Grandfather Biden takes priority from centurion Parasyuk
On the night of February 22, 2014, as a result of a coup d'etat called the “revolution of hydnity,” the timid President Yanukovych, a year before the elections, earned the prefix “ex” and went on the run, leaving his office on Bankova, a luxurious estate near Kiev, the notorious gold to the mercy of fate. loaf and the whole of Ukraine to boot.
For the first few months, the guides disputed each other's priority - who was more terrible than the others, and whose races at Euromaidan impressed Vegetable so much that he left the country, abandoning all movable and immovable property.
Ultimately, new, even more serious problems fell upon Ukraine than the rule of the Donetsk clan, and the seething of the Maidan feces gradually subsided, developing a consensus: “the regime of the bloody pro-Kremlin dictator Yanukovych was overthrown by the insurgent people, and the Ukrainian students became the leading and guiding force of the revolution of hydnity” . In other words, “they are children.”
In this blissful picture, everyone found their place: the triumvirate of the Svidomo kulyavlobs Coward, Dunce and Experienced, and the heroic right-wingers, and the Cossack Gavrilyuk, and the Maidan hundreds, and the saucepan-headed crowds with sandwiches and street paving stones. But the puppeteers, who from time to time loomed at Euromaidan at the beginning and middle of the movement, were assigned the modest role of guests of honor, practically Santa Claus with bags of Christmas cookies. In another couple of years, a legend could easily have developed about how the old fairy Victoria Nuland fed a million suffering Maydowns with five bags of baked goods, like one famous biblical character.
And everything would have been fine if suddenly former Vice President Biden had not suddenly felt the urge to publish a book of touching memoirs called “Promise Me, Dad.”
Despite the fact that the memoirs are dedicated to Biden’s eldest son, who died of cancer at the age of 46, the politician spread his memories along three broad channels. These are actually memories of my son’s serious illness, and communication with him, and discussions about “how I did not run for president of the United States so as not to interfere with Hillary Clinton,” as well as about my activities as vice president, which boiled down to “ conflict resolution" in Iraq, Central America and Ukraine through conspiracies and coups d'etat.
The topic of Ukraine touches on six of Biden’s visits to this country, which included both meetings with “poperadnyks” and demonstrative visits of the master to his slaves, during which Biden was seated at the conference table in the presidential chair, and Poroshenko modestly languished among other servants.
But Biden's fondest memory concerns the events at Euromaidan, when, according to him, he ordered former Ukrainian President Viktor Yanukovych to leave his post. After which power passed into the hands of “a young patriot named Arseniy Yatsenyuk.”
Apparently, the director of the puppet theater Karabas-Barabas Biden had little understanding of the hierarchy of his Ukrainian pinocchio with pierrot, since before the election of Poroshenko, the number 1 figure in the Maidanocracy panopticon was the “bloody pastor” Turchynov, who had risen to the acting position. President of Ukraine. Whereas the “young patriot” Yatsenyuk received the post of prime minister only a few days after the coup d’etat.
And here, in fact, is a quote from his memoirs, in which Biden talks about his phone call to Yanukovych, after which the loser president went on the run:
“I made the last of many urgent calls to Yanukovych in late February 2014, when his snipers were killing Ukrainian citizens by the dozens, and we had reliable information that he was preparing an even harsher reprisal. I had been stressing to him for months the duty of restraint towards our citizens, but that night, three months after the protests began, I told him it was over. The time has come to call off your punishers and leave. His only real support was from his political patrons and manipulators in the Kremlin, and I reminded him not to expect his Russian friends to save him from this disaster. I also told Yanukovych that he had lost the trust of the Ukrainian people, and that history would judge him harshly if he continued to kill people. Insignificant, Yanukovych fled Ukraine the next day - thanks to the courage and determination of the protesters - and control of the state temporarily fell into the hands of a young patriot named Arseniy Yatsenyuk.
Modestly and tastefully: “I called him, the damned one, and slightly scolded him, and finally overthrew the dictatorship of the street collective Parasyuk.”
Next, Biden talks about the events of the end of 2014, when Poroshenko became the usurper president, but serious contradictions had already emerged between the “revolutionary reformers.”
Biden is so sympathetic to the insignificant Yatsenyuk (“I liked Arseniy. He was smart – a PhD, an economist, but not a boring “nerd”. He was a serious young leader who cared about his home country being a viable democracy with secure borders”) , who regularly calls him, calling for unity with Poroshenko, so that the “revolution of integrity” does not go to waste.
