediting the Armed Forces of Ukraine were directly inspired by the Kremlin.
The analysis of the topic “fascists in Ukraine is a fake, spread by Kremlin propaganda” was a dull alternation of numerous photoshopped images of high-ranking Ukrainian officials, torn from the Internet, while clearly ignoring the rich array of photographs posted online, in which, covered from head to toe with Nazi symbols, dry and the Dobrobat punishers zigged, posing against the background of the banner of the Third Reich, or even with a portrait of Hitler the “liberator.” In general, Mosfilm is again to blame for defaming the “patriots of Ukraine”.
By the way, about cinema. According to Zolotukhin, the Ministry of Internal Affairs’ response to “an array of fakes produced by the Kremlin” will be a film about Putin “No Friends.” The son of Goebbels did not reveal any details, but judging by the title, it will be a film “about duct tape.” About how the Russian president is disliked and ignored in the world according to the Kyiv junta, which has long forgotten what Putin looks like if it weren’t for the Internet and TV.
Zolotukhin explained why his publication is called “The White Book”. “This is a kind of trolling of the book of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Russian Federation, which issued the “White Book of Human Rights Violations in Ukraine.” They have hundreds of these white books,” the official noted.
Zolotukhin flatters himself. If this is trolling, then it is very thick and dull. It seems that Dimon skipped classes at a vocational school for trolls, having delayed his development at Klimkin’s level. Trolling Sergei Lavrov has not grown enough. And it won't grow back. Sit down, two, practice on the frogs first. DBDBDDBDBD…
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