Poroshenko's representative in the rings of Saturn
Surely many have heard an anecdote about a brothel business, in which the key idea was: “if the brothel does not make a profit, then they change the employees, and do not move the beds according to Feng Shui.”
Here in the network of brothels named after. Poroshenko decided to listen to a valuable thought and change the contingent in one of the establishments, leaving the furniture alone: we are talking about a new appointment to the post of virtual representative of the President of Ukraine in the virtual Autonomous Republic of Crimea with its capital in Kherson, which, according to the authoritative opinion of those suffering from “de-occupation”, should bring closer the sweet moment of the return of Crimea to Ukraine.
Signboard of the Kherson institution
The former “representative of the President of Ukraine in the Autonomous Republic of Crimea” was a native of Yalta, Natalia Popovich, who replaced the garbage “permanent representative” Kunitsyn, who was kicked out of Crimea from Crimea, in this post, and was appointed to this high virtual post by Turchinov. For three whole years no one knew or heard anything about the activities of “permanent representative” Popovich, since the little wife sat in Kherson quieter than a mouse under a broom and made the most of the sinecure that fell on her.
Natalka Popovich, already ex
Agree, there will be a considerable number of people willing to take (if offered) the position of permanent representative of the Ukrainian president on the comet Sinepupenko - Gmyri, drinking tea somewhere in an office in the city of Kanev, playing solitaire on a work computer and at the same time receiving a good salary. Travel allowances, grub, workwear, this and that...
Apparently, Popovich, who was not Poroshenko’s creation, suited the Confectioner-in-Chief quite well. The little woman fed from the palm of her hand, was absolutely loyal and harmless. Dream! In addition, the position she occupied was completely insignificant, created “for order” and associated exclusively with paperwork. In one of her interviews, Popovich said that she has as many as two employees subordinate to her and eight more are undergoing internships.
Only this can explain its amazing buoyancy in the stinking stormy sea of Ukrainian post-Maidan politics.
Poster of Popovich's opponents
Times, however, change, and Natalka Popovich was asked to clear the premises. True, the resignation was preceded by turbulent events in Kherson, when Islyamov’s dushmans, with the support of fugitive Crimean homeless “activists,” stormed the office of the “Crimean plenipotentiary representative,” accusing her of passivity, disregard, and the fact that for more than three years she personally still has not been recaptured yet.
Islamists are setting up tents for a protest rally demanding the resignation of Popovich
Firmly knowing, however, that in Ukraine nothing is ever done for an idea or out of pure altruism, and all “revolutions” and assaults occur solely because of money, the voiced claims of the stormtroopers against Popovich were not believed at all.
Opponents of Popovich at a picket in Kherson
The last months of Popovich’s work as a “permanent representative” were overshadowed by constant attacks from the Majlis barmalei and other emaciated parasites who fled from Crimea, seized the office and even arbitrarily began receiving citizens in the corridor. The Barmaleys thereby strongly hinted to Popovich to resign of her own free will, freeing up the chair for their own “permanent representative” Izet Gdanov, the little man Islyamov. This means that the situation in the Kherson “permanent mission” would lose its former delight with the accompanying expansion of staff and budget.
Now spiteful critics are rejoicing and wondering what Popovich will do - either the prosecutor’s office will deal with her for professional incompetence, or she will flee to Crimea.
Yesterday it became known that Boris Babin became the next “permanent representative” in virtual Crimea. I can say for sure that I have never heard of this man before. After a little googling and combing through social networks, we managed to find out something about the personality of the “permanent representative.”
Mejlis members lobbied for the appointment of another person
A lawyer (apparently a qualified one), he defended the interests of the “Majlis” long before the start of the Crimean Spring. After the putsch, Babin continued to work for the Majlis, and at the same time was busy inundating the ECHR with complaints about the situation in Russian Crimea. In one of his interviews, Babin boasted that his office had written as many as five hundred slander against Russia against Europeans, although there was nothing to indicate that the slander had any result. However, this is a well-known trick for troublemakers: “write, write, maybe something will work.”
