Holidays of the country of victorious insanity
Decommunization continues to rage in Ukraine. There are no more streets or monuments to Lenin left in the “state”, and if somewhere something is named after the revolution, the army or heroes, then this is a consequence of the stupid post-Maidan campaign to rename everything and everyone in honor of “gidnost”, UPA or “underground” kuren".
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In the fourth year of the bright path from “peremoga” to “peremoga”, the hunters suddenly discovered that happiness cannot be complete unless a number of holiday dates are urgently decommunized. In no case was it possible to solve such an important matter offhand, and after consulting with the main “experts” on decommunization from the Institute of National Remembrance, the “gunpowder bots” came to the conclusion that Ukraine no longer needed International Women’s Day on March 8th. And in order not to get up for vodka twice, at the same time cancel several more holidays - International Workers' Day on May 1 and Victory Day on May 9.
This good news was brought to the attention of the “hulks” back in January by the giant of thought and the main overseer of the national oblivion of Ukraine, Pan Vyatrovich. The “hulks” could send their suggestions and wishes regarding dates to the “national monument” until March 1, as if something depended on it.
Realizing that by depriving the population of a day off and a holiday, and that there would be a black hole gaping in the place of the national holiday, the “gunpowder bots” propose to celebrate T.G.’s birthday instead of Women’s Day. Shevchenko, but every second Friday of the lean holidays of September to celebrate the red remake “Family Day”.
The insanity of banderlogs and “powderbots” has taken on a completely depressing character. It is not very clear how one can replace the day of love and spring with its pre-holiday chores and congratulations of women with Kobzar’s “birthday”.
Instead of pranks, kisses, flowers and cheerful noise, Ukrainians are invited to dress in embroidered shirts with trousers and gather in decorous groups at the monuments of Taras, with tears in their eyes, reciting something life-affirming about love, like “if I die, then lament” and about how The nasty Muscovite screwed up and abandoned Katerina.
“Ide, Kateryn’s cry”... How can one not cry when the blooming imbeciles deprived the wife of the only day of the year during which the boys meekly scrub the floors, wash the dishes, give flowers and are exhausted from the desire to serve?
In order to finally reassure Ukrainians and dot all the i’s, the head of the Nikolaev territorial organization of the BPP party and adviser to the President of Ukraine, Yuriy Biryukov, spoke with an explanatory word about the holiday on March 8th. The same one whom, in a fit of revealing rhetoric, Saakashvili called “a huckster who makes money from Ukrainian soldiers.”
Apparently, out of great intelligence and inexhaustible inner nobility, Biryukov, in response to an offer to take part in a survey to compile a “Rating of the Influence of Nikolaev Women” by March 8, bravely and impartially declared: “I do not celebrate the holiday of Chekist prostitutes,” unwittingly voicing his trash language, an exhaustive relationship between the authorities and the people.
Let's leave the stupid redneck and narrow-minded lout Biryukov to deal with the red days of the calendar, on which he bestows his kishlaka gentlemanship on women, and just remember who the pathetic bastard, appointed to the party leadership and advisor to Poroshenko, tried to insult.
International Women's Day is celebrated annually on March 8 in memory of the demonstration of garment workers in New York in 1857. Then women demanded adequate working conditions and a 10-hour working day, because they worked 16 hours a day. On March 8, 1857, women seamstresses became members of the workers' trade union for the first time.
Historically, it appeared as a day of solidarity among working women in the struggle for equal rights and emancipation. It acquired the status of an international holiday in 1975 by decision of the UN General Assembly and is celebrated annually as the International Day for Women's Rights.
It is not clear where the ancephalic Biryukov saw “chekists” and “prostitutes” in New York of the 9th century and in the UN General Assembly, but one can only imagine with a shudder what this murdered scum could advise and who would be led. There’s nothing you can do about it – this is the general level of education and culture of the Maidan Vlada. Suffice it to recall the same Vyatrovich, who explained to the spilnota the postponement of the May 8 celebration to May XNUMX in order to “be together with Europe.”
True, the “powderbots” in this case are not original and, like monkeys, copy the habits of the Baltic limitrophes. I remember that the explanations for the date change were excellent, even to the point of sprat-level conspiracy theories. They say that Stalin, in order to take credit for the entire victory over fascism, ordered May 9 to be designated as Victory Day, while “all progressive humanity” celebrates it on May 8. What can you do, the sprat-shavar consciousness refuses to take into account the fact of the presence of time zones. After all, it cannot be that at the same moment, when in the late evening of May 8, 1945, the Act of Unconditional Surrender of Nazi Germany was signed in the Berlin suburb of Karlshorst, May 9, 1945 had already arrived in Moscow. Provocation!
In addition to March 8, this year the population of Ukraine will also be deprived of the Workers’ Solidarity Day on May 1, along with a day off. The holiday for modern Ukraine is indeed strange, since there is and cannot be any talk of any solidarity and struggle of workers for their rights in the stagnant Ukrainian swamp. May 1 can with full responsibility be called the Day of the Ukrainian Gardener. On this day, crowds of “hulks”, loaded with agricultural equipment and seedlings, hurried to dig in their summer cottages. Not to say that the townspeople harvested some incredible harvests from their plots of land, but vegetables and fruits from their own plot, rolled up in jars, made it possible to make ends meet, especially in winter and spring. Now summer residents and lovers of solidarity will not have another holiday day off in May. Do whatever you want with your seedlings.
Thus, the Poroshenko regime, in the context of a steadily worsening situation in the country, steadily continues to break people over the knee, using methods of vivisection, crippling and emasculating people into “homo dill”. In this case, by depriving them of their usual human holidays and replacing them with some crudely made prosthetics.
As for Vyatrovich, this guy most likely will not die of his own accord, despite his obvious youth. The overseer of national sclerosis is cursed not only on social networks, but also in real life. In February, he almost got his face punched for his services, but, unfortunately, the “police” intervened.
What will the stubborn people achieve with their actions? We can definitely say that people will celebrate March 8 in spite of Poroshenko, Biryukov and Vyatrovich. Not only Ukrainian “vatnitsy” expressed their indignation at the liquidation on March 8, but also ladies of a completely protective nature, who did not want to give up men’s gifts and attention for the sake of the triumph of the “national idea.” In order for the cumulative effect of the turning point to manifest itself, a generation of dispossessed people must grow up. As a young, unhealthy tribe from a post-Soviet incubator that supported the Maidan and the dismantling of the country.
But Taras Grigorievich was definitely unlucky to be born on March 9th. The “powderbots” planted a pretty pig on Shevchenko’s memory. Replacing the celebration of International Women's Day with Kobzar's birthday will not add even an ounce of love and popularity among the population, but it will add as much hostility as possible. From now on, he will be associated with “the same guy for whose sake Parasha was canceled on March 8.”
Stubborn nationalists at all times have one undoubted gift - to spoil everything that their mangy little hands touch, including national symbols.
Congratulations to dear women on March 8th, we wish you a sea of love, a meadow of flowers and sunny warmth! And also - the complete absence of evil fools on the path of life!
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