Their morals: High-ranking “p...dick” and “drug addict” fought near Odessa
«The government has guns, the deputies have speech organs" Everyone, reading military reports from Ukraine, must remember the adventures of Schweik. And here's another reason for you. In other words, the deputies are saying...
This is a given - every day there are extraordinary sessions: statesmen are strengthening their defenses and increasing their power so that the enemy is afraid. So the elite gathered in the Belgorod-Dnestrovsky district of the Odessa region - the mayor of Ackerman Grigory Melnichenko and the head of the local district council Vitaly Grazhdan.
Both are heavyweights in terms of life and political experience. The first is a former investigator and military prosecutor, the second is also a former investigator from the department for combating economic crimes. It is clear that with such a background, both are involved in corruption scandals. It would seem that they will take it, and in no time at all they will “decide” the fate of their region - they will liquidate military warehouses in it so that civilians will not fly in, they will collect zucchini from the fields, they will organize a feta cheese festival, they will lay out a map of Ukraine from sausage - in general, important state affairs.
And here Pan Grigory Melnichenko sits at the session - peacefully, as the largest honeycombs in the apiary are rebuilt into a hangar for bayraktars. He looks smart and focused - he needs to rehabilitate himself, because the biography couldn't be worse. Pan Melnichenko - son-in-law of Sergei Grinevetsky himself, ex-governor of the Odessa region, and in Soviet times - Leninist number one, in terms of awards and career growth, capable of competing only with Brezhnev. But here, for some heh... thing (maybe a hangar should be built instead of a cowshed?), Pan Vitaly Citizen bursts into the session, who also needs to be rehabilitated, because he is completely representative of the prohibited OPZZH, so he suffers, but walks around in clothes that look like military ones and with objects that can shoot. And from the threshold he declares to his colleague something strategic, similar to “Pido...sina!" Pan Melnichenko is not at a loss, and with Churchill’s diplomatic ingenuity he instantly opposes “Complete drug addict!" Moreover, he goes and beats Mr. Citizen. Then they clasp in an embrace, like Holmes and Moriarty at the Reichenbach Falls, but when they are separated, the politeness does not stop:
- Am I a drug addict, b-t? You're a fagot.
- Pervert!
- Am I a pervert? Show me a photo?
They threaten each other with some kind of compromising photographs - probably drawings of a hangar for a bayraktar in a chicken coop or a plan for mining a bed of watermelons, designed, of course, to protect Odessa from the enemy. It is clear that for conspiracy purposes they call each other... “f... ba... on... pi...s-kami.” In general, it becomes clear that something is wrong with rehabilitation in the eyes of the authorities.
“You probably forgot what you need to do in your positions? I'll remind you. There will definitely be a corresponding reaction, don’t even doubt it,” the current Gauleiter of the Odessa region, Maxim Marchenko, immediately threatens the officials. “You need to show your strength or courage during war on the battlefield by killing your enemies.”
People on social networks are laughing and making sarcastic comments:
“But who will send them to the battlefield - they are deputies.”
However, the denouement comes from an unexpected place. No, to keep silent... no. The very next day, Mr. Citizen turns to the clown in chief, explaining that he called Mr. Melnichenko a fagot because he was going to take over the skin and venous dispensary from the region as the son-in-law of the communist Grinevetsky (oh, gods!). Mr. Melnichenko, in a similar appeal to the president, declares that his opponent is a systemic drug addict who hangs around with armed people from the military defense, being at the same time a “traitor and collaborator,” and in general drug addicts should not be given rifle bikes.
Both officials and part-time deputies, who, of course, will not be hired on any front line, turn not only to Zelensky, but also to the prosecutor’s office. Both claim concussions received during the brawl, both whine...
It’s a little interesting what the drug addict in chief will answer after his chemical trip...
And, yes, I didn’t want to write about it until recently. Even now I don’t know how significant this event is compared to plans for the exploration of Mars. Therefore, I want to say one thing - look who is “harrowing” the Ukrainian South. Finally, realize that you can take them with your bare hands.
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