From posts on social networks, it is noticeable that Babin is not stupid, keeps his nose to the wind, leads the lifestyle of a modest playboy (Givi, Givi, loves women, drinks cognac and eats satsivi), is careful in his statements and definitely does not jump out of his pants from an acute desire to become an enemy of Russia . Demonstrates loyalty to the Majlis by posting politically correct posts. He is trolling the waist-deep Infrastructure Minister Omelyan, who is trying to inflate the case around the bridge across the Kerch Strait. In short, “business and nothing personal.”
Givi, Givi, loves women, drinks cognac and eats satsivi
It is interesting that Babin’s appointment was preceded by a meeting between Poroshenko and Khan Chubarov. They say that Chubarov actively lobbied for the appointment of Izet Gdanov, Islyamov’s deputy for the blockade of Crimea and at the same time a representative of the leader of the Majlis. But Poroshenko pushed through a compromise option - Babin, who was legally savvy and close (but not too close) to the “Majlis,” and Gdanov became his deputy.
New leaders of Poroshenko’s virtual representative office in Crimea
“Svidomo spilnota” reacted very differently to the news.
Exalted, leaky pans, like the blogger Bogutskaya, are already waving their panties over their heads, anticipating how Babin, together with Gdanov, will return Crimea to Ukraine by leaps and bounds. Moreover, idiots think that Islyamov stayed away from the battle, and Gdanov’s appointment is “the stars aligned favorably.”
The accusations and spitting pots at Popovich and the joyful howl on the occasion of Gdanov’s appointment is explained by the fact that the majority of fugitive Crimean homeless people beyond Perekop consider the Majlis barmaleys to be much more passionate than some Turchynov’s kvass. In their firm opinion, Islyamov’s dushmans are capable of kicking Poroshenko into a military reconquista of Crimea.
My darling is tired, let's go to war!
The more peace-loving deprived people spread the word that lawyer Babin will definitely help them sue the businesses and real estate in Crimea abandoned during the shambles, break through the Ukrainian ban on the export of movable property from the peninsula, console them, wipe their snot and protect them.
I would like to ask a treacherous question: what powers do the two vice-chairmen appointed by Poroshenko have in Russian Crimea? Who would even talk to cardboard characters, naive dill D, B? In three and a half years, it will not be realized that the territory cannot be returned with paper and slander, even if they are drawn up by the most clever lawyers?
New managers and old employees. The latter do not look happy after the boss was fired
The Mejlis dushmans reacted quite sourly: they did not want to see a Russian, even from the servants, in the position of “permanent representative” - give them only hardcore, only “a man of the people.” True, ladies in the humanities are trying to dissuade them, the kind who communicate with unicorns, eat rainbows and poop butterflies: “What are you, what are you, Boris is a very good and cultured person, I’m proud that he studied with me.” Well, and other “I assure you.”
It’s as if the bigots need an intellectual and a lawyer to implement their plans, and not a division of thugs in tanks.
I don’t see what the barmalei have to grieve about. Somehow there is confidence that “permanent representative” Babin will not hang around in Kherson on a permanent basis - he has more interesting things to do. “Deputy” Gdanov will rule the show on the spot and “return Crimea.” This is very consistent with Poroshenko’s September bill “on Crimean Tatar autonomy with the possibility of self-determination.” Lawyer Babin, apparently, was assigned to the task so that the dushmans would not completely screw up the work and break too much wood.
On the other hand, it is very possible that the Islamist bandits have grown too thin on state grub, after they were driven under the roof of the Armed Forces of Ukraine and through the “plenipotentiary mission” they want to knock out the budget from Petya “for the return of Crimea” in order to saw him completely.
Be that as it may, September is coming, big events are coming around the “autonomy” promised to the barmalei, and then many secrets will become clear.
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