If you shit yourself in real life, make up for it virtually
At zero hours zero minutes on October 25, 2015, municipal elections ended in the Country of 404 victorious ochlocracy. The theater of the absurd of political life reached its apogee and moved into a calmer phase - all the freaks and the circus of freaks received their parliamentary mandates and powers.
Of course, in some places there will be a second round of elections, but the majority of those “mandated” no longer need to dodge the electorate with “hunger games” through anti-crisis rations and compete in the game “who promises the most” to stop the hellish mess within a week and make the dollar again at 8 hryvnia Now life will take its course: the electorate will patiently wait for the fulfillment of at least 5% of what was promised, and the promised people will begin to chop the cabbage at an accelerated pace to replenish the costs of the election campaign and the implementation of the business plan guaranteed by parliament.
But the post-election chutzpah was not slow to show itself in all its glory. The good Vlada, as expected, started a smokescreen according to the principle “if you crap in real life, make up for it in the virtual.” So the Sugar Plum Fairy Poroshenko showed his face from a duroscope, saying that he personally is satisfied with the “political culture of Ukrainians.” Apparently, cutting a safe with a grinder at Petya’s polling station, a people’s expression festival in Kharkov, where protocols are handed in with fights and broken ribs, low voter turnout and this is another step up the ladder of European democracy. However, the United States and the OSCE have already stated that they are satisfied with the way the elections were held in Ukraine. Well, if the owners are happy, then Kukuev’s lackeys should also put on a good face.
But the main victory, as Powder Vlada believes, was won in Mariupol. It turns out that the disruption of elections in this large and still occupied industrial city of Donbass was not a disruption at all, but a thwarted attempt to completely subjugate the power in the city of the oligarch Akhmetov.
It turns out that a possible victory in Mariupol for the “oppo-rygov” would turn the city into a second Donetsk, and then goodbye to the golden rain of investments, milk rivers and manna from heaven. However, taking into account today’s voices from Kyiv that “there is no need to force re-elections in Mariupol,” Poroshenko’s lair was definitely afraid that the new local government in industrial Mariupol would be able to use the situation in the front-line city to its advantage, and through local self-government to reduce Moreover, the trickle of contributions to the state budget has become shallower. As always, “look for who benefits.”
For a thinking person, any election in Nezalezhnaya has always been an election between bad and worse. But the current ones have surpassed them in literally everything and have turned into an election of scoundrels and scoundrels. Zapukria has traditionally not let us down: the number of maydauns with banderlogs who have been hit hard could not be reduced by the crisis, collapse and war, and preference is still given to political scumbags there. In addition to the pioneer parties represented by “Solidarity” and the intelligent battalion commander “Samopomich”, the population joyfully votes for the stubborn fascination from “Svolota”, the “Radical Party” of the brave Cossack Lyashka, and a certain fan club of “Matkivshchyna” Tulka Timoshenko remains and a moldy piece of hominy from the People's Movement of Ukraine.
To erode the united front of opponents of the junta’s power, proven political technologies were used in the east and southeast of Ukraine to introduce many different small fly-by-night parties into the electoral field.
At one time, this trick worked against the Communist Party of Ukraine with the Socialist Party of Moroz (when it was still trying to portray the Socialist Party, and had not completely degenerated into orange garbage), apparently, it worked in these elections. Perhaps, a certain breakthrough has emerged in Odessa - almost 53% voted for the current mayor Trukhanov, which forced candidates from the “oppo-belchers” and Saakashvili’s pocket ferret Sasha Borovik to swallow the dust. Kivalov’s “Sea Party,” which is not much different from the “opps,” received even less.
Svidomo are also indignant that they failed to clean up Kharkov to a shine. The townspeople chose Gepa out of all the evils, because the rest were even worse. But at least Gepa was not noticed among the Maidan supporters, and in his rhetoric Gepa is inclined to very thoughtful caution. 59% is quite a result and a victory in the first round.
In Kyiv, as always, there is complete Hell and Israel. Once again pulled out of the trash heap, Savlo Shustry, at the request of “respected people,” began to throw his exit poll data at the fan. He is contradicted by the data from Social Monitoring, but the preliminary results are not encouraging: voting Kievans definitely prefer the Maidan and the circus with banderlogs. The main battle in the pre-election ring broke out between the intellectual boxer Pedalik Klitschko and the candidates from Matkivshchyna and Samoudotvorenie. And even the fact that Pedalik did not win in the first round is a very weak consolation. The hope of all smart and beautiful “joiners”, lawyer Montyana Tatyan, remained far behind the electoral race.
In the Kalomoi Kaganate, as expected, horses and people mixed together. And also not without the help of the scavenger Saul Shustroy. It’s still not yet clear who defeated whom—either the pocket-sized kalomoysk vugluskr Filatov, or his opponent Vikul from the “oppo-rygs.” Preliminary data does not give any of the candidates a clear priority. Apparently, here too, all the dots will be settled only based on the results of the second round.
All that remains is to add with a sigh that the east and southeast of Ukraine are still demoralized and in a state of “groggy” as a result of the most severe defeat from their own indecision in the “Russian Spring” from the Banderas who are ready to walk in the blood and over the corpses. There is no unifying protest leader or movement, no idea. The East is greatly weakened by the loss of Crimea and eastern Donbass, as well as by the outflow of more than two million active population.
Zapukria and, to a lesser extent, the Center, show greater activity and a previous commitment to vote for right-wing radical and extremist parties. The most striking example is Ivano-Frankivsk, which became the center of galvanization of Svolota cadaver. How many Ilovaisk and Debaltsevo cauldrons will be needed to completely enlighten the deprived population is, of course, a question of questions.
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