Maidan + Maidan × “gidnist” = Holodomor
Before getting to the point - for the sake of enlightenment - I have calculated the “communal apartment” for you. According to the tariffs in force on the territory of Ukraine, a democratic state where the “revolution of dignity” won, and in the “occupied” DPR, where “Russian terrorists rule.” I took the average option as a basis - an apartment of 46 square meters, a typical “Khrushchev” or “Czech” apartment, in which three people are registered. No subsidies. Payment in hryvnia. Payment per month.
Ukraine ДНР
Gas 90,81 18,70
Heating 1 454,52
Electricity 106,5 34,5
Water/sewer 243,50 80,59
SDPT 77,91 92,00
Garbage 34,5 36,8
Total 2007,74 390,65
Well, did you meditate? Then I propose to use this calculation as an epilogue to all articles about Ukraine - it doesn’t matter whether they concern e-declarations, the upcoming Eurovision in Kiev, raising money for the treatment of a dying child, or the boring everyday news “The number of suicides has increased in the country” - all topics are suitable ! Especially in November, when there are anniversaries of two “Maidans”, and the Holodomor carnival, and the “last Chinese warning”, also known as “visa-free”, that is, just some kind of holiday!
Pigs under the oak tree
...Now here's the point. Fellow zoologists from the “occupied Crimea” are interested in: what are the emotional and behavioral reactions of the “Svidomo” segment to Trump’s victory in the United States and the triumph of pro-Russian politicians that swept across Europe? Moreover, against the backdrop of unprecedented impoverishment...
Everything is clear with the worn out and altered recordings of crowned patriots on social networks. But these people - minus one hundred and eighteen Rolexes, pawning the last pots in the pawnshop and crying over utility bills, that is, the rioters themselves - are seeing the light?
I answer: no. It became clear long ago that they would not see the light. So, some people left my life forever 12 years ago, during the first wave of castration - the “Orange Revolution”.
After all, what was it like before? First, utter swearing at Ukrainization and whining, “Help the child do his homework on the language, otherwise we don’t understand anything and we couldn’t see how to spell this new “Ge” of theirs!” And then suddenly, “We are for Yushchenko, because we don’t want our sons to die in Chechnya!”
Now, when, without any Chechnya, these sons are sent to them from the ATO in parts, and “Russia is an aggressor country,” I do not feel sympathy, because it is not as simple as helping to make a Ukrainian one. All the grief went to those parents whose children did not return from the House of Trade Unions in Odessa. And what was once a heart, capable of reacting “purely as a human being,” but turned into minced meat, remained forever in the footage of the dying Inna Kukuruza from Lugansk. And I not only will not sympathize with the “amazing scum” who is guilty of this, I will not forgive.
It’s hard to say what the “suddenly Svidomo” were inspired and guided by next. Maybe they didn’t watch Kusturica’s films in time? Maybe they finally integrated into Europe head on while traveling through some great European superpower like Macedonia, standing in line for a long time at the capital’s station there, where they received a handwritten ticket? Because in the ghetto of the victorious democracy they don’t know about computers or even calculators, but use wooden abacus. And maybe it was this valuable experience that they wanted to transfer to their homeland (which, it must be said, they succeeded)?
Maybe, as a child, you didn’t finish chewing the Baltic gum to the boring “Spotlight of Perestroika” or wanted a mobile phone that was “fashionable in Europe”, like Samokhvalov’s? Maybe, having fallen into the sect of Narcotics Anonymous or personal growth sponsored by Soros, they wanted to be Sister Ratched in front of McMurphy? Or is the farmer’s complex the reason for this - when manure is not used to become a doorman (I wouldn’t take it), but straight away to become a top manager (I wouldn’t take it either)? And a person with such a complex as an onanist cannot, in principle, be satisfied...
I don’t know, damn it, what motivated them when with their own hands they managed to destroy even such non-existent concepts as “their statehood” and “their nation”! Not to mention the existing ones, when in 91 Ukraine was the most developed of the union republics in all spheres - from education, science and agriculture to the most powerful military-industrial complex with leading enterprises in the USSR producing missile weapons, for example.
