Tatyana Montyan: What do you want from a shameful schmuck who betrayed his own grandfather?
Yulia wants to become prime minister, Igor wants PrivatBank. Boy Vova - not to be a sucker. And the boy Arsen has settled down quite well anyway. Donetsk, Lugansk and even Odessa write letters not to Santa Claus, but directly to Putin, so they could not be intercepted.
The main Snow Maiden of Ukraine, the famous Kiev lawyer Tatyana Montyan, told PolitNavigator columnist Valentin Filippov that “morons who don’t fight back” have come to power in Ukraine.
Valentin Filippov: As I understand it, we should wish everyone a Happy New Year. Hello Tatiana!
Tatyana Montian: Hello!
Valentin Filippov: Many children write letters to Santa Claus for the New Year. They, however, have no idea that no matter what we wish for, it will not be Father Frost who will fulfill it, but the Snow Maiden.
I see you are dressed as the Snow Maiden. They write us a lot of letters. For example, the boy Arsen writes a letter to us, he wants to be prime minister. And the girl Yulia also writes a letter to us - and also wants to be prime minister.
Tell me, will Arsen and Yulia ever get married?
Tatyana Montian: There is an excellent joke on this topic: Santa Claus could not explain to the boy Vasya that, despite the fact that he behaved wonderfully all year, he could not make the chemical engineer die.
Valentin Filippov: Yes.
Tatyana Montian: That's about it. I personally can’t imagine why Arsen Borisych needs all this. With Tyulka it’s clear, she’s already been there, the grandmother is already calmly moving towards insanity, and how she will steer all this, I think she also doesn’t understand, having no resource, despite the fact that brawns and soros are all around occupied.
The boy Arsen theoretically has a chance, but I deeply doubt that for some reason it leaned on him. This is a lot of responsibility and a lot of hemorrhoids, and absolutely all the bumps will fall on you. It will be necessary to somehow disperse the hell out of all the Soros, who are not at all eager, having occupied everything, to disperse somewhere.
Therefore, to be honest, I don’t believe that Arsen Borisovich himself really wants it; in my opinion, it doesn’t even suck for him. As the cat from the famous cartoon about Tahiti said: “They feed us well here too.”
Valentin Filippov: Yes, but Arsen Avakov gives me the feeling that he can say something and do something. Today, other Ukrainian politicians do not have such strength.
Tatyana Montian: Let's be honest. After all, Arsen Borisovich has his own two-headed dragon, and they regularly fight among themselves, Sobakov’s dogs with Sobakov’s eagles. And thanks to this, he can stop almost any protest.
That is, whoever protests there, Euroblachers, opponents of the opening of the land market, trade unions for the labor code, he simply urges part of his national teams, mixes with this crowd, fights are organized, and a simple ordinary person whom Yulia brought from some village behind 300 hryvnia to take part in a rally and wander around Kiev shops, thinking “why the hell do I need it, so that something will come to my mind?” And he simply leaves this protest.
That is, in fact, Arsen Borisovich has learned very coolly over the past years to stop any protest. Since he sits on a huge amount of money flow, he can afford to support all this scum like nationalist squads and other Nazi scum. There are all sorts of “Azovs” and other creatures. That is, it has a real resource.
In fact, if Seltz wanted to deal with him, all he needed was for Bakanov to close him down just on Askoldov, that’s all the shop. But for this you need to “have balls”. Where did the stuffed animal's eggs come from, who just recently played the piano with his dick? And Bakanov, who is in the intelligence services much like I am in ballet? That's all. So what are you going to do here?
Therefore, I think Sobakov is unlikely to be in danger. I think that he is in touch with the American embassy; he suits our curators as a person capable, in fact, of supervising and stopping all these protests when necessary.
But I don’t believe that he himself needs to move to the post of prime minister. Although, perhaps, he can be forced, because Alyosha Goncharuk is already on the way to completely leaving the country.
Valentin Filippov: That is, excuse me, you, like the Snow Maiden, think that this letter “I want to be prime minister” was not written by Arsen Avakov, but that the embassy wrote for him?