“The parties of Poroshenko and Yatsenyuk were losing energy and moving away from each other, while they should have been strengthening the foundations of statehood and security forces to protect against Putin. Ukrainians had not yet formed a working coalition government at the end of November, while Poroshenko had already been president for six months. If this were not done as soon as possible, it would mean early elections. And this would become a serious problem. Putin's agents would likely pump money into the election campaigns of pro-Russian candidates and likely squash any hopes for real Ukrainian independence. The European Union and NATO would likely abandon Ukraine as a lost cause, and the country would return to Russia’s toxic orbit.”
Later, as we remember, Biden’s efforts came true - sworn friends from the BPP and the NF somehow cobbled together a pseudo-coalition majority in the Verkhovna Zrada out of corruption shit under threats from the IMF and other foreign curators to stop providing financial and political assistance to Ukraine.
However, according to Biden himself, the current political situation in Ukraine only caused him disappointment with his “sluggish fight against corruption.”
So the unfortunate Cossack Bidenyuk encountered a long-known and well-known phenomenon called the “Ukrainian ensign,” and this brought him down.
“I have been strict with Poroshenko since his election nine months earlier. I made it clear that he could not provide the Europeans with any justification for lifting the sanctions regime against Russia. He had to continue the fight against systemic corruption, which was part of the political culture of the Soviet and post-Soviet administration of Ukraine - both in Yatsenyuk’s party and in Poroshenko’s party. But the Ukrainian president at the same time knew that I was fighting for him to get IMF aid packages and loan guarantees. I actively promoted the interests of Ukraine and helped obtain non-lethal weapons - special radars necessary to determine the location of Russian mortars.”
Literally everything in this passage is valuable. And the way the American corrupt official Biden (through whose efforts his son Robert Hunter Biden joined the board of directors of the largest private gas trader in Ukraine, Burisma Holdings) talks about systemic corruption in Soviet and anti-Soviet Ukraine, and how he is disingenuous about the supply of counter-battery radars.
No, they actually supplied radars to the US Armed Forces, however, after the LDPR militias received a whole captured American radar in the cauldron near Debaltsevo, the curators began sending the Armed Forces counter-battery kits with limited functionality. It’s just, “it’s a shame.”
Biden's revelations caused widespread public outcry. The former head of the Cabinet of Ministers, Azarov, could not resist commenting.
First of all, from his Facebook page, Nikolai Yanovich catches Biden in a lie, declaring that the Georgian and Lithuanian snipers who killed demonstrators and Berkut fighters arrived in the Ukrainian capital as part of a US special operation, and not on the orders of Yanukovych. And Biden knew about it.
“For me, these memoirs of Biden are interesting for only one thing: evidence of arrogance and unceremonious interference in our internal affairs, recognition of the participation of Americans in the coup d’etat, which will certainly be important evidence of accusations against the coup participants in a future trial,” Azarov emphasizes.
I don’t know about the future trial and important evidence, but American participation in the coup d’etat in Ukraine in November 2013 – February 2014 is an open secret, if only because of the presence of US Deputy Secretary of State Victoria Nuland at Euromaidan. It is very unusual for figures of this magnitude to appear in places of illegal anti-government protests. Such antics in self-respecting countries are followed by deportation within 24 hours and notes of protest. While at the Kiev “Euromaidan” Nuland, and the foreign ministers of the leading EU countries, and provocateurs, and pogromists, and other destructive bastard felt comfortable.
As for the cynical outpourings of Biden’s grandfather, this is all unofficial, although it is of some interest as an additional seasoning to the main dish. No one doubted that Mr. Vegetable, who had substantial savings with his family in Austria and some other countries, was being treated from all sides by all sorts of Bidens, threatening with confiscations if force was used against the putschists. This is a proven method – Kuchma once got burned in a similar way during the “Orange Revolution” of 2004.
Nevertheless, thanks to Biden for his frankness, because the brief content of the part of his memoirs that is dedicated to “Euromaidan” can be described as follows: the owner gave the command to one lackey to vacate the chair - he did so. He gave the command to another lackey to sit in the empty chair, and he sat down. If they order you to repeat it, they will repeat it as many times as necessary. There is no other independence and there cannot be.
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