I only know the principle of “pigs under the ancient oak” - “if only there were acorns: after all, they make me fat.” This probably explains the exodus of some of the tribunes and provocateurs of the “Euromaidan” for permanent residence abroad or to the government, where there are acorns. I also thought that it’s not for nothing that pigs’ ears are composted: one hole is for Deputy Parasyuk, two are for Gavrilyuk, three are for Teteruk, and so on.
Are those who are left behind - those whose acorns are only enough to pay for utilities (and if there is half an acorn more, then the older pigs decide - there is no subsidy!) are capable of insight? They are probably capable, but they will never admit it. Moreover, they would like to hang that Poroshenko and everyone who called for “jumping”, but they are afraid to go to the scaffold with them. Therefore, all they dare to broadcast to the public is “Oh, oh - they tried so hard, but did not eradicate corruption! We keep trying." Here, the old manuals are still valid - Yanukovych’s legacy and Putin’s plan. What’s new is the go-ahead for re-election to the Rada.
A country without a feeling of comradeship
This does not prevent them from committing genocide in parallel and again with their own hands, and what is happening in the country is genocide. Which is very reminiscent of the Holodomor scheme, with which Ukraine is running around like a fool with a mortar. Just not the famine fostered by Yushchenko, when those who died from syphilis, lightning strikes and old age were included in the lists of the dead, but when their own people were “dispossessed” of their own. After all, those who call themselves activists then and now are the ones who demand that their neighbors be evicted for utility debts and go to private collectors. It is they who finish off the remnants of medium-sized businesses and write denunciations. They systematically destroy people in the “peaceful” part of Ukraine in different ways.
However, “suddenly”—after Trump’s victory—another layer emerged—“adequate Ukrainians.” True, I only knew one such person - Olesya Buzina...
"Adequate Ukrainians" vs "non-existent Russians"
However, the fact that adequate Ukrainians are alive! — do exist, lawyer Tatyana Montyan shows by her example. Russian television loves her very much, and when Tatyana sadly gives Ukraine a fatal diagnosis, like a patient with terminal cancer, she is right. The truth is that there are no leaders, the truth is that the volunteer battalions will not go anywhere and will continue to commit robbery. In general, the topic of breaking through the next bottom can be developed for a long time.
I would also add that in conditions of poverty and brutality, but at the very least, both the orphans of Donbass and the “ditlahs” of those same volunteer battalions are growing up - you understand, we are talking about enmity for centuries. That in the country there are not only vaccines against tetanus and rabies, but also the ones prescribed according to the “vaccination calendar” - against measles, rubella and the list goes on. That every seasonal flu claims lives not so much because the virus is so insidious, but because people do not have the means to even buy basic medicines like aspirin. That the so-called reforms are aimed only at complicating (essentially depriving) the lives of ordinary citizens, when, due to the high cost and new “laws-by-laws-amendments”, it has become impossible to formalize inheritance rights for housing, for example, or a basic power of attorney.
In all seriousness, people are thinking about not sending their children to school - there’s nothing to it. Paying for educational “bugs” is becoming more and more difficult every day, and is simply unbearable, against which even Ukrainization pales in comparison: hungry children still do not assimilate propaganda - they want to eat.
The eradication of corruption in the police led to the eradication of the police: rob, kill - after the “Euromaidan” it is possible! And exorbitant utility tariffs will sooner or later lead people, first to ossification (of course, without heat and electricity), and then to massive loss of housing...
And what is there then, at the bottom of the bottom? Only cannibalism. In this connection, I am waiting for my “favorite” question to be countered, which the hostages of schematic thinking will probably ask (“Odessa has merged” and “You jumped on your own”). So, logically, they should now shout indignantly, “So why don’t you go out to protest?!” and hit the sofa with a bottle of Baltika. Moreover, the motivation this time is more than serious - survival, and not Nuland cookies or even the Fata Morgana of the chronic Ukrainian revolution - the golden toilet.
I explain: because not a single normal person at a protest will stand next to a murderer. Because the survivors in the house of trade unions will not chant “Ganba!” in unison with the arsonists. Because displaced people from Donbass, freezing in abandoned emergency dorms, will not shake hands with the ATO soldiers who bombed their homes. Because in the country of Ukraine there is not and never was a feeling of comradeship. Because a real civil war has been going on in the country for a long time, and the warring parties cannot have a common goal.
