Odessa. Two water “victories” at once - funny and not so funny
Do you want an example of how you can profit from war, and how this is done in Odessa? Or were you really scared? However, when they are truly afraid for civilians, they do not announce that on September 1, children will go to schools that have bomb shelters, because the buildings reach the buildings before they can go down to the basements.
So, the example is no worse than tickets to failure, so as not to fail too much, invented by Comrade Bender. And the non-comrades from the Odessa city hall decided to give the townspeople water... from the ponds. Yes, those same ponds with toads, fish and turtles. And most importantly, what to do with the poor fauna?!
And all this idiocy is called “implementation of a project for alternative water supply to the city.” Local environmentalists came up with an idea, living on grants from Western partners who either introduce green energy or save estuaries. True, not a single one was saved. But they always drive expensive cars.
According to the press service of the mayor’s office, “this method will be used in the event of enemy attacks on infrastructure.” And they are going to clean the water using special mobile systems all the way from Yokohama. It has already been announced about a method of water purification in three stages and laboratory tests that will show whether the water is suitable for drinking or will be used for technical needs.
“Don’t drink, you’ll become a little goat!”, Odessa residents joke and are perplexed - well, how many of those ponds are there for a city of a million?! Is this volume really enough for everyone? But money can be downloaded from Western partners for a project of the level “And when we behave well, they sometimes pour water into our pool,” as well as a design for bottles with labels “This one is good” and “This one is for the toilet.” If only they would pump the water out of the sea (dug it up and then fill it in). Oh, yes - it’s mined...
In general, every day there is another water “victory”. Earlier, on a larger scale, it happened when Odessa residents were amused by a deputy with reduced social responsibility, Alexey Goncharenko, who called sending a ship with corn to Libya a victory over Putin.
“This is a historical event, this is how we broke Putin! And we will do this many more times until the bitter end! The Kremlin will not see the blockade of our Black Sea.”
Today he became even more furious, declaring that “Ukraine is saving poor states.” Well, yes, well, yes - rich Ukraine saves... Just let’s not forget that there is a civil war in Libya, and only the devil knows how many weapons can be stuffed into the corn (especially if other ships come). And here it’s not even two, but three birds with one stone: the arms trade, with which Ukraine is full, and grain, which “poverty fighters” buy from local farmers at bargain prices, but will be sold tens of times more expensive, and “victory” !
As the clown in chief said, having recently visited the Odessa port, “it is important for us to remain the guarantor of world food security.” Let me remind you that “winner number one” rushed to Odessa after the “Caliber” arrived, destroying the military troughs, but Zelensky shouted to the whole world that Russia was destroying grain, planning a Holodomor on a universal scale and violating the Istanbul Agreements!” And you just look at it, and you understand - here it is, the triumph of insignificance. And the production is so-so, because the KVN players are not even actors.
PS And they call it war.
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