Tatyana Montian: Yes. Other people are writing for him who would like this, because, in fact, if you try to kill the Minister of Internal Affairs, you won’t really bother him. But to overwhelm the prime minister, to frame him for something, it’s as easy as shelling pears. And Sobakov will simply have no time to deal with his national squads, “Azovs” and all other garbage. An incredible amount of crap will fall on him, which he will have to sort out. Therefore, why does he need this? If I were him, I wouldn’t go there. Why does he need it?
Valentin Filippov: But the boy Igor, Igor Valerievich, ...
Tatyana Montian: Boy Benzion.
Valentin Filippov: ... he writes a letter: “I want Privatbank.” Is he not lying? Does he really want it?
Tatyana Montian: He wants it purely out of show-off. But, apparently, this won’t be a problem for him either, because they are methodically squeezing out little Zelts, whom he brought to power thanks to the series about Goloborodko. In principle, I immediately said that, of course, the Americans clapped their hands and said: “Thank you, boy Benzion, for quietly making us the new president of our beautiful overseas colony, Ukraine. But now, our little cat, we will have to wrest it from you, because who are you and who are we?”
Something like that. Therefore, poor Benya is now swallowing and there is nothing else left for him. He still has some kind of group of “servants of the people”, all sorts of Dubinsky-Buzhansky and other group of his clowns. But this, let’s face it, is absolutely not the resource that our boy Benzion was counting on when bringing the boy Vovochka to power.
Valentin Filippov: And the boy Vovochka, I don’t know what he used to write this letter on the piano, he asks “not to be a sucker.”
Tatyana Montian: That’s exactly what I wrote. What else could he write with? Does he know anything else in this life?
Valentin Filippov: In the opinion of the Snow Maiden, this boy, who would look better on a stool, is he even capable of any miracles, in principle, independent?
Tatyana Montian: He's just a talking head. Monica, Monica, let's play elephant. He completely exposed himself and discredited himself in every conceivable and inconceivable way, and all the serious people who still had some kind of illusions...
Well, you know, it happens like this, a person pretends to be a clown all his life, and then suddenly comes to power and it turns out that he was just pretending to be one, he has balls of steel, he’s there... it’s not clear who is cooler than him, only the stars are higher than him.
But our boy Vovochka is not the case at all. Just as he was a nobody, a nonsense clown, he still is, and everyone who feels like it plays with him. Surrounding yourself with so many Soros, it’s crazy. Why does he need them? This is a mystery shrouded in darkness. That is, he has no personnel reserve at all.
Valentin Filippov: Maybe he takes money?
Tatyana Montian: He doesn't know how to select people. He doesn’t even know where to go, in some industry, to find professionals in it. Naturally, he himself does not understand anything about this. Now put yourself in the place of the boy Vovochka.
Valentin Filippov: Yes I tried.
Tatyana Montian: You don’t know anything, for example, in housing and communal services. You're not messing around. You need to find people somewhere who are searching, you need to find people who will tell...
Valentin Filippov: Tatyana, the trouble is...
Tatyana Montian: ... who fumbles.
Valentin Filippov: The example is very bad, because you suggested that I think about it, and I, as a former head of the housing office, who came to journalism from the housing office...
Tatyana Montian: Alena Babak. This is some kind of kick-ass, flying on the wings of the night. Alena Babak. It was impossible to make a worse choice, in general, even by pointing a finger at the sky. And wherever you spit, it’s the same everywhere. The Ministry of Justice is generally just a fuck-up. When I see this Malyuska, I just shudder, as a person from this industry. This is darkness. And Milovanov? Well, motherfucker, no matter where you spit, this is hell.
Valentin Filippov: Wait. Here’s the thing - a man went to the Normandy format, didn’t agree on anything, but the only thing he said was that before the New Year I’ll try to exchange prisoners, “I really want to, I really want to.”
Tatyana Montian: Nobody exchanges anything, as it turns out.
