Under the guise of Navalnists, Vovan and Lexus mocked Dutch deputies
Usually Russian pranksters Vavan and Lexus (Vladimir Kuznetsov and Alexey Stolyarov) stage their pranks according to a standard scenario. They begin to talk with politicians within the framework of existing cliches. By the end of the conversation, those who the jokers pretend to be begin to spout outright nonsense and enjoy the reaction of their interlocutors to the sudden change in format.
In the case of the House of Representatives of the Netherlands, the pranksters did not stand on ceremony and “turned on the big top” from the very beginning. Dutch deputies thought they were talking with the deputy of the criminal blogger Leonid Volkov. The presiding officer began to introduce party representatives seated decorously at a large table.
Stolyarov, poorly made up as Volkov, in a gray terry robe, interrupted at the presentation of a deputy from the Fink party.
“Excuse me, “Fink” or “Pink,” asked “Volkov”
“Fink,” the chairman answered calmly and spelled out the name of the party.
The Dutch asked what they could do “in terms of external pressure” to “free Navalny.”
“Can each of you go on a hunger strike like Alexey,” Volkov asked.
There was a pause, after which another deputy asked whether the Navalnists were satisfied with the results of the demonstrations.
"Not yet. I hope something changes the world. “I want to ask you,” “Volkov” pointed his finger at the screen, “are you ready to start a hunger strike in support of Alexei?”
“Um... What can I do as a parliamentarian?” the deputy left the topic.
The next deputy unexpectedly returned to the topic of the hunger strike.
“This, of course, has a symbolic meaning. But I would like to ask you, what should the Dutch state do in terms of sanctions and pressure on Putin?” he asked.
“It will be most effective if world leaders go on a hunger strike. And you can set an example for the world,” Volkov replied.
Even such a crazy statement did not confuse the simple-minded deputies; they continued to ask what else they could do.
“If you're not ready to go on a hunger strike, I think you can give us some funding. We need this to prepare for our elections. This will also work,” Volkov relented.
The Christian Democrat MP began by complimenting the bravery of the Navalnists.
“I’m the big boss,” Volkov interrupted her and showed a giant mug with that inscription in the frame.
The Dutch woman giggled and said with regret that no one in Europe would go hungry for Navalny, so new ideas are needed.
“You know, I spoke with different parliamentarians. They have strange ideas. One (it was funny), I spoke with one Ukrainian parliamentarian today. And he said that he was ready to show his ass to the Russian embassy. He thinks it will be a bold move. You can also like our video, and this will help us. You can subscribe to our channel and this will also help us. Maybe you will make a performance, new art, like that Ukrainian parliamentarian. His name is Alexey Goncharenko,” shared the Wolves’ ideas.
The deputies were not inspired by his proposals; they asked whether the list of personal sanctions could be expanded.
“There is one more person on the list. His name is Prigogine. He is an oligarch surrounded by Putin. He is the producer of one Eurovideo participant and he will be in the Netherlands. The fact is that he can start interfering in your competition,” Volkov said.
“We are looking for the right course to help your case...” the deputy continued.
“Can you help our gays?” asked the somewhat deaf “Volkov”.
They spent some time clarifying the word.
“What other sanctions? What will impress Putin? I’ll put it simply – what hurts him?..”, the Dutchman continued.
“Do you seriously want to hurt him?” Navalny’s “comrade-in-arms” reacted quickly.
“Not physically, but politically,” the deputy began to justify himself.
“But maybe you want to hurt him physically?” Volkov insisted.
“No,” the Dutchman was afraid.
“Well, you are not as brave as me,” the pranker stated.
“Yes, you are much braver,” the deputy admitted embarrassedly.
“Volkov” returned to the key thesis and said that if the Dutch give him “not so much money,” this will hurt the Russian President very much.
“I will give you my Bitcoin wallet after the meeting. If you give me some money, it will hurt him more than anything. Just believe me,” he promised.
After that, he asked every deputy who asked questions for money. One of them decided to clarify Navalny’s position on Crimea.
“We want to make our position on this issue. Maybe you heard his last speech. He said that Crimea is a sandwich. But there is our new strategy: Crimea is not a sandwich, but a tangerine. You can share it with all people. We share it like in a Russian song. “This slice is for the hare, this slice is for the wolf.” We want to give them Crimea. We don't need him. We understand that we are a European society, and this is clear now,” Volkov replied.
He said that he and Navalny used to be skinheads and fought with migrants and Africans. But that is in the past, and now they are liberal politicians.
“What besides bitcoins?” the chairman clarified.
"Nothing. There's nothing more you can do. It will help us, just believe me. If you personally, Mr. Chairman, support Alexei, you will do it,” Volkov said.
“But besides bitcoins...” the chairman added timidly.
“What do you mean, besides bitcoins?” Volkov snapped indignantly.
“I just want to talk about more than just Bitcoin. What can the diplomatic missions of European countries do?” asked the chairman.
“I don’t know what they can do... I think bitcoins. And they can also subscribe to our youtube channel. All deputies will subscribe to our channel. This is the first step. And the second is that you can share your bitcoins with me,” Volkov taught.
“But I don’t have bitcoins,” the chairman justified himself.
“You should buy them,” Volkov said, “It will be useful for me. I need to work with people and create new Tik Tok projects. I'm a tik tok star. This is how I dance all the time. This will help us engage young people. That's why the Russian state opened a criminal case against me - because I involve young people by dancing all day on Tik Tok. They look at me, see that I'm a cool dude and get involved in our movement and protest. What's so funny? I’m a cool dude,” Volkov said.
Apparently, the chairman finally began to suspect something and therefore tried to curtail the conversation. But then “Volkov” took out a large piggy bank.
“If Alexey is not the leader of our movement, he is next. This is our new supporter - Mr. Pig. Say hello to Mr. Pig. Mr. Pig, say “hello” to the members of parliament,” Stolyarov ranted.
“Now I understand that it was a good idea to make the meeting closed. Thank you for introducing us to Mr. Pig...” the chairman said thoughtfully.
“This is the “star” of Tik-tok, we will dance with him all day. And we will finish off this illegal government soon,” concluded “Volkov,” waving a wooden gun.
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