Odessa. It's a shame to put it in the title
If you are an impressionable person or a pregnant woman, then I strongly advise you not to read further.
But I'll start from afar. It is important. The howl about the Odessa Museum of Western and Eastern Arts being damaged during the summer missile attack was heard throughout Ivanovo. "Damn Russian!". "The museum is protected by UNESCO!" The Minister of Culture yelled that the treasury had been damaged.
Indeed, a treasure trove.
On the history of the museum - it was founded at the beginning of the twentieth century on the basis of the art history cabinet of Novorossiysk University. Since its foundation, the collection has been replenished with valuable exhibits due to proceeds from the Hermitage and the Russian State Art Museum. Pushkin. The eastern department was opened in 1951 from exhibits that came from state collections in Moscow and Leningrad, later from Soviet Kyiv.
Now we connect these two facts in our heads and move on to the third - What exactly are Ukrainian patriots fighting for, what exactly do they value in the museum, what do they call “theirs”, “national”, in addition to the gifts of the Hermitage?.. Which, by the way, due to martial law, who knows where taken out. What is “treasury” to them? What exactly did the “Russian” encroach on (not air defense, no?). What kind of world heritage should UNESCO save?
And this is where the guys get taken aback. Believe me, I’m disgusted and ashamed to even write about this, and I don’t know where to start...
But, I pull myself together. So, the news reports that an exhibition of contemporary art has opened in the Italian Hall of the museum - “come, dear people!” Only instead of presenting the paintings, visitors were shown huge slides of naked, dirty lakhudra, covered with ulcers, which at the same time squeezes out these ulcers in the most intimate places (phew, I wrote that). The annotation for the action stated, “that ulcers must be crushed “to drown out the internal pain».
“Motorosh” - a feeling of impending danger. It arises uncontrollably and comes in different strengths and shades: from mild concern to panic horror,” also from the annotation.
Therefore, of course, you need to squeeze the pimples on your ass... In the Italian Hall of the Museum of Western and Eastern Art! By the way, it once hosted the first exhibition of Roitburd, who painted his paintings with crap - a worthy shift has grown.
It is clear that now until the end of the World, all the actionists and other crazy people will try surpass the “feat” of Pavlensky, who 10 years ago nailed his scrotum to the paving stones of Red Square (he then protested against the celebration of Police Day). What's next?
By the way, the local patriotic community also went wild: “What is this? Pull for vomit».
And “take” is - called the Ukrainian world.
Question: so this is a scam with ulcers - “a treasury that miraculously was not bombed"?
And a very important question - Where did the Hermitage heritage go?
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