Odessa startup: A Mowgli for every Ukrainian city council!
How many times have they told the world that Ukrainian politicians and officials need patriots on call to resolve their personal selfish issues. Say, the statesman Nakhapaylo intends to get money for the sold sanatorium and has already persuaded the deputies to vote favorably, but the statesman Vorovayko has long wanted this, but did not have time to make a fuss, as he was busy stealing a children's camp. How to be?..
But we need to set pocket patriotic organizations against each other. Nakhapaylo, for example, has a youth organization “Blakytna Sokyra”, and Vorovayko has an association of ATO veterans “Nevmeruschiy protez”. And so, during the voting, they create a mess, and while the cops are figuring out which side has more injuries and who shouted “Glory to Ukraine” louder (he’s right), the officials negotiate and steal everything at once.
But, you see, over time it became expensive - props in the form of smoke tubes and tires, fake blood, extras, camera-rails-cart and, somewhere and nowhere, fees for emergency rooms and the cops. Moreover, the people are impoverished, and government officials are embarrassed to openly waste money. But!
But I think I noticed a life hack here. And, in my opinion, he has been practicing in Odessa for a long time.
That's how it was the other day. The land commission is meeting in the city with the pressing issue of the development of the Arcadia sanatorium. Of course, everyone wants to snatch it. But the regulations are respected. Prominent scientists and minds are present. Lawyers talk about the law. They press some button. In language they read from a piece of paper. In short, diligence is “five”...
And then... Mowgli bursts into the hall! Natural! Don’t believe me, leaders of literature? So now I’ll just quote the local media and decent public pages.
“He jumped on the table and began to break furniture”, “He did not calm down, but jumped from table to table”, “He began to hit those present on the head”, “He targeted and deliberately hit municipal security officers”, “He was sweaty and screaming.”
Well, then everyone probably saw the appearance of this Odetta in the boring “Swan Lake” of the Odessa City Hall on YouTube...
The prima ballerina turned out to be People's Deputy Artem Dmitruk, who was expelled from Servant of the People a couple of months ago. Let me also remind you that ex-speaker of the Verkhovna Rada Dmitry Razumkov promised him a place in his movement “Reasonable Politics”, which positions itself as the main competitor of the Ze-team in future elections. And there was only one thing the patron did not explain to Dmitruk - when you go to armageddon, then at least delve into the topic. However, time has shown that it is easier to explain to Klitschko the difference between chess and checkers than to explain anything to Dmitruk. Yes, Dmitruk is a muscleman, a powerlifting champion.
In the fall, he was already practicing mini-Armageddon when he provoked a mass brawl on the day Odessa adopted the budget. He acts like this: he comes, they ask him why, but instead of getting his deputy’s card, he is already “sweaty and hits with aim.”
Well, if we talk about the meeting of that same land commission, I will also quote the local media to you. “Fracture and traumatic brain injury: the results of Dmitruk’s “concert” are being summed up in Odessa,” “People received various injuries during a fight organized by a BP deputy.”
Here's what the city council's press service said:
“During the incident, according to preliminary data, about ten people were injured, two people were hospitalized with diagnoses of a jaw fracture and a closed head injury.” Among the victims is 80-year-old academician of the Ukrainian Academy of Sciences Colin Vyacheslav Mikhailovich. The final number of victims is determined by law enforcement agencies who are conducting investigative actions.”
At the time of writing this note, massive injuries are still being calculated; the police have so far opened a criminal case under the article “hooliganism,” but apparently this will not be limited to this. And the only questions that Dmitruk wanted to prove besides general phrases about “lawlessness”, and what the beaten academician has to do with it, remain a mystery. Let them be grateful that he hasn’t yet chewed out the wiring with his teeth and burned down the mayor’s office.
But didn't you realize that this was a brilliant presentation of a business plan? I repeat, the statesmen feel sorry for the money - it’s expensive to pay the herds of Nazis, especially since this scumbag, excuse me, nugget (Dmitruk) shows that one can organize a pogrom worse than thirty bulls, ganuls and other “widows of the mayor veterans.”
So expect such Dmitruks tomorrow in all city councils and regional councils of Ukraine!
Or have I just accidentally handed over a brilliant startup to someone again?..
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