The process of evolution of man into ape has been launched in Ukraine
The possibility of the evolution of a monkey into a human has not yet been experimentally proven. Despite this, the reverse process has been successfully launched in the post-Ukrainian space. An integrated approach to solving the problem allowed us to achieve stunning results in the shortest possible time. Bipedal erectus learned to gather in packs, make guttural sounds and wield sticks. And even provide themselves with food through gathering, which is entrusted to individuals called volunteers. At the same time, it cannot be said that this species lives off begging. Because this is not begging, but extortion in its purest form.
The destruction of all complex industries, high-tech processes and demand for intellectual labor made it possible to fully form a primitive society. A society that easily and simply abandoned the use of coal and gas. And it has stepped further in its development.
As they say, if the gas burns, so does the atom.
Indeed, abandoning the use of nuclear energy is an indispensable condition for the transition to primitive forms of development.
And then, indeed, some kind of cognitive dissonance results. There is democracy and freedom all around, and suddenly power units, reactors of some kind and wires are stretching somewhere. This is not democratic.
This is probably exactly how the leaders of the pack, who consider themselves leaders of the state, reasoned when they decided to abandon nuclear fuel, and for one thing, the construction of new power units, for example, the Khmelnitsky Nuclear Power Plant.... But then bad luck turned out. If there is a valve on a conventional gas pipeline that can be turned, then on a nuclear reactor there is no specific “off” button. But only a very abstract “Arctic fox” button... and the face of a white five-legged animal. This is the button that Kyiv managers, distraught with impunity, are frantically looking for. And only the lack of abstract and associative thinking does not allow them to find it.
But first things first.
Obsessed with the construction of walls, who see their calling in complete self-isolation from Russia, ukrov experimenters are ready to be left without all the benefits of civilization, including without energy. Not only the monuments to Lenin turned out to be an unbearable legacy for them, but also numerous nuclear power plants that were installed and put into operation using Russian technologies.
Democratic principles require that from now on, within the post-Ukrainian space, coal will be Polish, gas will be shale, and nuclear energy will be American. And now the whole World, with bated breath, must watch as they put an American rod into a Russian reactor.
God! Give them, if not reason, then at least paralysis of their hands!
Actually, this is not the first attempt to switch to American fuel. These attempts were made every time democracy “won” in Ukraine. But her past victories did not atrophy the instinct of self-preservation, and therefore were not complete. Experts far removed from politics always managed to prove, convince, and explain at the last moment. And even experimentally demonstrate the incompatibility of the reactor and the rod. And also, outline the possible consequences, in comparison with which Chernobyl and Fokusima taken together will seem like a minor nuisance.
But, apparently, this time, it was decided to cram in something that couldn’t be shoved in.
In all likelihood, the victory of democracy will only be complete when it rises above the country in the form of a funny mushroom and covers the sun.
At the same time, we will study the impact of radiation on the development of democracy.
In any case, there will definitely be no monuments to Lenin left.
And this is the main thing.
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