Holy is coming
With the inexorability of senile dementia, the Day of Guidance and Freedom is rolling into Country 404. The corresponding Decree was recently waved by the President of the “holiday that is always with you” P. Roshenko, after which all the pro-junta media joyfully reported the good news.
The ceremonial races on Hydnyuk Day are scheduled for November 21. Solemn Maidan celebrations, festive throwing of napalm bottles, ritual burning of tires, colorful painting of pussy and an unprecedented gay pride parade named after European integration are promised. In short, everything is the same as recently, only officially. The age-old dream of the Ukrainian Aryans has been achieved. The fruits of peremoga are doubtful even for the guides themselves, but it is simply necessary to hold a disco in honor of the two Maidans.
It’s rare in any country that there are holidays in honor of national shame, but for Dill, who chose surrealism as the norm of life, everything is very logical. It is enough to turn off the part of the brain responsible for critical perception, and a miserable life turns into a continuous holiday and is painted in the colors of the flag of the gay community. Parameter not reached? Bullshit, at least let's jump! Are you under-European integrated? Anthem question - the heat of the tires will warm you up! After all, everyone knows that after February 22, 2014, the state moved by leaps and bounds towards success, but the eagle’s flight was seriously spoiled by the damned Muscovites, always jealous of the accomplishments of Big Brother. But the reason remains!
Of course, the onset of this bright holiday is overshadowed by the lack of consciousness of some officials who intolerantly forbid gays and bestialities to focus on the broadness and impartiality of views of children in educational institutions. Then some kind of bureaucratic trick will be revealed on a bribe. Those half-baked everyday separatists and defeatists from the corners are quietly puffing and muttering about continuous strife. But who will listen to them, except for the equally stupid and stupid cotton wool? People's horizons are narrow. Open your eyes wide and put in some matches! And the debts to Ukraine are being written off en masse by all sympathizers, and the economic recovery threatens to turn Ukraine into a brilliant Singapore any day now, and the money is dripping in, and an army of ragamuffins is being trained by battalion-sized American instructors. Why not?
Of course, there are some shortcomings. Cotton wool fled the country and took with it Crimea, where it was so sweet to relax for pennies, repair nothing, unscrew the taps and relieve yourself under the trees in the botanical garden. And it would be nice if they fled to Europe - they sharpened their skis in Russia, which is dying from day to day. And the coal slaves of Donbass did not appreciate the prospects opened up by Maydaun, and even decided to resist re-education. But they sent the best people to be their mentors - all in vain - you can’t retrain them either. And to hell with them - they are still subsidized and ungrateful. Feed them, after so many years of help and cultivation, with Lviv chocolates...
And it also turned out to be awkward with the Heavenly Hundred. Not only did Surkov and his personal special forces find themselves out of business, but also their Euromaidan foremen pretty much screwed up. The fact that the Heavenly Hundred has long ago turned into the Heavenly Kuren, and even by a sequential number is far from the first, is not a problem. As friends from the World Nursery of Democracy teach, “the tree of Liberty must from time to time be watered with the blood of patriots.” And since it must, then it is necessary to water with all the money, like Kherson watermelons with tomatoes, without skimping - otherwise there will be no sense.
Salaries and pensions have not subsided. And tariffs for this and that have not increased. That's how it was intended. First, let's go to Europe. Secondly, this is also the price for the tree of Liberty. We don’t live in a gas station country.
Most of all, it’s a shame, of course, for Europe. I'm even ashamed of them. After all, no matter how hard they tried, they destroyed Soviet production, defended their borders from the invasion of quilted jackets, and stood sentinel over the abyss in the rye. What's the bottom line? They are disdainful. They even give up their hands reluctantly, as if they were sticking their hand into the toilet for fallen glasses. It's disgusting, but it's necessary.
Where are the salaries of 10 thousand euros, we ask you carefully? Where is the visa-free regime? Why did they stop letting in prostitutes and migrant workers? They are competitive! Towards Europe with all my heart, and it backfires.
And it’s not for the poor to pour out 70 billion in the same way as the ancient Europeans - to solve all the problems for what was destroyed during the multi-vector relationship with the European road. They gave even more to the naked, worthless Greeks, is it really too much for the Ukrainian brother?
They don’t even go to such a small extent as to show understanding for the recent brilliant initiative of Prime Minister Yatsenyuk - to take all expenses and salaries of Ukrainian officials at the expense of the European Union. If there is not enough for everyone, then for the best people of Ukraine a billionaire or two will surely be found in the European stash?
But more than others, of course, those from whom they expected only help and sympathy - from Merkelikha and Hollande - screwed up more than others. We came, you know, to Minsk, to this mustachioed dictator-collective farmer, and staged a fornication there with these Minsk negotiations. After all, the victory in the Donbass was so close, and all these cauldrons near Ilovaisk, Izvarino and Debala were a carefully developed military ruse - the Ukrainian Armed Forces’ offensive to the north-south developed quite successfully. In any case, there are definitely no analogues in world military history!
And it would be nice if we all came together to just eat and have fun. One time was not enough for them, but the second time they were rewarded. They also put forward demands, and the Muscovites were not recognized as a party to the conflict - apparently, they did not recognize the Katsap divisions of the Buryat cavalry, and for the return of the prodigal Crimea to the loving bosom of the Nenkas, they further refuse to rub shoulders with the Russians. Just fucking hate from your closest allies!
And then just now their main European human rights supervisor came out and behaved like a natural Ukrainian, with a statement that sooner or later they will have to answer for the murders and violence in Donbass - everything has been taken into account by a mighty hurricane. Well, how can we move towards a common European future with such idiots? After all, human rights are one thing, and separatists, federalists, commies and other irresponsible katsaps are another thing. What kind of people are they, and even with rights?
And that would be okay - after all, the world is not without good people. America, now, fully understands the desire of civilized people to bomb the residential areas of the Donetsk-Lugansk Indians, to hunt them from a helicopter or a tank. The White Man's Burden! And titans tend to get tired of thousands of years of cultivation of unpromising nations. After all, a good Banderaite needs to take his soul somewhere. So good people send whatever they can. They also tore down the “Holodomor” memorial just now. It’s a small thing, but it’s nice, although it would be better if it were given in cash equivalent - Ukraine would have managed the allocated funds better.
In this aspect, from zrada to zrada, from peremoga to peremoga - to new yawning heights. Happy holiday, Svidomen!
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