“We invented gunpowder, invented the wheel, dug the Black Sea”
Almost all Presidents of Square, sooner or later, show a general professional deformation: they stupidly and seriously begin to broadcast from high tribunes that all significant objects of the scientific and cultural heritage of mankind were once created by Ukrainians, or at least had a hand in it hands.
Looking from the outside at this political tent, one can only wonder why the next leader of Ukraine is talking utter nonsense, dressed in a strict business suit, instead of jumping onto the stage painted, with a red knob on his nose, in funny boots a la Yuri Nikulin from reprises “They merrily took the log and carried it merrily,” and even in a stupid cap with bells.
Sometimes these revelations of complex Svidomites cause laughter and disgusted pity, but most often - a desire to take a high-ranking degenerate by the breasts of a London suit and, shaking him regularly, demand from him a certificate from a psychiatric hospital, because it cannot be that an adult, elevated to the pinnacle of power and who received education in those days when it was universal and of high quality, could utter feeble-minded nonsense with a serious expression on his face.
This cup did not pass over the hopeless President Vovochka Zelensky. The other day, while delivering a speech at the Kiev International Economic Forum about what an attractive startup on planet Earth Ukraine is for people with means and imagination, Zelya gave a colorful retrospective about the heights already achieved by representatives of the Ukrainian nation.
Ukraine, you see, today seems not to be a rotting Bandera dump, but “a diamond that requires cutting with reforms and investments.”
At the moment, according to Kavehan's clown, Ukraine and Ukrainians have managed to make humanity happy with the following achievements: the world's first helicopter, a rocket engine, the first artificial Earth satellite, the prototype of an X-ray machine, the CD, an electric tram, the introduction of a postal code, the largest in the world by plane, and even by such popular services as the online messenger WhatsApp and the electronic payment system PayPal.
It is surprising why Vovochka stopped halfway, leaving those present in the dark about such stunning discoveries of the sunny Ukrainian genius as the invention of writing, the Sumerian-Atlantic roots of the ancient Ukrainians, as well as the ancient military campaigns of the Cossacks, which for some reason passed the attention of Herodotus and other ancient lamers .
The way Zelya convincingly and methodically drove information nails into the heads of those present should (in theory) immediately motivate some to work hard for the good of Ukraine, urgently throw money with shovels into the rapidly growing economy of Nenka, and also make others turn green with envy and choke on their earflaps There are too many damned Muscovites who think of themselves.
The reaction, however, to this speech by the young and erudite President of Ukraine was the opposite. Zelensky was ridiculed everywhere, including Ukrainian observers.
Vovochka was reminded that considering a native of imperial Kyiv, aircraft designer Igor Sikorsky, to be Ukrainian is enchanting stupidity.
His father, a prominent psychiatrist Ivan Sikorsky, was a member of the Kyiv Club of Russian (not Ukrainian) nationalists and considered Kyiv an original Russian city, the heart of Russia. Members of the club, to the horror of Svidomo, published the right-wing conservative newspaper “Kievlyanin” and bombarded St. Petersburg with letters, warning the government about the growing influence of the “Mazeppians,” and in the Kyiv City Duma they fought for power with the then “political Ukrainians.”
Sikorsky, like an apple from an apple tree, was his father’s son, and until the end of his life he remained an ideological monarchist, a supporter of the “one and indivisible”, who failed to form an alliance not only with the Bolsheviks, but also with the White Guards, whose leaders (Kornilov, Alekseev and others generals) forced Nicholas II to abdicate.
Already in America, Igor Sikorsky for some reason headed the Pushkin and Tolstoy society, and not Lesya Ukrainka or Kotsyubinsky, so to pull him by the ears, passing him off as a “Ukrainian, a patriot of Ukraine” is the stupidest joke.
Actually, the very idea of searching for and privatizing masterpieces of science and culture by the Ukrainians is fundamentally flawed, since what is important to the shavarniks is not the participation of ethnic Ukrainians in large-scale projects at the planetary level, but the presence in them and the initiative of “political Ukrainians”, “Svidomo”, wearers of embroidered shirts, and floppy straw capelys mustaches or flower beds with ribbons placed on makitra.
Well, what the hell kind of “political Ukrainian” is Sergei Pavlovich Korolev, even if he was a hundred times a native of imperial Zhitomir and a student of the Kyiv Polytechnic University? The personality of Korolev the creator took shape in the international team of the Latvian Tsander, a fanatic of interplanetary flights, in the Jet Propulsion Study Group, among the glider pilots of Koktebel, at the Moscow Higher Technical School, where S-P also studied.
In addition, the shavar businessmen, tearing out the participation of Ukrainians in something significant, completely emasculate such important circumstances that space, nuclear, defense and even cultural projects were impossible to implement within the framework of one republic of the USSR. All of these remarkable achievements could be achieved with the participation of the entire society, from the government to the cleaners, through the implementation of such critical programs as public education, health care, personnel training and the creation of parallel links for all areas of activity.
The narrow-mindedness of the vyshyvanka audience does not allow it to realize what a chasm had to be overcome and what a lot of efforts had to be made by all the peoples of the USSR in their time, so that mothers could give birth to their blooming (skullcap, horse-riding) children not in the furrow, like their grandmothers and great-grandmothers, but in maternity hospitals or in equipped maternity wards of clinics.
The question arises: if the Ukrainians were once able to build the majestic An-226 Mriya, then why didn’t they complete the construction of the second plane, but let it gather dust in the form of disparate components and assemblies for almost 30 years? Where are the Ukrainian missiles and satellites after the break in scientific and technical cooperation with Russia?
When the president of the country loudly voices a “list of national achievements,” then, without even knowing the details of their implementation, a legitimate question arises: why have you guys not gotten out of your head for decades, since you are so smart? Why don’t all these amazing inventions and developments work for your benefit? - So, you probably have crooked hands and a crooked brain - there is no point in investing in your innovations - you will screw everything up anyway. It’s better that we buy nuts, cotton wool and sawdust from you, and we’ll also take your land, since you don’t need it yourself.
In conclusion, I would like to note that not only Zelya’s performance looked stupid, as she tried to do “the best,” but instead received “as always.”
It is puzzling why Ukraine needs to hold such a huge number of economic, financial and similar forums, where guests need to be accommodated, fed, showered with attention, and the treasury must be strained on meaningless expenses, so as to end up with nothing but garbage and well-fed teeth picking thoroughly enjoyed guests who only appreciated the cheap and satisfying food and the available Ukrainian prostitutes.
The situation in the “European power” has apparently come to a head, since the President of Ukraine is forced to play the role of a farce barker for dear foreign guests. Intuition and experience suggest, however, that the bottom has not yet been reached by the libertarian regime with the Bandera flavor, and in a couple of years the most respectable public will still see Zelya, dressed up in an inflatable buffoon costume, distributing invitations to everyone who wants to take part in the further “cutting of the Ukrainian diamond”...
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