“Beni’s formula” and “pravosek’s” tits
Last week in Kharkov, whoever measured their patriotism...Looking at the “No Surrender!” protests. and the Nazi march on October 14, the city authorities decided to play on the contrast and pledge loyalty to the president “in search of peace.” Moreover, sign in such a way that Zelensky has no doubt: Kernes and his team are not only useful, but also extremely necessary for him. Indeed, in connection with the “Steinmeier formula”, “a flash on the right, a flash on the left” are observed every now and then in Lvov, Lutsk, Kropyvnytskyi, Poltava, where local authorities declared the inadmissibility of the “Steinmeier formula”. And here the Kharkov City Council demonstrates commendable prudence, calling on the rash Lvov, Lutsk, Kropyvnytsky, Poltava colleagues to withdraw their decisions.
It is logical that the local authorities in Kharkov disagree with the Lviv or Poltava “non-capitulators”: “We consider the Steinmeier Formula to be the only real way to end the war today.” But immediately in the address there is a formulation that is absurd in its contempt and wretchedness: “The withdrawal of troops is not a retreat, but is a step forward towards an even greater ceasefire, and therefore deaths.” Perhaps the city authorities already need to take a step forward, “toward even greater multiplication by zero” of their speechwriters who were preparing an appeal to the president and deputies. Well, or at least send the authors of the text to compulsory advanced training courses - for mocking language and common sense.
But then the interpretation of the “Steinmeier formula” itself is given by the Kharkov City Council from the free, as is customary in Ukraine. Of course, the local authorities in this interpretation are still very far from Darka Olifer, Kuchma’s press secretary, but the attempt must be counted... There is no point in quoting this document in detail. One can only assume that it is intended for a “stubborn” Svidomo audience or for moderate fellow citizens inclined to national patriotism... And to explain the advantages of the “Steinmeier formula”, rhetoric that they understand is used.
Kernes’ ability to mimic the needs of any government is well known. Today he is drowning for the “Steinmeier formula”, tomorrow he may be drowning for some formula of the red Kuban Cossack Raikhelgauz... But the Kharkov mayor also has another undeniable ability - to stay afloat, to achieve his goal in a situation where he has already been given up on him. In recent months, it has often been said that Kernes has no chance at the next local elections, that Zelensky’s team will take over Kharkov and Odessa. The results of the parliamentary elections in majoritarian districts indeed testified in favor of such forecasts. But even if local elections here take place not in the fall of 2020, but in the spring, then Ze’s team still has many chances to screw themselves up. Even now she successfully “makes it for herself” - with all her grouse hats and pottery hands. Or is there more to come...
And here another formula emerges. Let's call it the “Kolomoisky formula.” She calculates not the current, but the future political configuration. In the summer of 2019, almost all Kharkov majoritarian candidates with a “green mark” from the president entered parliament. But by the time of local elections, the ratings of “Servant of the People” will inevitably deflate. And it's not just about the likely results of local elections. The “Kolomoisky Formula” also calculates the time frame in which the majority of the population will become disillusioned with the “servants of the people” and begin to hate the party in power. And numerous grant suckers, dubious “crisis managers” and simply stupid people from the street, recruited “by advertisement” and filling parliament after Truskavets trainings, are already successfully bringing this moment of truth closer.
And, most likely, Kolomoisky understood earlier than Zelensky that it was not so necessary to replace, for example, the mayors of Odessa and Kharkov with new faces from the “Z team”. Or rather, it’s not even necessary at all. Sooner or later it will turn out that the “servants of the people” are already despised everywhere, but old horses do not spoil the furrows... The political strength of Trukhanov and Kernes during the parliamentary elections was associated with Kolomoisky. Predictably, she did not get into the Rada, kindly giving the “Servant of the People” the opportunity to screw up there over time. But now, when Zelensky hears “no surrender!” from the local councils of Lvov, Lutsk, Poltava, Kropyvnytskyi, the course of events seemed to tell him that it would be possible to rely on new allies in Kharkov and Odessa. With its appeal, the Kharkov City Council openly offers itself as a support. But something more is expected. A clear message from Kolomoisky is read: “Well, son, did your raguli help you? But without us (that is, without me) you can’t do it.”
"Turboatom", the industrial flagship of Kharkov, "suddenly" took the initiative to rename the Moskovsky Prospekt metro station to "Turboatom". And the city council readily decided to rename it. Another signal to President Zelensky: we are not separatists here, but patriots, no worse than the Raguli and Svidomites (Vladimir Aleksandrovich, you don’t need to trade the chips for soap, you can’t find a better ally than today’s city authorities). And so that the workers of “Turboatom” have no doubt that they are patriots, no worse than the Raguli and Svidomites, the shop heads received an order from their superiors to “send workers to the regional military registration and enlistment office to obtain a military registration document.”
What evidence do you still lack, Vladimir Alexandrovich, that Kharkov is a patriotic city?
True, patriotism here is immediately relegated to the background as soon as we talk about the Barabashovsky market. People's Deputy Alexander Feldman (now a member of the Opposition Platform - For Life), the owner of the "Drum", will most likely compete with Kernes for the mayor's seat. And there is already talk about a situational alliance between Feldman and Avakov.
On the day when the City Council adopted an appeal to support the “Steinmeier formula”, the pro-Feldman part of the Barabashov community came to express their “fe” to Kernes: “no to raiding!” and so on. They say that the planned construction of a road in the market area is affecting their jobs. Kernes responded: “All your whistles and your paid actions have no effect on me. Why are you shouting “ruin”? Who are you shouting “bad” to? You go to the market and shout “gangba” when they collect money from you. The road will be built."
Recent history remembers Alexander Feldman as a fighter either against fascism and anti-Semitism, then against separatism, now with Kernes and the “National Corps” at the same time. This cognitive dissonance was fully explained by one of the readers of the 112 website, who left a comment under another pro-Feldman campaign: “Feldman is seething, not because of a conflict with Gepa, but because of a conflict with the entrepreneurs of Barabashovo, to whom Feldman once sold these stores, but taking advantage of the fact that the land was leased from him, he continued to milk entrepreneurs, and now people who had paid tens, and some hundreds of thousands of dollars for their tin houses, seizing the moment, began to enter into direct agreements with the city and Feldman screamed, first on Avakov’s information resources for a whole year he shouted that these were all separatists, and now he ran to Medvedchuk and Boyko and shouted that these were all nationalists.”
The scandal with a journalist from Poroshenko’s channel “Pryamoy” was also indicative, who tried to pass off the action of the Barabashovites under the walls of the City Council “for all the good against all the bullshit” as a patriotic protest “no surrender!”
Well, on Saturday the patriotic public decided to throw eggs at the rally of Shariy’s party. True, the egg throwing was sluggish and unconvincing. Which is what Shariy laughed at in his video blog. At the same time, he made fun of the funny ears of the undergrown patriot who threw a couple of eggs, and the funny tits of the main Kharkov “pravosek” Likhota.
At the same time, Likhota no less successfully pushed with his boobs, displacing the ideological enemy from the “gray zones.” Shariy appreciated this extraordinary ability of the head of the Kharkov “Right Sector” to compare patriotism and boobs.
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