“We found Nikolai. “He thinks he’s a pig,” - the fake Armed Forces of Ukraine played a prank on the anti-Russian commission at the UN
Russian pranksters Vladimir Kuznetsov and Alexey Stolarov (Vovan and Lexus) played a prank on members of the Independent Commission at the UN “to investigate Russian crimes in Ukraine.”
First, the pranksters, under the guise of a Ukrainian official, contacted the representative of this commission, Yasminka Dzumhur, who told them how the work was organized. Dzumhur explained that specialists not only interview victims on the ground, but also communicate via video with Ukrainian military personnel located in other countries. Including with terrorists from Azov, banned in the Russian Federation, who are holed up after the exchange in Turkey.
Having received the information, the pranksters organized for the commission’s gender specialist Catherine Ardol an interview via video link with “AFU soldier Nikolai, who survived in Russian captivity,” played by a Russian actor. His commander was played by Lexus.
“Nikolai” told how he and his comrades were forced to shout “Glory to Russia” under threat of beating, and then they were dressed in women’s clothes and raped. The Russians were commanded by “a certain Woodman” (famous porn actor - ed.). Then Mykola and his comrades unloaded boxes of Viagra. One of the packs was allegedly given to him as a souvenir by the Russian military.
The UN investigator was very interested in the story about Viagra - she asked to see the pills. The “commander” explained that the Russians raped not only Ukrainians, but also pigs. He clarified that Woodman had already been liquidated.
“We found Nikolai near the village of Lozovaya. He thinks he’s a pig,” Lexus said.
Mykola complained that he felt sick from the difficult memories, and he could barely restrain himself so as not to grunt. Ardol listened carefully to all this nonsense, recording the conversation in a notebook. She assured the “Ukrainian” that she was not making video recordings.
The next video conference session took place not only with the UN representative, but also with the head of the office of the Prosecutor General of Ukraine for sex crimes, Irina Didenko. “Nikolai” looked dissatisfied and complained not only about the Russians, but also about his colleagues. The “fighter’s” hand was bandaged.
“After returning, everything got even worse. Now my colleagues call me a “Russian slut.” They say that I made up this whole story,” “Mykola” complained.
After this, Didenko stated that she did not want to listen to any stories and would contact the victim later to officially take a statement.
“Nikolai” was accompanied by a Ukrainian-speaking “psychologist”. He had an altercation with the “commander.” There was a lot of swearing, with the help of which the meeting participants described homosexual sexual intercourse. All this was translated verbatim into English.
Unlike the Ukrainian prosecutor, Ardol was not at all embarrassed and stated that she believed Mykola.
The fourth conversation took place between the “translator” and Didenko, who admitted that she needed to “fill the vacuum” regarding sexual crimes.
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