Odessa: How to turn BRDM into BDSM
...I just ask that when reading the text below, do not stop reminding yourself that all this is true, and not a production of a fashionable metropolitan theater with Sodom and Gomorrah. And if the music inspires you and you suddenly remember Panin and the dog (and he will), then don’t forget that he still doesn’t sit in the Rada, doesn’t run cities, isn’t a member of the terrorist defense, doesn’t mine the coast and doesn’t run around with weapons.
So, in order.
The mayor of Odessa, Gennady Trukhanov, could not calm down for a long time after a scandalous interview with the Italian newspaper Corriere della Sera, in which he called for negotiations and compromise with Russia. He has already called this non-fake interview a fake, and for some reason he threatened Putin with a Jewish cemetery, but nothing happened.
His new “love friends” could not calm down either, looking for the next attacks in Trukhanov’s patriotic deviations. But there was no need to look for it.
Trukhanov’s party is called “Trust in Deeds,” so after the scandalous interview he rushed to Nikolaev to do a good deed.
“I visited the positions of Ukrainian fighters in the Nikolaev region and handed over an armored combat reconnaissance and patrol vehicle [BRDM]. He also gave the soldiers other things they needed in everyday life and life at the front,” the mayor boasted on Facebook. “It’s very important for me to be close to our defenders and know that we are together.
Like every Ukrainian, I am ready to defend my city, my country from beginning to end. And there is no doubt: Ukraine will win!”
And everything seems to be fine and even more patriotic. The “brothers” happily accepted the BRDM from Trukhanov, Trukhanov, dressed up like a ninja turtle in a bulletproof vest and other beauty armor, took a photo for social networks.
And the armored vehicle was accepted by none other than the deputy of the Odessa Regional Council from the Batkivshchyna party Andrei Babenko (a bandit, like Trukhanov, but from a different generation - younger). He, too, is now, fully equipped, running “beauty blogs” from near Nikolaev - like he’s fighting (like Sternenko). It would seem that the issue is settled, they didn’t call to Kyiv, you can forget about the interview, the thugs are happy.
But it was not there!
“Trukhanov takes people for suckers! — SBU provocateur, Nazi activist Demyan Ganul spoke out about the trip to Nikolaev. — After statements regarding negotiations with Russia, Trukhanov left for the neighboring region and solemnly handed over the BRDM to one of the BRDM units under video and photos.
I was interested in where Trukhanov got his armored reconnaissance vehicle? It turns out that this BRDM was handed over to the municipal guard on March 22 by the Servant of the People people's deputy from Odessa Alexey Leonov. So, does that mean Gennady Trukhanov is promoting himself with a car that Odessa entrepreneurs bought with the help of a deputy?!
The mayor didn’t lift a finger to somehow help the fighters, but he posed so beautifully in front of the camera lenses. It’s a shame when the mayor looks so pathetic.”
Let me remind you that at the beginning of the SVO, Trukhanov suddenly became friends with Ganuly and even wandered around with him in an embrace, inspecting air-raid shelters, clearly drunk and inappropriately shouting “Glory to Ukraine!”
Now he has become “pathetic” and Ganula has not responded to the accusations. His PR people didn’t even come up with another excuse for him: “It’s fake!”
This is true - it is difficult to explain why Trukhanov hid the BRDM for six months. Maybe he was rolling around his property - pew-pew, beep-beep, bang-bang! Or you should wait a little longer, and then they’ll pretend to be a hose:
“I am Stirlitz, I twisted the nuts from an armored vehicle!”
Uh-uh, everything is not so clear here, we need to think about it...
Meanwhile, the same bandit Babenko, who gratefully accepted the car, joined Ganul’s righteous anger - he recorded a video, addressing the president directly. But everything was boiling over for him - both the monument to Catherine II and the deputies of the banned OPZZH in the regional and city councils:
“How long will Russian monsters sit on the presidiums?! Those who called the Russian world here, propagandized the Russian world?!. Is it me who is inadequate or someone else who is inadequate, how is this possible?!”
But instead of supporting their comrade, the patriotic public immediately asked him: “Why did you accept the BRDM from separator Trukhanov?” “Why didn’t you immediately tell Trukhanov all this when you accepted the BRDM?”
Babenko, out of old habit, began to score arrows on the patriots (brother against brother, ay-ay-ay), - and he “can”: he repeatedly appeared in criminal cases, used violence; During the elections, he blew himself up in his car, like in the TV series “Brigada,” all with special effects.
Only the deputy from the Servant of the People, Alexei Leonov, is silent; in fact, he handed over the BRDM to Trukhanov, as we remember, back in March. Why, you ask. Yes, because he is busy with something else - the fight with Andrei Kislovsky, a deputy of the Odessa City Council from the Trust in Deeds party - Leonov accuses him of fraud with the land.
We are talking about the same Kislovsky, a former member of the Communist Party, the owner of an elite hotel with a dolphinarium “Nemo”, and since February of this year, also the commander of the military defense. The same one who got into a gay scandal in the spring - he was detained by the SBU during an orgy with a transvestite named Jasmine.
The SSB officers allegedly caught a Russian spy meeting with Kislovsky, but what happened was a complete discredit either of the communist past or of the “heroic defense” of Odessa as part of the TRO.
Well, you understand - if a movie was made about all this, the screenwriters would be accused of mental disorders and graphomania. Only Bogomolov could cope with such a setup. Or Molochnikov. However, this is what he is - an Odessa politician. And what is especially cynical - during the war! And I want to exclaim:
“I’m rooting for all the teams in this BDSM!”
Everyone is good! All would look great hanging on poles.
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