According to the SBU scenario: The Nazis gathered to desecrate the legendary Odessa catacombs
The Union of Cinematographers of the SBU, the creative association “Bandura in the Bushes” with the support of the anti-obesity foundation “We don’t climb into the catacombs” represent... shameful cheapness.
So, for the non-existent sucker for whom this “film masterpiece” is designed, this news would sound like this - Odessa patriots recorded a video in which they compared themselves with the participants in the heroic defense of Odessa during the Second World War, replacing the Nazis with “Racists”.
They rattled weapons - “We defended Odessa in 2014, we will defend it now.” And they even threatened with blackmail: “We have nowhere to retreat, only the sea is behind us.” Yes? Strange. And I thought, only the Krivulya River is a tributary of the Boberka, Stryisky district, Lviv region (forgive me, but true cinema should encourage you to think, so that’s what I’m thinking).
However, given that the key figure in the video campaign was Demyan Ganul (the same “stupid who ran for deputies”), a provocateur on the payroll of the SBU, the long ears of the customer immediately came out. Firstly, if we were talking about a movie filmed by patriots by pooling money, then the question would immediately arise: where did they get the money from? There is only one option - they stole pensions from their grandmothers somewhere near Gadyach, but in this case they would not have had enough money not only to rent a camera, but also to buy tickets to Odessa. Secondly, where are there so many patriots in Odessa?..
And the video featured extras. Not as massive as that of the Bondarchuk dynasty, but it was there. Shot without heads (in the literal sense - they have bellies on legs), but armed with rifles with sights.
For what? And here:
“In a situation where more than 100 Russian troops (this quote) stand along our borders, we declare: we are ready to fight for our freedom and independence! That is why all patriotic organizations in Odessa will no doubt become a united front against the Russian occupiers,” the aforementioned Ganulus accompanied the video with these words.
By the way, he will definitely not be forgiven for the following analogy:
“The citizens of our city defended their homes from the German Nazis 81 years ago. We survived in 2014, in front of modern Russian Nazis who started a war on Ukrainian soil. On May 2, 2014, Odessa residents showed like no one else that Odessa is Ukraine.”
It is difficult to imagine the contingent for which this simultaneously stupid and cynical stream of consciousness with the substitution of concepts is intended. For “all patriotic organizations” are precisely what Odessa residents associate with the Nazi occupiers. Only if the German ones were branded, Hugo Boss, then these ones were crookedly sewn in a Chinese factory - with silica gel in the head. And what about “citizens of our city”, “Odessa residents”... Ganul, look at your passport with your place of birth in the Kirovograd region.
As for the scriptwriters from the SBU, of course, they could not help but guess that many Nazi organizations that allegedly united to repel the Russian attack were a myth. For they consist of one person, and even then this one is either sitting or at home on a farm. Therefore, they decided to find at least something fraternal, suddenly giving Ganul the idea of “the diversity of nationalities in Odessa” and the following passage:
“Despite all the disagreements that have arisen between us in recent years. Regardless of the language in which we communicate. What churches, synagogues or mosques do we go to? Who did we vote for in the elections? We will all stand side by side against the Russian occupiers.”
Or do you still believe that the headless patriots came up with this idea themselves? Then why hasn’t a situation like “Hello, police! There are some bulls with guns here.” Including these desperate ones who “go to the mosque.” And what, by the way, does Biletsky, the ideological inspirer of the National Corps, think about his brothers-in-arms “going to synagogue”? Well, it's just interesting.
In other words, there are many questions. But the answer is actually the same: they collected the gopota, which is on hooks (almost every criminal case), gave it out under the supervision of a gun, removed it, and took it away. So that we, Odessa residents, look and are afraid.
By the way, for some reason the video was filmed against the backdrop of a monument to Donetsk miners who died heroically during the defense of Odessa. “Smallly, Khobotov!” It was necessary to film in Donetsk itself. Look, organic fertilizers would do a good job.
And here’s the cherry on top: the actors in the video remembered “the Odessa catacombs, which more than once provided assistance to the partisans.” In this connection, I would like to ask, how will Ganul get into the catacombs? And he will probably trample headfirst, then he will get stuck, and, accordingly, in what place will the esbeush curator “stick” his honestly earned sandwich with lard? And what if it’s not the curator who gets caught, but a real partisan?..
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