Candidate for mayor of Moscow: we will have to squeeze out all of Ukraine
Russia will have to annex all of Ukraine so that beautiful Ukrainian women can freely come to Russian Crimea. This was announced today at a press conference in Moscow by the candidate for mayor of the Russian capital, leader of the metal group “Corrosion of Metal” Sergei Troitsky (Spider). “Why did we squeeze Crimea out? To relax. How can I flog Vika or Nastya in Crimea if...