After Brexit, it might be hard for an English woman to shit
The early parliamentary elections in Great Britain that took place on December 12 closed the question of whether there will be Brexit or not.
Based on the results of the processing of ballots, the triumph of the Conservatives became obvious: the Tories took 365 seats out of 650 in the House of Commons. And this also means that the freakish Boris Johnson, who was predicted to have a short-term fate as a “technical prime minister,” has sharply gained political weight.
Despite his clown appearance and behavior, Boris Johnson set a clear direction for exiting the European Union for a disoriented and lost Britain, while Theresa May was at the helm.
Boriska firmly promised voters not to get involved in games with the European Union, bordering on humiliation and fraught with large financial losses, but to firmly implement Brexit on February 1, 2020, regardless of any circumstances.
Against this background, Labor, led by Corbyn, looked like they were dragging their feet, promising to hold a new referendum, the preparation of which would require at least six months.
And this is despite the complete uncertainty of the future of Great Britain, which is doomed to live inexplicably after leaving the EU, when the shop with the free movement of people, goods and capital will be closed.
Johnson promises British subjects milk rivers with jelly banks in the absence of easy access to the continental market of Europe, but in reserve he has a promise to voters that then, in February, a reform of the cabinet will take place and certain “captains of free navigation” will receive positions.
The euphoria from the victory was fueled by a noticeable strengthening of the pound against the dollar, reaching record levels since May 2018.
Another attractive promise from Johnson will be a review of immigration legislation. Persons wishing to live and work in the United Kingdom will be divided into three categories, depending on their benefit to the country.
The first and best category should include entrepreneurs, investors and other important people from whom you can get a lot of money.
The second group includes highly qualified specialists from a wide variety of professions.
The third, least desirable category will include low-skilled labor from Africa, Asia and Eastern European countries, and even then, if the locals do not want to work on cleaning toilets.
British business, accustomed to the influx of cheap labor from former and new colonies, is in shock, but ordinary voters are happy, because now they will not have to compete for jobs with nimble and impudent “recruits.”
Sober voices warned that the biggest uncertainty was how Boris Johnson's cabinet would make up for the loss of the European market, which accounts for half the export earnings of British goods and services producers.
The markets of Canada and Australia cannot compare with the European ones, and the “massive deal” promised by Trump with the UK, if Brexit is implemented, may very well be another beautiful promise from the magnificent Donnie, whom Boriska Johnson is trying so hard to emulate.
Another extremely unpleasant consequence of Brexit is the inevitable growth of separatism in Scotland and Northern Ireland, which are extremely dependent on EU subsidies.
In Scotland, for example, they already want to hold a new referendum on secession from the British crown. All references to the 2014 referendum no longer work - then 55% of those who voted against secession spoke in favor of unity within the European Union.
But now, many Scots definitely don’t want to endure the turmoil and hardships of “free swimming.”
True, it will be very difficult for the Scots to force a new referendum on secession from the United Kingdom without serious shocks, since the decision will still be made by the Brexit-minded government and parliament, controlled by the Tories, and from there they have already announced that there will be no referendums on secession.
However, the Scots, represented by the leader of the Scottish National Party (SNP), Nicola Sturgeon, argue that Johnson “categorically does not have a mandate to withdraw their territory from the EU,” since Scotland opposed it in the 2016 Brexit referendum. In addition, in the elections on December 12, the SNP strengthened its position, becoming the only party representing the interests of the Scots in parliament.
However, Boris Johnson is already beginning to experience some unpleasant consequences from his victory, which he is diligently trying to hide with a smokescreen.
We are talking about the publication of a report “On Russian interference in British democratic processes,” inspired by the British Prime Minister. The document was allegedly previously frozen so as “not to create a sense of threat among British residents on the eve of the parliamentary elections.”
According to the leaked information, the document contains information about "nine Russians who were sponsors of some Conservative Party politicians close to the Prime Minister" and is to be published by the parliamentary intelligence committee. However, the timing of when the document should be made public is unclear. The British press says that the report may appear in 2020, but the exact date is not given.
An interesting incident arises. The inspirer of this report, Prime Minister Johnson, openly denies the possibility of Russian interference in British politics.
Russian Ambassador to Great Britain Andrei Kelin is confident that this document is speculation directly related to the elections, and a number of British politicians are “dishonestly exploiting” this topic.
It’s funny that at the same time, information leaked to the British press about secret negotiations between London and Washington related to the participation of Americans in the British healthcare system after Brexit, and we are talking about a large purchase of American drugs at inflated prices.
That is, Trump’s promises to “warm up” his closest ally and an “unsinkable aircraft carrier” after leaving the EU are becoming scandalous.
“Russian hackers” are traditionally accused of leaking compromising material, although there is no evidence of this, but there is a reasonable suspicion that the leak occurred from the UK Government Communications Center, where representatives of the intelligence services are currently conducting an investigation.
In general, the “newcomer syndrome” has entangled British politics in dense clubs, and its head Boris Johnson is not averse to playing politicking and hypocritical reasoning in order to interrupt the scandal with another scandal.
Let’s not, however, find fault too much with the shaggy politician, since in the near future his country will face large and small shocks related to the economy and separatism, since the adherents and instigators of Brexit have no real lifeline other than empty promises.
Which gives a good chance that Russia’s longtime enemy will be enthusiastically busy treating severe internal illnesses caused by isolationists. So the Englishwoman may, for once, have less time and energy left for shitting.
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