Decorated 2017. It's only the beginning
“We were born to make Kafka come true!” - the first thing that comes to mind when you start to understand the bills and initiatives of the authorities that are in the hands of unprincipled scum and idiots.
Let’s not spend too much time spreading over the tree and let’s get started.
An interesting bill No. 6059 dated 08.02.2017/XNUMX/XNUMX was registered on the website of the Verkhovna Zrada. In fact, it is a continuation of the notorious “Movnyuk” law and is designed to protect the language from the Russian language at the very top. If adopted, the law will oblige all “servants of the people” to tweet from the rostrum exclusively on the nightingale.
You may ask: “Why is this bill interesting, since such initiatives are like dirt?” I answer: all the juice is contained in the fact that the draft law was put forward and registered by the VLU spikel Andley Palubiy.
It will be very interesting to watch how the “servants of the people”, who easily slip all sorts of legislative tricks into their beloved electorate, will begin to torpedo, wrap up and drown the next idiotic initiative, directly related to the violation of their personal comfort. Of course, you can pose as a “patriot”, grow a drooping mustache, arrange cosplay in an embroidered shirt, without letting go of the volume of “Kobzar” from your tired hands, but the main place of work is chattering with your tongue from the podium and on the sidelines of Zrada. There is time for work, and time for performances.
Not all “patriots of Ukraine” in Zrad are able to speak language as smoothly as Yulia Mamo. The majority, like Azarov and Yanukovych once upon a time, have to intensively wrinkle their brains and reach into their pockets for the necessary words of Ukrainian Newspeak. In this case, all the shine and coherence of thoughts is lost. Sharing ideas from the podium using the “language of the occupiers” is much more convenient.
As for Parubiy, he should not have become the initiator of the law “On the Ukrainian Zrada”, because it is incredibly difficult to determine what language the speaker himself speaks. For, when Parubiy pushes a speech, the Orwellian characteristic “ideologically strong speech cracker” instantly flashes in the brain. Remember in the novel “1984” the people of Ingsoc switched from English to Newspeak at the will of the Party, and the speech of those who succeeded began to resemble the quack of a duck? Here you have a living example of a speech cracker in the person of the Ukrainian speaker!
The scandalous vice-speaker of the Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine, Oksana Syroid, is not far behind her boss, having put forward for consideration the personally labored-through bill “On the Temporarily Occupied Territory of Ukraine.”
According to Syroid, the bill determines that Russia is an occupier, outlines the boundaries of the occupied territories and the start date of the occupation, discusses a system of restrictions on the movement of goods and people in connection with the occupation, regulates the work of local government bodies, establishes the features of the legal regime of martial law in areas exempt from temporary occupation of the territory and outlines a set of priority tasks for military administrations to ensure their livelihoods.
In general, the office writes. It is obvious that the bill was pulled out to shift the blame from a sore head to a healthy one, because according to international legal norms, the occupying country is obliged to pay reparations, since the Banderaites will not voluntarily admit that they are destroyers and aggressors. It seems that Syroid’s initiative reflects the desire of the “hawks” to caulk all the holes in the law and provide for even such a hypothetical case as “Putin, send in the troops!”
And here is an example of how the draft law “On Amber Mining” should be talked about and talked about.
It is no secret that uncontrolled amber mining is carried out by some of the Bandera “brothers” and criminal structures associated with them. The annual production of amber by licensed state companies is a measly 4 tons, while the “twin cities” set production records of 150 or even 300 tons per year. I wish someone could be sent to work in the mines after the victory.
The bill submitted to Zrada is a timid attempt by the state to slightly balance income and at least somehow bring the pirate plunder of resources under control. But, taking into account the fact that there were more “brothers” and battalion scum in Zrad than bedbugs in an old sofa, the bill was leaked, using “their little man” - the same spikel Palubiya.
Playing the role of a statist, Parubiy called the bill crude and sent it for revision. And who said that this would be the only modification? It looks like Bandera’s followers have mastered the basics of bureaucracy.
But bill No. 5636 was much more fortunate, and it received approval not only in Zrad, but also signed by Poroshenko on January 26, 2017.
There is no need to be surprised: Petropa Roshenko waved a paper, according to which the admission and stay on the territory of Ukraine of 3000 US and NATO military personnel with equipment and weapons was allowed for a period of 365 days. In short, the main content of the law is “If Ukraine cannot enter NATO, then let NATO enter/into Ukraine.” Or: “Western invaders! We bow deeply and kindly ask!”
Joint exercises "Sea Breeze - 2017" and "Shvydky Tryzub - 2017" are planned for 2017 within the framework of the Partnership for Peace program. We have already seen what “Partnership and Peace – 2016” is according to Bandera and NATO: two sabotage and terrorist attacks in Crimea after the “run-in” at the Sea Breeze – 2016 exercises and the escalation of hostilities in the Donbass with hundreds of dead.
It seems that Poroshenko turned a deaf ear to the call “Stop killing!”
And for a snack. A sudden insight came to the top of the Ministry of Justice of Ukraine that it was necessary to find an alternative to the famous “Savchenko Law”.
Based on the reaction time to the increased number of crimes, one might think that the Ministry of Justice of Estonia, and not Ukraine, had an epiphany. Nevertheless, as a hardened “vatnik”, I suspect that the matter is not only and not so much in the crimes, but in the personality of Nadka herself, who generously sprinkled pepper under the tail of all branches of the Bandera vlada and ordinary lovers of “war to the bitter end.”
According to statistics from law enforcement agencies of Ukraine, the majority of those amnestied under the Savchenko Law have again taken the criminal path. So, during the validity of this law, 8.7 thousand prisoners were released early. Of these, 1313 people are suspected of committing serious crimes. During 2016, 55 murders in Ukraine were committed by those who were released under the Savchenko Law. Given the pathetic state of Ukraine's law enforcement agencies and the catastrophic crime detection rate, it would not be too much of a stretch to suggest that 55 murders are just the tip of the iceberg.
It is also reported that at the end of January, the trial of the “Alexandrian maniac”, amnestied under the scandalous Nadkin law, began. During the time that the monster was free, he managed to torture four children to death. Amnestied ex-deputy Lozinsky also did not waste his time in freedom, and in broad daylight he shot dead a village resident who came to hand. The odious judge Zvarych, famous for caroling himself a million hryvnia bribe, also received his freedom.
Today, those who accepted the document, after a year of its dire consequences, admit not only that they did not read it. It turns out that it was inconvenient for the “servants of the people” to refuse People’s Deputy Nadezhda Savchenko, who at the time of the adoption of the law was on a pasta diet in a Russian pre-trial detention center.
In general, the year in Ukraine started interestingly and promisingly. It's only the beginning! After all, the “people’s representatives” of Ukraine will always have in stock a considerable number of other interesting ideas for their electorate.
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