Odessa concentration camp “Solnyshko”: “Citizens on vacation, do not swim for mines!”
Remember the joke about how a commission comes to a madhouse, and there the psychos dive into an empty pool. To the question of the inspectors, “What is going on with you?”, the psychos answer: “Yes, we’re learning to swim. And if we behave well, they will also pour us water.” And then I just want to scream - IT!
Odessa. Since the people, sweltering from the heat, continue to climb into the sea, despite the fact that the beaches are mined and, accordingly, are periodically undermined, the authorities decided to make a feint with their ears. That is, we have begun a plan to develop safe areas for recreation.
Rumor has it that the conflict between the mayor's office and the Regional Military Administration has not subsided for a long time on this basis. The Gauleiter's press service constantly issues messages - they say, in these difficult times, when the aggressor... blah-blah... it’s a shame to think about the beaches... oink-oink... we’ll clear the mines after the victory, it will take years to clear the mines. And in that spirit.
At the mayor's office they want to make money, sell corn for 200 hryvnia (um, to themselves, or what?). However, a consensus was still found.
“Out of habit, many people go to Odessa to relax in the summer,” Mayor Trukhanov struck with a new thought. — The beaches are closed. But people go to the sea, violating the ban and putting their lives in danger. The flow of vacationers is growing every day, and the National Police forces cannot cope with such a huge number of people.”
But the main thing is how the officials decided to get out. According to the same Trukhanov, “special nets will be installed on safe areas of the beaches. We also plan to install additional observation towers.” In fact, there are already such ones, and on each of them there are Teroboron soldiers with machine guns.
That is, you imagine this holiday in a concentration camp - behind bars and at gunpoint. The sky is checkered, the tan is mesh. From the loudspeakers periodically, “Citizens on vacation, we kindly ask you not to swim for mines. The salvation of those being undermined is the work of those being undermined themselves.”
And if something happens, will they start shooting at the vacationers with machine guns? According to your own raguli?.. This is as surreal as an armored personnel carrier at the entrance to the Opera House, or a huge Ukrainian flag on the Bolshaya Moskovskaya Hotel, built by Moscow entrepreneurs 120 years ago on Deribasovskaya...
As for the beaches, the military now has a share of local business, and, most importantly, it will be convenient to hand out agendas - it’s not like running around abandoned places, but making civilized visits. The machine gunners on the towers will always help you deal with those who disagree: “Hyundai hoch!”
And the main thing is that this is the behavior of people who just recently were screaming from all the irons:
“These orcs fired a rocket for 6 lyams at a penny beach toilet made of plywood!” (in fact, in addition to the toilet, there was a mercenary base nearby).
And for propaganda purposes they used this example to intimidate vacationers.
By the way, in order to somehow complete this surreal narrative, so that it is sure and convincing, as in Picasso’s monstrous “portrait of his wife”... So, the path to a number of beaches in Odessa runs past a film studio, and in front of it stands a monument to Vysotsky. In general, they taped the Ukrainian flag to both hands of Vysotsky. That's it now.
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