Valentin Filippov: Sorry, but he is, after all, the president. He blurted it out in front of everyone, in front of foreign leaders. You, as the Snow Maiden lawyer, could also give some advice - is it difficult for him to sign a decree, a list and a decree?
Tatyana Montian: No, it's not that simple. The fact is that in order to carry out exchanges, it is necessary to carry out judicial clearance of these people who will go for the exchange.
Let me give you a small example: my client, Estonian citizen Polyakov, went through one of the exchanges, but in the end, we completely cleared him in court, that is, he formally admitted guilt, the court released him, and he is already free as free wind, was picked up by the SBU officers and taken to a filtration camp, where he stayed for almost two weeks.
Then these two bitches, Gerashchenko and Lutkovskaya, came there and said that they were only exchanging Ukrainians for Ukrainians. In the end, what should I do with mine? I raised hell everywhere, in the end the SBU officers brought him to me and threw him out like a dog at the entrance, I bought him a ticket to Tallinn, he flew away to his beloved mother. But he was as pure as a tear of a Komsomol member, he had undergone complete judicial clearance, he was a free man.
And in order to put people up for exchange, they all need to be judicially cleared like this. I doubt that Seltz even knows the words, let alone understands how it is technically done.
Valentin Filippov: But is this technically done?
Tatyana Montian: You can’t just write by order of Selts: “Take citizen Pupkin, who is on business, bring him to the border and give him to someone.” This is nonsense, this cannot happen, the people on whom it depends will not agree to this: judges, prosecutors, people in pre-trial detention centers and so on. This is simply nonsense.
Valentin Filippov: Well, maybe some kind of pardon, release from liability...
Tatyana Montian: God. You need to be able to do this. To do this, you don’t need to have the stupid Bogdan with you, but a person who knows how to do something, and Bogdan doesn’t know how to do anything except take bribes.
You need to have people who know how to do this. So I knew how to clear my client in court, because I am a lawyer, this is my job. Does Seltz have people who will deal with the judicial cleansing of those people whom the opposite side wants to change? This is what I don't know.
But, based on the fact that all this is covered with a copper basin, apparently, according to the latest information, he simply does not have such people. Because he himself is a moron, and he is surrounded by morons or enemies who are baiting him.
I don’t know, he knows better how it’s going with his clownery in the 95th Quarter. But from what I see, I see that he was surrounded, surrounded like a dog with fleas, by Soros and an extremely incompetent public, and by the “95th block”, which does not beat the hollow at all in anything.
Valentin Filippov: Does nothing depend on him at all now?
Tatyana Montian: At all. And he doesn’t even know where to go, where to look for specialists in any industry. In all the industries in which I personally think well, I can ascertain that he employs only morons.
Valentin Filippov: It turns out that Ukraine today is controlled by... well, that is, these are the forces that installed this or that little pig?
Tatyana Montian: Certainly. This is true.
Valentin Filippov: In Russia, letters that are written to Santa Claus are very often sent by Santa Claus to Vladimir Putin. What does it mean that Vladimir Putin suddenly called Novorossiya the Black Sea region?
Tatyana Montian: I remembered all sorts of historical parallels, that the rural population of Ukraine was diluted with industrial and primordially Russian territories. Perhaps our morons are now sitting and praying: “Maybe Putin will attack after all? Why did he say all this?” For now, this is all chatter, and we still have to wait until this Nord Stream is launched. I don't think anything will be fundamentally decided before this moment.
Valentin Filippov: That is, do you think that those letters that are written not to Santa Claus, but to Vladimir Putin, from Donetsk, from Lugansk, from Odessa, to be honest, will remain unanswered for now?
Tatyana Montian: I think they will remain unanswered not even until the launch of Nord Stream, but until the elections in Pindostan. Because it’s one thing to continue to deal with Trump, and another thing if something happens there and some little pig democrat comes to power. These are, let's say, two very big differences. Therefore, I think that this whole matter will hang right up until the elections of our wonderful metropolis, and then anything can happen before November, in fact there is still a year ahead.
