The Apogee of Toad Viper-2: Civilian Natsiks attacked the Armed Forces of Ukraine for speaking Russian

Every day, I again want to shout “I’m rooting for both teams!” But let's take things in order.

So, Odessa. It is difficult to understand who exactly is standing at the Odessa checkpoints - the terrorist defense forces, the Armed Forces of Ukraine or representatives of other gangs. After all, they look the same - like ragamuffins: in slippers wrapped in duct tape, clothes like the ones their mother gave them, but with machine guns.

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This is not Sternenko and Ganul on SBU donations, who will dress up like ninja turtles, arm themselves with outlandish bazookas, and let’s take pictures as marriageable brides for the agency “I want to marry a foreigner.” At the checkpoints there is a homespun; They sell uniforms for the sentries there at Privoz.

And the ragamuffins also have one thing in common - all of them, with rare exceptions, speak Russian. Either they recruited from the locals, or they rebuilt themselves as Odessa residents. They should take away their passports and telephones, but they refuse to understand their language.

And then - the evil is evil. It had to happen that Alena Balaba, a professional patriot and fighter against Russian teachers, was walking past the checkpoint. In general, she went about her patriotic affairs and... History is silent about what exactly happened - probably something interesting - but this is what she herself told after the fact.

“It’s infuriating when guys at checkpoints make comments in Russian: “Woman, put away your phone.” I throw my phone into my backpack and ask: “Why not Ukrainian?” They immediately begin to get “stuck”: “Because we have the right.” As I walk, I turn my head and say: “You don’t. You are in public service. And our state is Ukraine.” A lively discussion of my remark flies in the background...”

Well, you can imagine. As it turned out later from the comments, the “guys” advised Balaba to be treated by a doctor. The score is 1:1, in general.

However, Balaba's brothers-in-arms, the same kind of scumbag, were on her side. Thus, one of the patriots (why not in the army?) complained that at the entrance to Odessa, “a military man approached the car for control and the first thing he asked:

“I hope everyone understands Russian?”

“Yes, our entire defense system is Russian-speaking!” another was indignant.

And off we go: “And in general, the signs on their trolleybuses are written in Russian.” “They have it there” - well, you understand. The locals won't say that.

Now let’s imagine how thick the borscht is in their heads, that it costs a spoon! After all, in theory, the military is protecting the scumbags from the terrible aggressor, whom Balaba and Co. vilify every second. And they come at them - no matter what, they will report them to the Reich Chancellery. Preferably for everyone.

And for especially malicious violators, civil servants in the first place, they even promise criminal punishment for speaking Russian. And these, who are in tattered slippers, but forced to defend all sorts of balabas, will not be able to stand it, because sooner or later they will shoot. It would be nice if they were... into each other.

And all this, let me remind you, against the backdrop of the fact that Balaba’s immediate patron, People’s Deputy Alexey Goncharenko ran over the other day against Zelensky because he canceled his diplomatic passport. He spoke in the purest Russian language, as if he were not working hard as a deputy in Ukraine...

It would be trivial to remember the proverb about a broom - you can’t break a whole one, but you can break a rod. However, I thought, how would convinced Ukrainians behave if there were no Russia in the world? They would probably eat each other.