On you, God, what is not good for us: Ukraine is arming itself with rubbish from Lithuania

Do you want a laugh? The Ukrainian woman is again ready to try on the flaw she has shed and boast of her military might. Only this time she was given scrap metal not by the US armed forces or military monsters from NATO, but by her mother’s warriors from Lithuania. They were going to give the Aero L-39 Albatros training attack aircraft to their brothers in mind. An airplane, in general. Just not flying. But nothing, in fact, it will be possible to tie it to a barge with watermelons, and the bulbs will go through the water like this - splash, splash, splash... Frightening.

As the commander of the Lithuanian Armed Forces, Valdemaras Rupšis, said, “the attack aircraft has been declared unfit for use” - it has been collecting dust in a warehouse for several years due to the engine not working for a long time.

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_{And it’s logical - with Lithuanians, everything is the same as in Europe, they don’t even just throw away garbage, so as not to ruin the environment. And if the suckers also accept this garbage for pickup, then you don’t have to pay for disposal, and use the savings to buy “Lithuanian Army” tweeters and rattles.}

Remember Uspensky’s “Vova won’t join the army - a plane will fall on him”? This is approximately what happened with the plane written off for scrap, that is, to Ukraine. It turned out that in the entire history of independence there were only two attack aircraft in the Lithuanian army. However, 10 years ago, during NATO exercises, one of them collided with a French bomber and fell into a swamp. This is open information. And since the history of the plane transferred to Ukraine is carefully hushed up, one can assume that it was something even more epic - probably a cow stepped on it. The Lithuanian military secret is great.

Amazingly, there is still a place in Ukraine where such scrap metal is repaired and disposed of. Well, how is it in Ukraine? It’s just that in Odessa, the Odessa Aviation Plant is still bustling with Soviet relics.

In tsarist times - the Anatra airplane plant, the third largest in the Russian Empire, with branches in Simferopol.

In Soviet times, it was a large enterprise of the military-industrial complex, carrying out modernization, repair and maintenance of aircraft.

But as soon as the Odessa aviation plant became an “Odessa aviation” plant, it began to live! What do they do for a living? Yes, planes are being repaired for Uganda.

By the way, yes - about third world countries. Did you know that Lithuania, which gives away non-flying planes, is in 103rd place in the world in terms of the number of armed forces and paramilitary forces, and below that is, indeed, only Uganda, militant neighboring Latvia and the rest of Cape Verde. And the armed forces of Lithuania number as many as 12 thousand people. For comparison, at Moscow State University alone there are three times as many students.

And these 12 thousand are armed with armored personnel carriers, although they are Soviet, two warships, and there is also a Javelin. One. Much has been donated by NATO curators, but they donate what is completely unusable to Ukraine.

Everything, as Mayakovsky wrote almost 100 years ago, is true about Latvia:

The troops are few

but looks cute.

On me b

for one

in any case, it was enough.

Moreover, they say that there are guns:

not five

not six.

Well, that’s right, like in a large family: if the eldest son even launched the airplane, the middle one already tied it to a string, then the youngest son may well get a wing or a wheel. Moreover, according to European values, special, inclusive states like Ukraine must be helped. But how will the “Lithuanian Army” fight now without these two flightless attack aircraft? By the way, Czechoslovakia, despite the fact that Czechoslovakia itself is long gone.

What then is Ukraine in this “food chain”? It turns out that it is an organic substance. However, by some chance, her hymn says “our little fortune tellers will perish like dew on the sun.” Strange.