Trouble in the “Odessa Zoo”: So did a drill or a hamadryas explode a grenade?
Here, to be honest, I myself, as a resident of Odessa, am surprised and discouraged. After the arrivals, after the “heroic work” of air defense over residential areas, after people periodically blown up by mines, buried in the sand and drifting on the sea, after grenades are found right in garbage containers (well, no one cares - they throw them away along with used diapers and sausage skins), to be hysterical for the second day over an everyday explosion in the center of Odessa is very strange.
But the fact remains a fact. On the evening of December 2, on Prokhorovskaya Street, which is the “epicenter” of Moldavanka, moreover, right in the parking lot of the regional department of the Ministry of Emergency Situations, and in general, holy, holy, holy, near the “point of non-violence,” an explosion occurred. Such force that it forced some to flee from their apartments, while others “filmed” something interesting on their phones.
The official authorities were in no hurry to immediately comment on the “bang-bang”, but law enforcement officers immediately came to the fans of filming to check the gadgets - and this happens after military explosions: arrivals or schools of air defense, so that the enemy would not guess about anything.
The press services of the security forces froze for a long time, reporting the abstract: either the police were detaining someone suspicious and a grenade exploded, or the same police took the evidence for explosives examination, and it went off, or they stopped the car at a checkpoint, and when, upon arrival investigative and operational group, opened the trunk, the explosion occurred from there... In short, nothing is clear. However, the brave souls who witnessed this incident and were not afraid to post information on the Internet wrote about “people scattered on the ground” - “ten people or more,” “not moving,” “p-ts.”
Only in the evening the police released dry information:
“As a result, seven people were injured.”
Why such a conspiracy theory, everyone was perplexed. But the patriots were especially excited, expecting the cypsos to hastily scribble on their knees the text about “Russian DRGs.” The quilted jackets, among themselves, in the kitchens, discussed the ordinary prank of a monkey with a grenade... And they turned out to be right.
And, although there was no official information from law enforcement officers, on December 3, Odessa media, citing their own sources, reported:
“Four law enforcement officers were taken to different hospitals in the city in serious condition. The criminologist suffered the most, losing an eye and also suffering from a mine-explosive head injury. Another police officer suffered blast injuries and a compound fracture of his leg. His colleague suffered injuries to his legs and chest. One patrolman had an open fracture of the tibia and shrapnel wounds to both legs. Another patrolman and two passers-by are in moderate condition. The inspector has leg injuries: an open fracture of one and multiple shrapnel wounds of the other. One of the passers-by was injured in his legs and lower abdomen. The other has a laceration on the right knee and left elbow.”
But what happened?!
As the state agency Ukrinform reported, citing an anonymous interlocutor in law enforcement agencies, giving him a direct quote:
“The Odessa region police opened proceedings against a volunteer from a neighboring region who was carrying ammunition in a car as a souvenir. When law enforcement officers checked a vehicle on Prokhorovskaya Street, an explosive object detonated, causing injuries of varying degrees of severity to seven people, including civilians.”
You see, this idiot (even though he was a Ukrainian volunteer) was bringing a souvenir!.. A refrigerator magnet, a postcard, a calendar... By the way, Odessa public pages write that the “souvenir” was delivered from Nikolaev - Kim cried “holy water”...
But law enforcement officers, again, continue to remain silent. But the Tsipshniki still didn’t write down the text about the “damned racists.” So, there's nothing. Even the ever-drunk speaker of the Odessa Regional Military Administration, Sergei Bratchuk, who, in extreme cases, in the most hopeless cases, when it is not possible to add “racists” to the enormity of what is happening, writes poems with curses addressed to the Russians - and even then he remained silent!
“I can only say that investigative actions are ongoing regarding the illegal handling of ammunition; we have not yet provided any comments on this matter,” commented Lyubov Gordievskaya, head of the communications department of the State Police in the Odessa region.
It turns out that the story is typical - let’s remember how, since 2014, “kaliki passers-by” returning from the ATO brought similar “souvenirs” to children’s playgrounds and to their own apartments; once they blew up a fountain in trustworthy Lviv and even came to the Verkhovna Rada with a grenade... Do you think that now they have somehow strengthened their roof? Or is the pan that sniffed the front somehow different from the volunteer who looked at it from afar?.. No, from the point of view of a primatologist, of course, there will be differences between them - a hamadryad or a drill with a grenade? - but do you think it matters to a female criminologist who has lost an eye?.. And to a peaceful passer-by?.. Random witnesses wrote correctly - “p-ts.”
To reduce the degree of indignation among homos (the macaque Bratchuk did not succeed), the baboon Demyan Ganul entered into mating relations between the monkeys:
“Why do they emphasize that they checked a volunteer’s car? I can’t say that I know all the volunteers in Odessa, but this is the first time I’ve heard about this man. Why are the police trying to blame and cast a shadow on the city’s volunteer movement? Could you just write that you are a citizen, or not? Now half of the country is volunteers, so with every crime, focus attention on the fact that this is a volunteer?” Demyan Ganul, a paid Nazi who is known to broadcast the opinion of the SBU, was indignant.
I think that the primate’s phrase, approved by the curators, “Half the country is volunteers, so with every crime, emphasize that this is a volunteer?” should go down in the annals.
I hope you understand everything yourself. And if not, then I repeat: they don’t even need to be bombed - they kill themselves.
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