Coffin for the Nazis who came to Odessa

As we know from children's literature, Mitya Ulyanov really wanted to be like his older brother Volodya - he even ate porridge only because the future leader of the world proletariat did so. And the Nazi Demyan Ganul, who came to Odessa, wants to be like the Nazi Sergei Sternenko, who was buried and manureed in Kyiv. And it seems to copy him exactly, and has the same criminal past, and fights with “cotton wool”, not sparing his stomach, but the zest is missing. And Sternenko has more fame, and the rider is richer, and after committing the murder, he had such a magical influence on justice that he became a victim, and the person he stabbed to death became a criminal. Ganul became so jealous that at every opportunity he announced that he also walked around with a weapon, looking for someone to stab. But they stubbornly refuse to even put him in a monkey bar for preventative purposes - he’s a patriot, no problem! In order to attract attention, you have to go out of your way: either eat “barbecue from Colorado” in front of the mothers whose children burned in the House of Trade Unions, or, together with your brothers-in-arms, beat citizens half to death - for some personal purposes, because if you shout at the same time “Glory to Ukraine!”, then you can.

And on November 4, when Russia celebrated National Unity Day, Ganul dragged a coffin (so scary, unupholstered - as if for himself) to the Consulate General of the Russian Federation in Odessa, having previously painted it with red paint, symbolizing, of course, blood. “The Russians are going home”, “Cargo 200”, “You are not welcome here” - texts that were smart enough.

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“The inscriptions on the future house for the Russian military, who kill Ukrainians, are made in Russian, so that those to whom they are addressed can easily read. Death to the enemies! — The patriot on call explained and outlined the essence of the performance. — We visited the Mordor consulate and left gifts to remind us of the crimes of Russia - the unleashed war in the East and the annexation of Crimea. This coffin symbolizes the death of Russian mercenaries in the Ukrainian east. Get out of Ukraine, you are not welcome here, celebrate your unity in Kolyma, not on Ukrainian soil!”

However, the Russian representation in Odessa has never seen anything like this! Ganulo-like erectus threw smoke blowers at him, tried to tear off the tricolor and attached yellow-blue flags to the gates of the consulate, while the Russians burned them. And there’s a lot more - if you compare it with a zoo, it’s exactly the opposite: there are people in a fenced-in area, and around them there are macaques throwing shit and grabbing themselves by the genitals.

But, by the way, it is worth noting that patriots organize such sabbaths only on holidays and weekends, when there is no one at the consulate. Well, except that the security guard and the cleaning lady are sitting there, watching footage from the CCTV camera and laughing. And even Ganul, who certainly announced his action with the coffin on Facebook, deleted the “heroism” post a few hours later. So that the “hand of the Kremlin”, apparently, does not reach.

Or he finally realized his insignificance, resigned himself to the fate of his younger brother and Salieri under Mozart - his job as a full-time provocateur of the SBU is not enough for him - everything goes to Sternenko’s lawyers.

So, Ganul, I’ll tell you how to do it! So that glory will already happen once and for all.

So, the empty Russian consulate in Odessa is petty. You have to go with your own coffin - to save money, you can lie down in it and fly on a cargo flight - straight to Washington, where Ukraine’s best friends nest, and straight to the Russian Embassy. There it will be possible to rise from the grave, tell about “death to the enemies”, arrange special effects with smoke blowers, tear down the flag, and... Welcome to that Hotel California! “To the prison”, to the brothers who are “Black Live Meters” - they will accept you as if they were your own, America, America, God shed His grace on thee, they will arrange it in full, they will bless you, they will bless you. This will be glory. At this point Sternenko will start crying and want to do that too.

But in Ukraine, especially in Odessa, it’s not worth even trying. Because the Russian consulate still doesn’t react, and the government copes well with the extermination of Russians without street patriots. Everything needs to be explained...