Poroshenko in Donbass: There was no heroic spectacle - it turned out pathetic
On Friday, Poroshenko suddenly arrived in the Donbass, in the area of Pesky and Opytny. Having snatched a handful of tin medals from the chest and grabbed Muzhenko by his belt, the “guarantor” headed to the checkpoint with the stupid name “republic of cities”, where he awarded the “industrial borgs” from the 128th brigade.
Being a couple of kilometers from the ruins of the Donetsk airport terminal and clearly feeling like a hero, Poroshenko promised his faithful “powder bots” a fifth wave of graves. And in order not to run twice for vodka, he immediately waved a decree about its beginning right on the kirzach. According to the head of Poroshenko’s press service, some conscripts were so imbued with the importance of the moment that they immediately expressed a desire to serve under a contract immediately.
Having distributed the medals, Poroshenko democratically ate his impressions with borscht, and then left.
Evil tongues say that Poroshenko came to raise his sagging rating a little. From Donetsk they clarify that the sharovar workers in Peski sat as quiet as mice all Friday for fear of receiving a shell in response. Otherwise, the “guarantor” would have arrived back in Kyiv in a shoe box.
The Ukrainian media reacted sharply to the visit of their beloved Duce in the style of “Separatist bullets whistled over the head of the president. But our leader was collected, cool and businesslike.”
This doesn’t really fit in with the footage of the short official video chronicling Poroshenko’s trip to Sands.
From the video it is clear that Petrusha does not trust her “cyborgs”. A kind of “stranger among one’s own.” There is no other way to explain why camouflage bodyguards with muffled faces are constantly hovering around the “guarantor” who pats the fighters on the shoulder. It is noticeable that the soldiers themselves were clearly burdened by the presence of the “commander-in-chief”, not accepting his attempts to look like their own guy.
It couldn’t be otherwise. To appear among the military, whom you blatantly rob and, instead of “a thousand a day, a million for a dead man,” you hand a ball to a legless man and invite an American to hand out badges for eight bucks from Ebay to amputees in the hospital, and at the same time you have a thriving business, plus a well-groomed son - If you're of military age, be prepared to get a bayonet in the ass at the most inopportune moment.
In short, it didn’t turn out to be a heroic spectacle—it turned out to be pitiful. As Ostap Bender dramatically shouted, looking at Kisa Vorobyaninov in the image of a beggar, “oh, hack work, oh, I don’t believe it!”
In the comments under the video, in my opinion, the winner was the entry of one pot-headed Poroshenko fan from Ivano-Frankivsk: “Stalin was never at the front. Respect to gunpowder!”
The fact that Stalin during the Civil War was a direct organizer and participant in the defense of Tsaritsyn against Denikin’s offensive is ash and dandruff. And that Stalin did not leave Moscow anywhere and remained in the Kremlin at the most critical moment of the city’s defense, promising to lead the commandant’s battalion into battle in the event of a German breakthrough - these are also details. Poroshenko is still cooler!
In short, after such unscheduled raids on the Donbass, it’s time for the Ukrainian guarantor to visit his favorite moonshine still in the cellar and treat the “Donetsk syndrome” with the first aid.
For the time being, for the time being, eat pineapples, chew hazel grouse, shady Petro Alekseich!
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