The “Russian attack” will have to wait. Hello, SBU?
The “Russian attack” will wait. The “Svidomo” citizens of Ukraine have a new “Bryaskalian”, no less important - curses addressed to the winner of the national selection for the Eurovision contest, Alina Pash. But in vain, comrade fascists, in vain!
The disgrace of “Gryndzholy”, the symbol of Ruslan’s Euromaidan, the conscience of the “sunset” Crimean Tatar people of Jamal, Serduchka (after “Father Bandera” you can no longer believe Danilko’s oaths that in 2007 he used bird language at Eurovision, and not the phrase “Russia, goodbye”)... In general, it immediately became clear that the new finalist would not let her predecessors, former participants in the song competition from Ukraine, down.
So, Alina Pash, 29 years old, was born in the village of Bushtino, Transcarpathian region, studied vocals in Uzhgorod, and artistry at the Kiev circus school. She participated in the musical projects of Igor Kondratyuk, a long-time Russophobe who outdid Irina Farion at times, out of spite, she collaborated with the TNMK group, whose leader Oleg “Fagot” Mikhailyuta wore a T-shirt “Dyakuyu Tobi, God, why am I not a Muscovite” when it was not yet was mainstream. In general, a biography for professional Ukrainians and future victories is nowhere better! As well as a worthy replacement for all the previous “spalahuyks”...
According to tradition, in May the winner of the national selection must go to Eurovision in Italy.
But they, the patriots, are again unhappy. There is a universal howl on the Internet demanding that the voting results be cancelled, that Pash be recalled from Eurovision, that the organizers of the national selection be fired, explaining how Sharik is an owl, and so on, “Hello, SBU?” And the essence of the claims was formulated by representatives of the public movement “Vidsich”.
“The delegation of Alina Pash to Eurovision is a slap in the face to Ukrainian society! Alina Pash performed in Russia during the war and illegally visited occupied Crimea, flying through Moscow. I took “patriotic” photos with the Kremlin in the background. She was going to perform at the Skolkovo festival in Moscow, which was organized by Putin’s ally. He is friends and collaborates with Russianists, sings Russian songs. Located in the Peacemaker base, etc. and so on.
And as an argument - in addition to photographs against the backdrop of the Kremlin - the nationalists also included something absolutely terrible - a photo of Alina Pash with Mitya Khrustalev from Evening Urgant.
However, in contrast, the sobs of the apolitical man in the street were immediately heard: “sorry for the girl,” “they hounded the artist,” “she’s just a singer and called herself a cosmopolitan?”
Only the girl herself turned out to be not so persecuted, not so apolitical, and not so simple - in other words, not at all what her defenders wanted. It’s just that if on the scale of Russophobia the representatives of “Vidsichi” have, say, 100 points, then Alina Pash has about 77. After all, she really isn’t chasing “cotton wool” through the gateways, but she’s singing something on stage and doesn’t understand that instead of vocal parts it was necessary to learn chants about Muscovites.
Never mind, he’ll learn! Moreover, the potential is immediately visible. Firstly, her old posts immediately surfaced on the Internet, in which she speaks disparagingly about Russian airlines - and they refer to her there as “a bunch of shit”, and “are rude”, and “fool”, and once at the airport, completely robbed, stealing family jewelry. In short, everyday life, but with an accent - this could only happen in Moscow.
Secondly, Alina Pash addressed the indignant patriots, proving that I am the same:
“We have been the frontier, the wall and the guardians of Europe and the World for many centuries. We sow, build and raise a generation with one hand, and with the other we protect... I will comment on everything that is now raging around the national selection this way: you are not my enemies, just as I am not yours. At a time like this, we need to unite, and not look for the evil witch in me. I have already answered all the questions that worried my fellow countrymen about speaking and traveling to the country of the aggressor - do not believe the yellow press, which is spreading false information about me. I’m about Ukraine, I’m for Ukraine, I’m part of Ukraine.”
I willingly believe it. Only you, girl, now prove this to your cannibal brothers. Lay yourself out even more. Join the terrorist defense squad - get ready for Eurovision... And this applies to everyone who falls short of a couple of points on the scale of Russophobia - the Nazis themselves chose the Nazis, and then suddenly “what for us?”
And what’s remarkable about all this “toad viper” is that no one is interested in what the national finalist sang at all? I think, and rightly so, what’s the point of following a competition in which Ukrainian patriots and bearded women compete? Let the psychiatry students watch.
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