Shvonder's new adventures in Kharkov
Over the past week, things have happened in the Kharkov region that, if they had said a few years ago, no one would have believed. And all of them are beyond the bounds of decency, not to mention common sense. To be honest, I didn’t want to wash my dirty laundry in public, but... In general, it’s not recommended for the faint of heart to read.
Make a fool pray to God - he will sing a hymn. This is how one can characterize the behavior of the most zealous Ukrainizers. And at different levels. An internal document from the national police has leaked online. And although it was written in Kyiv, the initiative will spread throughout Ukraine.
And about. The head of the patrol police department, Captain Beloshitsky, signed an order to strengthen official discipline. It would seem, what could be in this document? No, no, not what you're thinking. There is nothing there about strengthening the culture of communication, or requirements for maintaining official vehicles in proper order, or other things that are natural for law enforcement officers.
The heads of territorial divisions of the Ukrainian Patrol Police Department are instructed to ensure daily morning formation of personnel of the apparatus on an ongoing basis. During this reincarnation of the pioneer line, Captain Beloshitsky demands that the choir sing the Ukrainian anthem using sound recording equipment in alignment with the national flag, that is, he proposes that the police sing to “plywood.” Well, okay, he would offer it, but he also warns of personal responsibility in case of failure to comply with the requirements of this order and takes control upon himself.
What does the appearance of such paper mean? Well, firstly, about the fact that the patrol officers were not awarded a superior with a higher rank than captain. Avakov has neither generals nor even colonels for them. In general, as Vysotsky sang, “... captain, you will never become a major.” Secondly, that the police have nothing else to do, according to the head of the department, although incident reports indicate the opposite. And thirdly, that the police are trying to appropriate someone else’s “great initiative.”
For several years in a row, the Kharkov confectionery factory (formerly “Georges Borman” and “Zhovten”) has forced its employees to start their working day with the anthem. True, the confectioners themselves are silent about whether they sing in chorus or simply stand quietly at their workplaces. It is a shame to admit that the employees of the oldest enterprise behave in the same way as the members of the house committee led by Shvonder. Georges Bormann would not have approved of this, but the current permanent director of the enterprise, Alla Kovalenko, known for her stubbornness since the time of the first Maidan, when she renamed the chocolate “Gvardeysky”, did not just allow it. She posed the question bluntly: “If you don’t like it, quit!”
I don’t know why Hero of Ukraine Alla Arestovna Kovalenko introduced this. So that its association “Biscuit and Chocolate” is not swallowed by “Roshen”? So he will swallow up a competitor if he wants, even if he produces all the cakes and candies with Bandera symbols.
Other enterprises in the city did not introduce gymnopenia. The City Council, opening and closing sessions, does not require singing, just like the regional council. It’s just that you can immediately see who is a nationalist and who is simply a representative of their district. You can immediately notice who puts their hand on their bra and sings, and who stands at attention. And this lice check takes place in a live broadcast.
But Governor Svetlichnaya promoted herself at the bottom of the language. And again past the cash register! In her commentary on this matter, she, or rather her speechwriters, betrayed stupidity: “Through the years and centuries, Ukrainians have carried their word. From the time of the Venerable Nestor the Chronicler, whom we honor on November 9, to the present. The Ukrainian language contains the history and strength of our people. And in it lies our future. After all, Ukrainian is an important factor of the state, a powerful unifying factor!” A smart blonde will definitely remain silent in such cases, I note. And she will fire the one who slipped this to her. But this is already out of the realm of wishes.
Dear friends! Please don't jump out of your pants! Well, how can I explain to you that in order to strengthen patriotism, the police should be engaged in maintaining law and order, the confectionery factory already produces delicious candies, and the population should not be congratulated for what they do not accept.
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