Hurry up to convert debts into donut holes
Before 26 days had passed from the moment of the next “last Chinese warning” of Plant Morkovych to the final fall of the Kremlin regime and the crumbling of the “colossus with feet of clay” into dust, something clicked in the smart rabbit’s head again, and the counter spun even faster. Eggcroll does not allow the “gas station country” to live its last days under the dim November sun. It again threatens to introduce a moratorium on the final payment of the $3 billion debt of honor on Ukrainian Eurobonds.
The consequences of non-payment of this money are catastrophic: only agreement to Ukrainian conditions can save Russia as a sovereign power. Otherwise, let her imagine the consequences.
And why, one wonders, is Arseny running around? After all, real bulls wait until the last minute, and then slowly descend the hill and roam the entire herd. But Senya is not a bull, he cannot wait - he is in a hurry to live.
Victory is close, it is not far off. A sensitive rabbit snout has already sensed its intoxicating aroma. In any case, Ukraine has convinced itself of this, and it’s even surprising why the Kremlin stubbornly refuses to convince itself of the same. Firstly, it’s pleasant, and sometimes even useful. If you do auto-training properly, they say it will even save you from a sudden attack by Nastya’s little girl.
No, well, in fact, such respected and influential people as the head of the World Bank and the US Treasury Secretary are negotiating with Ukraine, and these experts unanimously assure that Ukraine’s affairs are not so bad. And she doesn’t have cancer, but only paralysis, scabies and rectal prolapse. In short, everything that is supposed to be said, with a strained smile, to pleasant and well-mannered people at the bedside of a dying person.
And the voice of the dying man, voiced by Mrs. Yaresko, also tries to seem cheerful. Well, yes, there is no money, there is nothing to pay, but what difference does it make to you - they won’t pay you the full amount, or they won’t pay the “restructured” 80% of it. Are you sorry? Ukraine is on the mend - economic growth is about to begin. Just the other day, for some reason, the insensitive international rating agencies Fitch, together with Standard & Poor, publicly announced a credit default to Ukraine, now chemically pure, without the comforting prefix “technical”, writing out the steering wheel in the form of the Latin letter “D”. For such a trifle as two delays in interest payments on Eurobonds of $250 and $300 million. But the credit vulture collectors are not asleep.
Meanwhile, Eggcrawl continues to go crazy: “The Ukrainian government invited all creditors to join in the restructuring. Russia will not receive better conditions than other creditors.” Well, Arseny Petrovich doesn’t have any extra donut holes for Russia. And there are no sleeves from vests either. Ukraine assigns norms for the supply of holes to one person. And only to those who met halfway. Others can avoid crowding the checkout line. What fell from the cart cannot be cut out with an axe. What is given to Yanukovych is not considered a debt - he is a bandit and a drunkard. And a bloody dictator. And decent countries do not give such government loans, but only dishonest ones, and not government loans, but exclusively bribes with some kind of greyhound puppies. Young democracies of the European type cannot be held accountable for the shameful actions of their predecessors - this is not according to democratic concepts...
This Senya... he keeps swaggering and strutting around. Everyone hopes to have time to jump from a falling plane and reach the Canadian border in time.
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