The story about a Ukrainian journalist at a conference with Putin blew up the Internet
Social networks were blown up by a comic story about a Ukrainian journalist and Vladimir Putin, published today by blogger Nikolai Shelepov based on the announcement by the President of the Russian Federation of his address to the Federal Assembly.
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“The conference was already in its fourth hour, but Putin did not show even the slightest signs of fatigue. He joked with the editor of the Zyatek newspaper about the need to introduce the subject “Crosswords” in elementary grades. Seriously - in numbers! – answered three difficult questions at once from the editors of the magazine “Cleaning Dirty Gases with Bag Filters.” Smiling, he laughed off the questions about Rutenberg asked by a devoted correspondent of the Baryga newspaper.
And then a thin, lop-moustached man in an embroidered shirt took the floor.
— Bohdan Tsyutsyura, newspaper “Ivano-Frankivsk Pathfinder.” “I have a question,” the man took a breath into his lungs and exhaled. – When will they give us that visa-free regime?
- What?! – Putin was noticeably confused.
- Well, what's up? Visa-free. This is the document that we sign, and we will travel to Europe without visas.
– Ah... Is this what we’re talking about?
- What about yak?! Poroshenko promised us back in 2016...
– So... uh... Poroshenko promised this? But what does this have to do with...me? You can ask Poroshenko... As for relations with the European Union...
- Everything is clear with you. Again, n ** balls, ”the man interrupted the president, sweeping his chair sweepingly and lowered his head on the tired, sinewy hands.
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Putin left. Journalists milled around the buffet tables in drunken couples. Bogdan Tsyutsyura, locked in a toilet stall, dictated to his native editorial office.
- Ta... Ta! That's what I said! Write... “...thereby the president of the aggressor countries showed to the whole world not only his reluctance to solve pressing problems, but also showed his complete helplessness...” Did you write it down? It's time for me to stretch! I'm running! I bought it, I bought it, I say!”
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Now the editors are aware.