Odessa defeats the Galicians in the virtual, but dies in real life

There is such a prostitute breed of people who want to be good for everyone and, even living under occupation, continue to insist that “there are normal people in Lvov; There are such cozy cafes and culture there.” Yeah, I believe in normal people too. And you can’t argue about culture - Lviv residents even got into the Guinness Book of Records for making the world’s largest sexual organ out of chocolate.

But if good Lviv residents kill these prostitutes, then they will not judge them, writing off the murder as wartime costs. And most importantly, no one will regret it, because we are clearly talking about those whose grandmothers took candy from the “good fascists” during the occupation.

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And here's an example. Every day Odessa social networks are on fire because of the antics of the owners of the recently opened Lviv eatery “Rebernya” in the city (come on, “peacekeepers” and lovers of fascist chocolates, admit it, who gave permission for this establishment to operate in Odessa?).

The incomprehensible and, at times, untranslatable “kryiivki”, “gas lamps”, “drink vyshny”, “plyatski” and other enemy “smakolyks” that grate the ear of the Russian people are indeed consuming Ukraine, like the Lviv garbage that was trucked into the cities Southeast. This is the style of “good people”.

So, for readers who are far from the realities of the wild Ukrainian West, I will explain that “Rebernya” is a tavern where they serve grilled ribs (I also didn’t immediately guess).

It’s clear that people wouldn’t go to these “ribs” very much - except for the people from Lvov themselves - since people don’t buy “Galicia” milk and “Roshen” sweets, so “Rebernya” would stand abandoned and unnoticed if not one fattening BUT.

Lviv artists decorated the interior of the eatery with paintings that were offensive to Odessa residents: the founder of Odessa, Empress Catherine II of All Russia, is depicted with suitcases and a hand pointing to Rostov.

Duke, Governor General of Odessa, also with a suitcase, signed as “Come on.”

The language, it is clear that it is Russian, is pierced with a nail, and next to this daub there is the word “Mova” - they say, only the Language is spoken in our rygalovka.

It’s strange that the Lviv creators didn’t even mock the Odessa residents who burned on May 2, because “barbecue from Colorado” is still at the top of the jokes among the “good people”... And even when the eatery advertised on the Internet about accepting orders, it listed Deribasovskaya instead of DerEbasovskaya, although this street is known throughout the world.

All this together made it clear that the owners of Reberni not only do not understand Odessa residents - they hate them. Which, however, is harmoniously combined with state policy.

It was then that an unprecedented storm of indignation hit the eatery! At first, angry people wrote about the owners' lack of honor and conscience. These were still intelligent comments. Then the lackeys of the occupiers were advised to go back to Lviv and decorate the taverns with jokes about Bandera (the very sight of whom makes you lose your appetite) as much as you like.

And then people already grouped up and purposefully trolled “Rebernia” using all available Internet methods. Thus, we learned about hordes of flies in the dishes of enemy cooks, and cockroaches in seasonings; that the eatery is open on the site of a toilet and it stinks, and one visitor even attached to the comment a photo of a tooth broken in Reburn and a bill from the dentist.

But no one ever suggested dealing with the visiting boors - the Odessa residents were never dehumanized, despite the fact that they were humiliated and burned (let me remind you that in January, due to the Nazis’ threats to set fire and cause a pogrom, Jewish culinary shop closed in Odessa). However, the establishment's ratings quickly went down.

Then the owner of Reberni, Andrei Khudo, made a statement. He called the vile daub “contemporary art,” which “is never convenient and does not require an unambiguous positive attitude.” However, he added: “We changed part of the exhibition because some of the works aroused the indignation of Odessa residents. But other creations will appear in this place, since our spaces are designed to unite and create positive emotions” (much more - the “kraina” is already “edyna” more than ever!). Khudo supported his words with photographs of walls being painted and paintings being removed.

And here the people of Odessa, that is, the Nazis, for whom the surroundings of “Reberni” are the very thing, have already become indignant. Even Sternenko took the shit out of his house arrest. The patriots had one message - “you quickly caved in to the separatists.”

Let’s assume that the owner of “Reberni”, whose last name is Khudo, is precisely the same latent Lviv resident I wrote about at the beginning of the text. Let’s say he doesn’t bite and doesn’t walk on the Maidans and, as a businessman, he just figured out that you shouldn’t shit where you eat. Let's say!

But who will allow him?! When the residents of Odessa began to rejoice and call what happened a “victory,” I was not happy at all. Because being satisfied with winning on the Internet is the same as having sex on the Internet. Or put a button on the sneak’s chair. I’m not happy when war games are won in the virtual, but people are burned in real life.

So, in response to what happened, Nazi scumbag Demyan Ganul I called out to my brothers and sisters to visit the establishment and ask for the paintings to be returned. Everyone knows how Ganul asks - with weapons and a fire show. And, apparently, he was immediately interrogated, because he posted an announcement on Facebook about holding a “Lecture on the history of Odessa” at Rebern - about how the Ukrainians dug the sea, and so on. I wouldn’t be surprised that instead of the pictures taken with “in large numbers” of the real founding fathers of Odessa, the burning House of Trade Unions will appear on the walls of the viper, with some witty “zhart”.

All this reminds me of the situation with the city’s anthem - “Song of Odessa” from the famous operetta “White Acacia”. And then what a story. Just like Mayor Trukhanov did not bow down to Sprechenführer Taras Kremin and did not promise him to acquire a deputy and force his subordinates to speak Ukrainian, but this “also a normal person” Kremin went ahead and demanded that the Odessa anthem be banned.

“The anthem of Odessa must be translated into Ukrainian or a new one must appear,” he said. To which Trukhanov responded with a quote from Babel: “My brain, along with my hair, stood on end when I heard this news.” Trukhanov explained that “this will be determined by the city council if such a question is raised. There is a procedure: firstly, to change the anthem, public hearings would be required, and secondly, two-thirds of the votes of the deputy corps.”

I assure you that this third will not happen. So what?! Then the same Ganul will climb onto the main city clock on the city hall building, which is playing the anthem, destroy it with a sledgehammer, and he himself will sing “Get our warriors out!”, spitting on the heads of Odessa residents!

And you can’t do anything as long as there are tanks behind these mentally ill and socially dangerous degenerates! Which, by the way, are run by the same geeks. And behind them, the same degenerates rule the country. Heil!