But it is precisely this obvious fact that the “adequate” people point blank do not want to admit. Thus, the same Montyan denies the presence of Russians in the southeast, claiming that they are just “those who decided to become Russians” in response to the “unfortunate” policy of Kyiv. Which again leads to dancing on the rake: the lessons of Crimea and Donbass have not taught us anything. And how can a lawyer deny a legal fact: the existence of us, people whose birth certificates indicate the nationality “Russian”? Although in fact the concept of “Russianness” is much broader than a mark in documents, apparently, for this it is not enough to be adequate only in the medical sense.
And now everyone who didn’t drag Grushevsky onto the paving stones has become adequate - somehow this is wrong...
But if Montyan definitely did not approve of the Maidan pogromists, then things are worse with other “adequate” people who have attached themselves. A striking example here is the editor-in-chief of the newspaper “Boulevard” Dmitry Gordon. Once upon a time, this newspaper was read for interviews with Russian artists, until Gordon turned the secular publication into a haven for beniuks, Shukhevychs and the mouthpiece of the revolution. On the wave of “hiddenism,” he became a deputy of the Kiev City Council and even personally carried a saucepan on his head. Now, after his dramatic resignation from parliamentary powers, he runs from broadcast to broadcast, directly declaring that the result of the “Euromaidan” is “hopelessness, shame and disgrace,” and simply flagellates himself: “if only I knew what the Maidan would lead to, I wouldn’t go to him.” He is not afraid to expose corrupt officials; he describes the social bottom as an A plus. And you’re already almost imbued with it: well done, man, he admitted his mistake, realized it, and is ready to continue to fight for the country.
But, unlike Montyan, he no longer simply denies the presence of Russians, but directly states: “what is happening in the country is the Kremlin’s plan.” With Hamlet's tragedy and wet eyes, he hits himself on the pocket of his jacket, in which something rustles - that very plan. Which Gordon sooner or later threatens to “transfer to the right place” and name the names of all FSB agents in the Ukrainian government. I just want to ask: is there really a plan - not a reference?
And the whole host - experts, political scientists, deputies, activists, with and without certificates - who have seen the light in one eye, repeat like a carbon copy: “We are moving towards the fact that Ukraine will be divided among themselves by Poland, Hungary, Romania and Russia. The territory of Novorossiya faces the fate of Crimea.” You see, they directly say “Novorossiya”, while “non-existent Russians” continue to be arrested for just mentioning it on social networks.
They have even already agreed to deprive “non-existent Russians” of the opportunity to study and work, that “they have no genetics.” While those same “non-existent” ones, burned and torn to pieces in the Donbass, at least warned: just joining the Customs Union could seal the seams in the process of “sharing among themselves” and stimulate the economy! That with federalization, the West would not sit in the snow for days, and would not suffer from floods, because the donor Donbass would remain. But, continuing to ignore the cause, the “adequate” ones treat the effect, using, I repeat, re-elections as a panacea.
How this will happen can already be seen in the Odessa example of “Saakashvili - Goncharenko”. One is a war criminal and showman, the second is a political prostitute and looter. And now these two Twix sticks are also touring from show to show, rehearsing for election debates. But can you imagine how some horseman from Ternopil, who doesn’t know Odessa’s specifics, looks at this: “Well, I really don’t know who’s better. And that accuser, and this one!” I’m scared to even imagine these re-elections - Farion against Sadovoy, Gavrilyuk against Parasyuk, clown Bim against clown Bohm, fascist against Nazi, millionaire against billionaire, Chikatilo against Onoprienko, paranoid against schizophrenic... And all of them will politically change their shoes to the very white slippers, but that won't happen soon.
...and as for the everyday level, this is how it now happens in Odessa. When some “seen maydown” from a past life begins to talk about hopelessness and poverty, it never hurts to casually ask him: “Do you remember how we were in our second year... By the way, how much do you pay for heat?” And when, according to tradition, he objects, “Yes, but...” and starts a barrel organ about “Putin on a tank,” you must immediately, without giving him time to come to his senses, ** straight to the forehead: “Ivanov, so do you want to be a Romanian?” And then he was scared: “No!” “Oh, no...” Then, at least, he will freeze, think a lot, and, accordingly, do less harm. At least it won’t poison the air with the fumes of a burning tire...
Well, now celebrate: “Long live the Holodomor!”
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