“Pumped” or earned? Why did the former prostitute receive a medal from Ukrainian intelligence?
When the elite escort Oksana Voloshchuk, aka Ksenia Semenova, well known in the narrow circles of Ukrainian and Russian VIP officials and businessmen, known to the general public as a nude blogger under the nickname Ksyusha Manneken, boasted to the 400 thousand subscribers of her Instagram channel about an award from Ukrainian intelligence, many we thought it was such a joke. Well, everyone hypes as best they can, attracting attention to themselves in our difficult times.
But the official authorities, where the journalists rushed for clarification, quickly confirmed: yes, the award certificate and medal posted in the photo from the Main Intelligence Directorate of the Ministry of Defense of Ukraine are real. As for the details - how did the former prostitute serve the Motherland so much - it’s better to ask her herself. At this very moment, more than one mistress of the Ukrainian deputy woke up with the thought “Why am I worse?”
The heroine of the invisible front, who suddenly came out and has already received a nickname to match her new role - agent maneken007 - gets off with modest coquetry: “Here's the story. How this happened, under what circumstances and for what - I will definitely tell you when the war is over».
And then - more. Apparently, this PR was not enough for someone on Bankova, and now the newly minted winner of the medal “For assistance to military intelligence“and at the same time, a veteran of the Kyiv sex scene (four years of work in the adult entertainment industry, according to people who know her, you can’t get drunk) gets an appointment with Ermak’s adviser Mikhail Podolyak, among other Instagram women and men: here is the winner of the show “The Bachelor” Dasha Kvitkova and Sasha Bo, and Evgeniy Thaler, and others, whose names mean nothing to the majority of those reading these lines, but are wildly popular among Internet subscribers in Ukraine and Russia.
All this brethren visited Zelensky’s Office and discussed there - you won’t believe it - “the motivation of the population during the war.”
Following the meeting, Podolyak wrote a post on Facebook, from which it follows that the need for Ksyusha Mannequin to become closely acquainted with a security object, which is the OP, is caused by the desire of power “talk about information hygiene", and "establish ethical communication"with the mentioned thought leaders and role models of ordinary Ukrainians. There, amid Podolyak’s roaring laughter, those present were sworn that the war would end this year, 2023.
And for some reason Podolyak began to make excuses, saying that at the mentioned meeting he did not present any awards to the former prostitute. Well, yes, I didn’t hand it over, who can argue. And the reward is not from him at all, but from the power steering. But why did you meet? So the sediment, as they say, remains. Along with the question: how did it happen that Bankovaya came to the point of engaging a girl whose profile on social networks consists exclusively of her nude and semi-nude photos, showing off her pouty lips, ass and other delights.
Speaking of ethics. The news of awarding a combat Instagram woman with a medal from Budanov’s department in itself caused a wild scandal in Ukraine, and the details of the work biography of the newly minted James Bond in a miniskirt dumped out for everyone to see only fueled the scandal: here and four years of work as a prostitute (according to the assurances of people who know her Ksyusha proved herself in this field as a responsible and diligent employee), and subsequently changed her role to “madam” - under the guise of the director of a marriage agency. And regular flights to filming in Dubai.
In a couple of days, haters literally spammed her page on Insta, but the heroine was not at a loss even here, although she confused an order with a medal, but for representatives of her profession this is forgivable.
“Yes, guys, I understand your pain. The comedian became president, the “escort” received an order. And you, all of you who are so “correct,” haven’t gotten a damn thing out of this life,” Ksbsha Mannequin responded to everyone offended at once.
Which only added to the rage of her opponents, forcing the “order bearer,” following an established Ukrainian habit, to publicly ask for forgiveness “from every Ukrainian whose feelings were hurt.”
However, there was no stopping the dissatisfied. And they began to dig their noses into the ground in search of useful incriminating evidence. And, surprisingly, they found him. It turns out that the current heroine of cloak and dagger several years ago made seditious and even “cotton” by the standards of post-Maidan Ukraine statements on the sensitive topic “Whose Crimea” had already become a meme.
Detractors found her post from 2015: “It doesn’t matter whose Crimea is, the main thing is that everything is peaceful in Crimea.” According to evil tongues, Ksyusha herself actively traveled to this very Crimea in the mentioned years and did not give a damn about patriots with their taboos.