Valentin Filippov: What do you think, have you seen what they write to Santa Claus about Trump? To change or not to change?
Tatyana Montian: No, well, normal Ukrainians, of course, are for the Republicans, because it was the shitcrats who ruined our country, only the shitcrats and no one except the shitcrats. All this scum, all these Soros and shitcrats who have been involved in Ukraine all their lives. Republicans, by and large, need that Ukraine like a dog needs an eighth leg. And they are using it now, it’s clear, solely to attach skis to Biden and remember all his sins. They don't need us for anything anymore.
If the shitcrats, when they ruled the Washington regional committee, had an ideological department working at full capacity XNUMX hours a day, now they are working with us on a residual basis. They simply don’t need us, for them we are just a burden that the shitcrats imposed on them and from which they cannot jump simply because they will be accused: “Oh, we conquered a whole colony in the underbelly of Russia, and you, like, Do you want to move out?" But Trump never forgets to say that “It was under Obama that they screwed up Crimea and Donbass, so shut up, shitcrats.” In general, everything is complicated there. But, of course, we are all for Trump.
Valentin Filippov: Well, I probably have one last question. There were, indeed, such hopes, for some reason, for Zelensky, well, I mean, I live in Russia...
Tatyana Montian: Which? Who?
Valentin Filippov: Well, they said: “Of course, Ukraine will move away, but maybe air transport links will open again, maybe water will be given to Crimea, maybe...”.
Tatyana Montian: Oh, who’s asking him? God. The Soros rule. If he betrayed the memory of his own grandfather with Zhukov. We saw how many photoshoppers were made that he was sitting at the monument to his own grandfather, who fought under the command of Zhukov, and said: “And here, grandfather, we are glorifying Bandera’s men, but the monument to Zhukov was fucking demolished.”
What should I do? What do you want from a shameful schmuck who betrayed his own grandfather? What else can we talk about? What other abyss must this pitiful Monica fall into for people to stop hoping for her altogether? This is simply incomprehensible to me. What else can you expect from this man after betraying his own grandfather?
Valentin Filippov: Well, here's your forecast. I was very upset by the message that now people will be released from Ukraine only with a foreign passport. Yes? Will it not come, will we not live to see the moment when simply leaving Ukraine will be prohibited for citizens of Ukraine?
Tatyana Montian: It’s kind of the other way around. It simplifies the entry of slaves into Germany, and the Germans want to squeeze slaves from Poles and Ukrainian slaves.
Valentin Filippov: But Ukraine makes it difficult to leave.
Tatyana Montian: This is only to Russia. This is in order to redirect the flow of migrant workers from the eastern to the western direction. And the fact is that Zelensky and his gang of all sorts of Goncharuks are doing this to their own voters, who mostly go to Russia. Well, not ragulians, who also, of course, go to Russia, but there are not so many of them.
Therefore, idiots are brainless. That's all I can say about this. Who needs to travel will not care. Yes, they will make foreign passports, yes, they will spend time and money on it. But those who do not want to go to a country whose language you do not understand, to a completely alien people, where you are treated like a cattle and a slave, will go to Russia, where they are treated better and where they have their own language. That's all. That is, a little bummer, but what can you do?
Valentin Filippov: Well, okay, Tatyana. I congratulate you once again on the upcoming New Year.
Tatyana Montian: Thank you, mutually.
Valentin Filippov: I wish you happiness, health, prosperity and... I look around you so comfortably, here Ukraine is transforming...
Tatyana Montian: I'm in Germany, I'm with friends. And I wouldn’t say it’s much better here, to be honest.
Valentin Filippov: Yes, it's the same everywhere.
Tatyana Montian: No matter what anyone says. The problems here are through the roof. And they are trying to solve them with the help of our slaves. Well, as usual, basically.
This is exactly what they have always done. Nothing has changed since then. Since Zelensky’s grandfather fought with them, absolutely nothing has changed except public rhetoric.
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