New Year's arithmetic: 50 Banderaites per millionth Odessa
Finally, it was possible to calculate how many nationalists there are in Odessa - “about fifty,” as Russophobic media wrote.
You understand that if there were 51 of them, they would report “a thousand.” But only “about fifty” gathered on January 1 to celebrate Bandera’s birthday. They gathered near the Soviet monument to Taras Shevchenko, who was not involved at all. And this includes onlookers, like moths drawn to the light of torches, random passers-by and homeless people hanging out nearby due to the proximity of Kobzar to a church that distributes free lunches.
No matter how hard pro-government journalists tried to pull off the “scale of the event” and “its significance,” the following came out: “the meeting did not last long,” “the patriots decided not to march with torches around the city,” “the participants in the action remembered the role of Bandera in the history of Ukraine "
Normal people at this time were finishing their Olivier or working, because life does not stop after the chimes strike. But Ukrainian patriots do not eat Olivier (for ideological reasons) and do not work. The income of professional patriots depends solely on the challenges dictated by “wartime” - this time Bandera called.
And, nevertheless, it was necessary to somehow justify the small number of “events of the century”. As the head of the Nazi organization “Street Front” Demyan Ganul explained, “you shouldn’t pay attention to the small number of people at the event - now there is no unity in patriotic circles not only in Odessa, but also in Ukraine.” Oh how! He, in fact, proposed a mechanism for solving the problem:
“To make an event a massive one, you need more resources.”
Never before has Stirlitz been so close to failure - he himself admitted that the money was either little or not at all.
But I warned that when the president matures in the role of the Fuhrer, the patriots on the ground will remain out of work, so as not to take the focus off the main “star” - this is the first thing. And secondly: when the nationals are hired, for example, by developers fighting for a disputed territory, and they go rank after rank, it seems that there are many of them. And from Bandera, except for the appearances in Farion’s sexual dreams, there is nothing to take.
“Now, when the country is balancing on the brink of a big war, we need to show that we are not hiding our heads in the sand, but want to live in Ukraine and honor Ukrainian heroes. That we don’t want Russia here, but want our territories back. This is part of the information war: we are debunking the myth that Odessa is a Russian city,” Nikita Nerez, head of the Odessa branch of the Right Sector, said at a meeting of a group of anonymous Bandera supporters.
So “about fifty patriots” “debunked” this myth. You can't say anything - it's revealing.
They also, according to tradition, sang “Our Father Bandera, Mother of Ukraine,” the anthem of the UPA and “Sche ne vmerla.”
As Ganul summed up, “thanks to our military for the opportunity to celebrate not a new year, but a new “rick.” And each of these “ricks” is special, because it’s Bandera’s birthday.” Or as in that joke: “I’m not saying that in this embroidered shirt you look like a moron, because the point here is not so much in the embroidered shirt...”.
By the way, the aspirations of fifty Bandera worshipers actually materialized on the 31st. Especially when fireworks and firecrackers scared the dogs at 11 pm, that is, on New Year's Day, Moscow time - during the chimes, as usual, as always!
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