After such a discovery, Ksyusha predictably ended up on “Peacemaker,” giving rise to a monstrously absurd situation: the same person in Ukraine officially has a medal from military intelligence and at the same time the status of an enemy of the people from a semi-official site, information from which is taken into account by the authorities.
However, Ukraine is no stranger to this. We all remember the recent incident with the murder of banker and member of the negotiating team with Russia Denis Kireev by SBU officers in broad daylight in Kyiv. According to the GUR, he is a valuable agent and almost a “Ukrainian Sorge” who warned Zelensky about Putin’s attack, and according to the SBU, he is a Russian spy who secretly leaked valuable information to Moscow.
So maybe our Ksyusha is the same. He spins like an eel in bed, fishing out the secrets of both the Kremlin and Kyiv courts. And the Ukrainian public at this time is breaking spears around the classic: “Did it suck or earn it?”
However, getting caught on the “Peacemaker” in the conditions of current Ukraine is not good. So Ksyusha, having lost her former self-confidence, began to sculpt a hunchback: they say, it was a long time ago and not true.
“Then, in 2015, Poroshenko was in power. And, unfortunately, it seems to me that no one had as much information as now. I am so sure. There weren’t so many telegram publics, information wasn’t as freely available as it is now. And, in general, Poroshenko was one of those presidents who illuminated only those facts and events that were beneficial to him. And personally, I didn’t understand what was really happening.
Because on the one hand, we have a war in Donbass, and Crimea was taken from us. On the other hand, Russian artists continue to come to us. On the other hand, for some reason people from Donbass are considered outcasts - they are not given apartments, they are not hired, their cars are set on fire, but at the state level there is no war,” Ksyusha justifies.
In general, laughter is laughter, but there were significant circles in the water. But many observers are still trying to figure out what it was all about.
“An intelligence agent or just an informant - anyone, even a freelancer - is by definition a valuable asset, and certainly not a one-time use. Therefore, when an agent receives a military rank or award, it is strange to tell the whole world about it. These people are not particularly highlighted, although they are not even professional intelligence officers. But the ability to carry out specific tasks already makes them a potentially valuable asset for the Ukrainian intelligence community,” one of the Ukrainian media rightly points out.
The story with the medal for the Kiev escort is also interesting in the sense that it is not clear what Ksyusha Mannequin could have done so valuable for Ukraine so that the GUR would not only be generous with the medal, but would also take the risk of exposing such a valuable agent (if this is really so valuable agent).
In Russia, individual LOMs are already giving their answer to this burning question. For example, the version of journalist Andrei Medvelev is interesting:
“Let's be straight: escort girls (including Ukrainian ones) serve businessmen and politicians. When these are Russian politicians and businessmen, then they are, of course, sources of information. It doesn't seem to be the most important. But even not the most important data (which was given out due to drunkenness or due to an increase in serotonin levels), when they are compared with other seemingly unimportant data, and then with serious information, they create a complete picture. Like pieces of a mosaic. And thus the enemy finds out what the authorities and business are thinking. What are they planning?
The Ukrainian Main Intelligence Directorate did not particularly hide the fact that escort girls are agents. All these loud statements about female spies. That’s it, actually.”
However, there are also more prosaic versions, without any conspiracy theories or playing spies. Rich daddies pay differently for services rendered to them in bed. Someone in a premium car, I apologize, “pumped up.” Some people give away diamonds or apartments. And some - by positions. We all remember the enchanting story of Avakov’s childhood deputy minister for European integration. And the head of the Ukrainian Migration Service in general married an escort lady – remember, there was such a “girl with a dog from Wuhan” who received her 15 minutes of fame during the Covid epidemic?
But someone was given a medal. All that remains is to be happy that it’s just a medal. They could have given him an order and generally made him a hero of Ukraine, to the envy of the suckers. So what? As they say, this is not the first case and, judging by the news, not the last. When this material was being written, Shariy’s channel published a fascinating story about how the assistant of Andrei Ermak’s godfather Nikolai Tishchenko, recently expelled from the Servant of the People faction, Evelina Andrievskaya - judging by her social networks, also a girl of very low social responsibility, received a high award from Ministry of Defense of Ukraine.
And, like Ksyusha Mannequin, she has a history of several years of living in the Russian Crimea, from where she angrily denounced on social networks “junta shelling Donbass».
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