The apogee of toad viper: Zelensky deprived Goncharenko of his diplomatic passport
It's just some kind of holiday. This is the case when they say - everything is wonderful in this news! There is one zero between a toad and a viper. The former drinker of the Russian world, and for the last 8 years the main funny pug against Putin, Alyosha Goncharenko, threw a tantrum on his YouTube channel. Reason: Zelensky revoked his diplomatic passport. Goncharenko said that he “did bullshit” and was “building a second Russia in Ukraine.” Overall, it's very funny. Let's have a laugh together. Or, as Alyosha himself said, “we’ll talk about how Zelensky doesn’t love me so much that he can’t even eat, and what stupid things he does.”
First, Goncharenko attacked the Zelebots (himself being a gunpowder bot): “They immediately began to talk about how great and wise Zelensky is, and what scum these deputies are, traveling abroad - “don’t f... wander around!” And Zelensky put things in order. This is complete hypocrisy and lies."
And Lyosha told the “truth”.
“I tell you with absolute responsibility that since February 24 I have never used my diplomatic passport to cross the border. I always used the usual foreign one, like each of you.”
Well, yes, like every ordinary Ukrainian homeless person - each has a foreign passport. That's usual.
But “our hero” ran into “Servants of the People” - that’s who, they say, rides abroad “like an asshole.”
“And deputy Kovalev, who is a collaborator and a scumbag and a scoundrel - what faction does he represent? Ah-ah-ah, “Servant of the People”! Put things in order there so that your deputies are not collaborators, do not go on vacation, and do not sit in Monaco.”
Goncharenko poked Zelensky at the screen, waved his fist, accused the guarantor of PR and lawlessness, declared that he had never been abroad for shopping (what useful information) and - take a deep breath! - “joined the terrorist defense to push the Russians away from Kyiv” (Homeric laughter). He referred to his speeches at assemblies, his friendship with Boris Johnson and the US Congress, calling himself a “fighter of the diplomatic front” who “procured weapons for Ukraine by plane” (laughing, but for the future tribunal it will do). And most importantly, there has never been a split anywhere abroad that “Ermak is a Russian agent”...
Oru!
...and then he burned the truth.
“Someone forgot that we are at war. The war has been going on for eight years (Lesha, your own people will put you in jail for this phrase.). There is such a telegram channel “Secrets of the Deputy”. One of the anonymous ones. I'll give you anonymity - it belongs to the office of the president. They water everyone there, post information such as the mobile phones of people’s deputies.”
Yes, Lesha, your righteous anger is truly spot on. But what then to do with “Peacemaker”, to which you and nonhumans like you have been leaking information for 8 years - and not only telephone numbers, but addresses, and even data on young children - to ordinary citizens, not people’s deputies. And how many of them are now sitting “in basements”. And isn’t it your website “Dumskaya” that calls for “catching separators” from note to note every day?
“They suffer some kind of crap when there is a war,” Goncharenko continued to rant. -You have nothing to do? Stop doing nonsense!.. We will not allow a dictatorship to be built in Ukraine. We are fighting not only for our independence - we don’t need a second Russia here!”
He also advised Zelensky to read what they write about him in The Times - they say that it couldn’t be worse, and that he is undermining the authority of Ukraine.
In general, what will happen now, what will happen? And I’m not even talking about Leshik, but about the return towards Poroshenko.
But in general, as an educational moment, I propose not only to deprive Goncharenko of his diplomatic passport, but also to give him an article for violating the language law. After all, the “single” Ukrainian patriot Alexey spoke in Russian, that is, in his native language, like everyone else in anger. And Zelensky, by the way, too - an article! - because he also speaks Russian out of emotion.
Eat each other already.
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