The media suggested renaming Ukraine to Canada
The media laughed at the statement of the head of President Poroshenko’s administration, Boris Lozhkin, who said that Canada in its current form was created by Ukrainian colonists.
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“The contribution of the Ukrainian people to world culture defies description,” Nezavisimaya Gazeta sneers. “They have done so much for the world.” For example, they taught all progressive humanity to eat lard and onions, invented borscht and prison, learned to grow forelocks and shave everything else. But these are all trifles and all sorts of small details compared to the historical research done by the head of the Ukrainian Presidential Administration Boris Lozhkin. Made on the occasion of the arrival of Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. He was presented with two gifts: a decorative panel in the form of a Canadian flag, pasted over with Suprematist prisms of various shapes, and also this most historical research.”
At the same time, the publication asks the question: why is everything different in Ukraine than in Canada? Perhaps all the best Ukrainians are there, overseas?
“And since all the best people of Ukraine are there, maybe we should rename Canada to Ukraine? And Ukraine - to Canada. And Donbass - to Quebec, suggests NG. - And let him proclaim himself the Quebec People's Republic. And the former Quebec, which is now Donbass, will also begin to engage in separatism. Then, as in the donated panel, Ukraine will appear through Canada. And it pleases".
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