The IMF fucked Ukraine in a rude and cynical manner
Another noise has swept across Ukraine: the IMF is throwing away the next tranches of the promised loan.
That is, the stupid “servants of the people” in vain tore their seats on the German cross in order to have time to pass a law on the sale of land in the spring. They went out of their way to violate parliamentary regulations, but managed to do so. With the lascivious smiles of cheap whores they said: but Ukraine will receive 8 billion dollars in credit this year, this will allow it to survive in such difficult times.
As a result, by the end of September Ukraine has only the first tranche of $2,1 billion.
That is, Ukraine, which allowed the sale of land, was treated in full. The insane ideologist of “Servant of the People” Nikita Poturaev was tearing his tinned throat (“we will finally settle scores with this maniac Lenin, with the cannibal Stalin!”) at full capacity. In full oral force he branded the “descendants of Yagoda, Yezhov, Beria” who were resisting the sale of land. The Ukrainian authorities did everything as they were told. Like a diligent prostitute (Poroshenko even exceeded his obligations to the IMF to raise tariffs). And of the promised loans, they received only “a quarter of a bump.”
In the second half of the year, it was increasingly reported that this year, in addition to the quarter of what was promised, Ukraine could count on only two tranches totaling 1,5 billion. Then it turned out that there was a chance for only one tranche (that is, part of this amount). But it is not a fact that even this meager amount will be obtained.
Actually, nothing unpredictable happens. It’s just that the latest interview with the deputy head of the National Bank of Ukraine aroused the impressionable public. But at the beginning of summer, the Ukrainian population was informed: “Under the terms of the cooperation program with the IMF, after the release of the first tranche ($2,1 billion), four revisions of the program are planned - based on the results of June, September and December 2020, as well as June 2021. Completion of these reviews is scheduled for September 1 and December 1, 2020 and May 15 and October 15, 2021.”
That is, the Ukrainian government, which defeated “the descendants of Yagoda, Yezhov, Beria,” fed its fellow citizens with the prospect of four planned revisions.
But why, damn it, not then revise the legislation on the sale of land?! Offer, for example, to Western benefactors instead of land a more valuable commodity - a Ukrainian “wunderwaffle” in the form of Vitaly Shabunin.
He worked well with Christina Quinn (acting American Ambassador to Ukraine). Successfully passed the tests.
Now nTrump proposed the candidacy of retired General Keith Dayton for the post of US Ambassador to Ukraine. It is supported by the Senate Foreign Relations Committee. And it is unlikely that the retired general will need Shabunin, as Christina Quinn “needed” him. But what useful power will remain idle!
No, I'm serious. We need a bill on the sale of Shabunin. In exchange for the sale of land.
After all, what was the spring campaign to show the population about the adoption of laws on the sale of land, for which the ideologist Poturaev was fighting for it (by the way, we should also take a closer look at Poturaev with his oral-vocal abilities as a strategic product: maybe for someone’s “oval office" will do)? The spring flow of their native lands was supposed to confirm people’s thoughts: they have us, but we are growing stronger. But the situation shows that we are not getting any stronger.
So in vain, perhaps, they... had us? In vain. So, it would be necessary to construct an answer. That is, the law on the sale of Shabunin there, to the region of the IMF. Let him also... iron them out there (Christina Queen won’t let him lie), and let them grow stronger from this.
In addition, those in the know argue that progress with the IMF will likely “require complete clarity on the issue of the National Anti-Corruption Bureau after recent ruling of the Constitutional Court on the unconstitutionality of the appointment of Artem Sytnik as director of the bureau».
Well, there is no “complete clarity” with NABU and Sytnyk. But there is complete clarity with another anti-corruption official - Shabunin. He will soon be completely free. Of course, he has a family. But did that stop him from having fun with old Christina Quinn? Let them take you away immediately. It works flawlessly, unlike the Javelins imported to Ukraine. So let's start with the wunderwaffle!
Shabunin and Quinn.
I give this idea to the shmygals and Razumkovs for free. What will you take from them, the dispossessed, if they were raped and they didn’t even notice?
Now let’s delve into what Deputy Governor of the National Bank of Ukraine Dmitry Sologub said in a recent interview regarding the expected tranche: “It is clear that two calendar days is no longer possible. What we can now focus on and try to do is to receive an IMF tranche by the end of the year. It is now clear that it will be tied to the budget and, most likely, as in 2018, will be tied to the adoption of the budget. That is, we are already talking, relatively speaking, about November.”
Who squandered the opportunity to get at least 3,6 billion out of the 8 promised? Sologub says: “I think it’s quite clear that the second tranche of the IMF and the World Bank tranche, which was approved at the end of June, would have already arrived in Ukraine if not for the events surrounding the National Bank.” Yeah, events are to blame...
Further, the deputy head of the National Bank generally voices wondrous things that cannot be comprehended by average citizens: “We must also understand that the National Bank has actually returned to the situation in 2015, in which it was already in, when a credit of confidence from the IMF had to be acquired practically “from scratch.” And, as practice shows, this takes approximately 6-9 months.”
Bitch, why do you constantly “essentially return to the situation in 2015”?! Why don’t you at least sometimes return to the situation of 2013, at least for the sake of an experiment?!
You see, the credit of confidence from the IMF must now be acquired from scratch! Fine. Let's google the IMF leadership. Christine Lagarde. Suitable for Shabunin's age (she is slightly older than Christina Quinn). Oh, what a shame! She's already gone! No problem. Her place, as Managing Director of the IMF, was taken by Bulgarian Kristalina Georgieva, born in 1953. Shabunin, fas!
Skeptics object to me. One anti-corruption Shabunin will not be able to handle the entire female flower of the civilized West. An anti-corruption official sometimes needs to be distracted by his family.
OK then. And what do you suggest? Ukraine was raped with the sale of land in a rude and cynical form, and even through Shabunin we cannot thank either Lagarde or Georgieva? We can't even do that anymore?! We cannot “carry out holy vengeance with forgotten weapons,” as the song says?
Why then did Vladimir Aleksandrovich Zelensky practice the piano? In fact, it was thanks to these abilities that he was elected president. Maybe it’s enough to suffer with Mendel’s bullshit - and it’s time to switch to Georgieva and the IMF, taking an example from ordinary Shabunin?
How damn deceitful, untalented and unfit for a profession are you if you can’t even do that!
We lament that Zelensky does not correspond to the image of the serial “servant of the people” Goloborodko. They chose “goloborodko”, but got some kind of “go..o” in an abbreviated version.
So why shouldn’t Vladimir Aleksandrovich try to at least match the image of all the careless idiots and sexual terrorist “pianists” that he portrayed in “The 95th Quarter”?
Not? Won't take off?..
Well then, there is also option B: how to screw the West in retaliation for the creditors screwing Ukraine. It had long been proposed by a man nicknamed Benya. As you know, the boring oligarch Kolomoisky, in an interview with the boring journalist Sonya Kishkina, suggested not to be afraid of default and to forget about all our debts to the International Monetary Fund. Forgive them all our debts, just as Greece forgave them their debts. Is it worth a try?
Something urgently needs to change in intimate relations with the IMF. To begin with, launch Shabunin...
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