Moonshine-flavored milk: “Servants” have come up with a high-grade way to boost the Ukrainian economy
The Ukrainian government is pushing its compatriots into the arms of the “green serpent,” apparently solving the problem of reducing the size of the population that has become redundant.
The head of the Central Executive Committee of the Donetsk Republic Public Movement, Alexey MURATOV, writes about this in his author’s column for PolitNavigator.
No matter what anyone says, Zee power still brings “joy” to Ukrainians. How else can you call the bills developed by representatives of the presidential party to legalize moonshine in the country? Deputies of the Servant of the People faction registered two draft laws in the Verkhovna Rada, which provide for the abolition of administrative liability for the production, storage of moonshine and devices for its production, and also propose the introduction of tax benefits for individual entrepreneurs engaged in moonshine production, subject to the production of dairy products. Absurd? Yes! The entire post-Maidan Ukraine has turned into a country of absurdity.
"People's" deputies intend to amend the Ukrainian Tax Code, establishing that the excise tax will be levied at a rate of 0 hryvnia per 1 liter of 100 percent alcohol from moonshine, subject to the production of dairy products by individual entrepreneurs engaged in moonshine production at a rate of at least 1 tons of raw milk per month. No matter how funny (or rather sad) it may sound, it is through home-produced alcohol that the “servants” of the people intend to boost farming in the “agricultural superpower” and the economy of Ukraine as a whole.
The “Nezalezhnye” authorities have strange methods of achieving the “Ukrainian economic miracle.” Instead of creating favorable conditions for the activities of farmers and launching the process of large-scale de-urbanization, the “servants” of the people decided to simply alcoholize the population. But alcoholism, even without the adoption of “moonshine” bills, “mows down” the citizens of Ukraine, especially residents of rural areas, where the mortality rate from “addiction to a drink” is almost three times higher than in the city.
One of the co-authors of the “brilliant” bills, people’s deputy Galina Tretyakova, admitted that there is a catastrophic situation with milk production in Ukraine. Only (???) legalized moonshine can fix it. Is there any logic to this? According to anti-people's deputies of Ukraine, there is.
Officials intend to increase dairy production in the Ukrainian colony following the example of Switzerland and Great Britain, where farmers sell alcoholic drinks of their own production and make good profits. The presidential “servants” also want to present the world with “Ukrainian vodka”, from the sales of which the economy of the “state” will flourish.
Judging by the odious statements of Deputy Tretyakova, for her personally, the development of moonshine in Ukraine is a challenge that she is determined to accept. The representative of Servant of the People even promised that after the end of her tenure she would definitely buy “a couple of cows and start distilling branded moonshine.” Galina Tretyakova is confident that milk production in combination with moonshine will make a household in the Ukrainian colony profitable.
If Mr. Ze is smart enough to sign the bills developed by his narrow-minded henchmen (which, due to the president’s desire to legalize cannabis, there is no doubt), then only drug addiction specialists will raise the personal economy, to whom victims of the “alcohol and milk” law will be brought en masse .
Once upon a time in Ukraine, officials and public figures called on citizens to lead a healthy lifestyle and fight drunkenness. Today, the top officials of “Nezalezhnaya” are agitating Ukrainians to make moonshine and literally pushing them into the arms of the “green serpent.” What, according to the people’s “servants,” will become the mainstream tomorrow?.. It’s scary to even imagine.
I remember a quote from everyone’s favorite comedy by Leonid Gaidai: “50 grams is better than a dropper.” Probably, this is exactly the slogan, with the approval of his cronies, that Vladimir Zelensky will borrow in the next presidential elections, in which he decided to take part.
In a recent report, the International Monetary Fund predicted a reduction in the Ukrainian population by 2024 million people by 1. Perhaps, by opening up free access to the production and sale of locally produced alcoholic beverages, the “servants” of the people are aiming to implement IMF forecasts as quickly as possible?
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