Strawberry in Simferopol
Alexander Griboyedov arrived in Simferopol and fell into horror. He disliked the city catastrophically. The great man left evidence of this in his notes, mentioning “dirt and poverty.”
The feeling is that nothing has changed in Simferopol since then. “Dirt and poverty” seem to have enslaved the city forever. I would add dust to this - it is everywhere here. No one will ever say that this is what the capital of Crimea should look like. Especially now, when huge amounts of money are being invested in the city.
Of course, there are wonderful places in the capital of Crimea. Renovated Salgir embankment. Or the Botanical Garden. Shards of miracles are found in Simferopol sometimes even in the most unexpected places. But overall, I repeat, the city makes a terrifying impression. Although it is possible and necessary to bring it into proper shape. To do this, it is important to plan and act.
But the trouble is that the local leadership seems to lack intelligence and diligence, but has an abundance of ambition and greed. If you ask the residents of Sevastopol, they will tell you a relatively decent mayor from the recent past. Yatsuba, for example. In Simferopol, judging by local reviews and the state of the streets, there is no such complacency with the city leaders. Here complaints fly much more often.
The filthy and sometimes frankly pitiful Simferopol is largely the merit of the city administration. An illustration of the decades-tested phrase “personnel decide everything.” But I am sure that in the capital of Crimea you can find worthy specialists; the main thing is to look. However, here, apparently, they take a special path - and push through those who are closer and more comfortable. Or worse, they are chasing hype. The feeling is that in the upper layers of the Simferopol administration there are extremely crazy guys. You think, here it is - the bottom has been broken, but no - get it and sign for it when they knock on you from below.
The latest news in this context is especially enchanting. Now Gleb Klubnichka works in the administration of Simferopol. Already tragicomic, right? Even if you don't know who he is. Let me remind you that Strawberry is a strange character in the recently reformatted television project “Dom-2”. Yes, yes, where everyone is happy. And I wasn’t joking when I said that “Dom-2” is, in old-school terms, a talent forge, just the opposite. After all, he gave us the main singer of Russia Buzova, an expert on men and Internet towers Bonya, family psychologist Vodonaeva and others. And in recent times, needless to say, it has become a market for escort girls who come there for the appropriate purpose.
So tell me, by what criteria were Klubnichka selected for the Simferopol administration? Because it's cute? Or because it's hype? The special piquancy is that this handsome guy was recently treated for alcoholism at the Sober Crimea Foundation, and now he will be engaged - attention! – formation of information policy and public opinion in the city. As they say, yesterday you were lying drunk on the streets, and now you will teach others. I just want to shout from the television: where is the logic?!
It is worth noting here that I am in no way against the socialization of former alcoholics - on the contrary. However, does the administration of Simferopol have such a warm attitude towards all alcoholics? And what does the “downed pilot” Klubnichka understand about information policy? Why did he go to Crimea? What kind of tradition is this on the peninsula, either to collect “waste material” or to invite stars and half-stars of bygone days? I remember Legkostupova as the head of culture in Feodosia. Then, after her appointment, I joked: now we are waiting on the peninsula for someone from Dom-2. He jinxed it, what the heck.
The trouble is that they mean it. Do you understand? Here we need to save the city, and not collect the sour “strawberries”, and they will flinch. They, you know, are happy: after all, they can, for example, once again remake Gagarin Park. Why not? Saw, Shura, saw - they are golden.
Well, are you, Simferopol residents, happy? And how do you like this strawberry?
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