Three options for Ukraine. Carrot, stick, butchery
What can we say about the adoption of a “movie” law? We look at it with laboratory interest, as we do at all initiatives to “improve” Ukrainian legislation. While praising the adoption of this Jesuit document, the farm media turned around in yoga asanas so much that they still cannot turn around.
For example, the Kolomoisky-owned TV channel “1+1” accompanied this news with footage of a crowd cheering near the Verkhovna Rada: “Finally! Glory to Ukraine!". Here you have it for comparison. Just imagine that in Russia, for some reason, something similar about the exceptionalism of the Russian is accepted, and the local “best people in the city” shout: “Hurray! I don’t care that tomorrow I’ll be evicted from my apartment for debt. Vaska, his nephew, still has two kidneys. And in the summer we will fry potato peelings over a fire. But we speak Russian. Hooray! Glory to Russia!" (and trained Ukrainians behave exactly like this).
Well, just like that cousin Benedict who was given a six-legged spider. It’s just that for a Russian to speak Russian is natural, but for a professional Ukrainian it is equivalent to a certificate “Behemoth. It is agreed that now he can read words from right to left without attracting the attention of orderlies and be proud of it.
And that’s why the “Movna Inquisition” was needed, to legitimize stupidity and simulation. After all, what is passed on with genes and absorbed with mother’s milk does not need additional protection.
But, as always, it turned out in Kravchuk’s way: “maybe, what’s wrong” – the malingerers are protected by the law, and the overwhelming majority of Russian-speaking citizens of Ukraine have become a national minority. And now the “minority” has no choice but to laugh at the topic of “Phone Sex” on the “mov”, or clutch their heads at the mere thought of translating, say, Bulgakov - the circus, most importantly, was not touched (so that the parliament would have no competitors ), and theaters were obliged to give performances in Ukrainian!
“Tseglyna to no one and Nikola for nothing on makytra ne gepnetsya.”
Although, I got carried away - “The Master and Margarita” was banned back in the winter anyway, so the novel is not in danger of being translated, no big deal.
But this is only one side - laughter. But, like the last five years, there was laughter through the tears. The measures have been tightened, which means that if formally on May 9 it is impossible to pick on a passerby for a red ball (and I’m not joking anymore), then for opposing the police, and even in the “language of the aggressor” - Jehovah himself ordered.
And here the question arises - for what? Why did the language law need to be signed right now? When is Poroshenko already in the stage of decomposition and it would be better to pack his bags? The easiest thing would be to joke again - he spoiled his opponent like that, but he himself no longer needs to suffer on the “language”. And the activists will remain in business (otherwise they are very afraid because of the loss of the feeder) - the teacher will transfer them “dytyncha” to the next class, or the doctor will cure them, or the fireman will extinguish the shed with walkers and rattles for ATO veterans in time, and it will turn out to be Russian-speaking (one hundred percent), and “Dyakuyu” activists will immediately rush to scribble denunciations. Well, it's lovely. Although in Ukraine it is called “Svidomo”.
Just let’s not forget what started the meat grinder in Donbass. It was the ban on speaking their native language that served as the trigger for mass protests. And I think that even idiots with certificates like Parubiy remember this very well. This means that the adoption of the Law “On ensuring the functioning of the Ukrainian language as the state language” may have the following consequences.
There are three options for the development of events.
The first is the whip. It’s simple: be afraid and continue to read the words backwards so as not to forget who the titular nation is here. And the newly elected guarantor Zelensky will traditionally laugh it off and make attempts at demagoguery like “I don’t care in what language they will announce that the war is over.” And with this signature hoarseness of his, you know, he will take the emotion, acting. It should have an effect on his Odnoklassniki-level electorate.
The second option is gingerbread. Zelensky, having finally accepted the mace and the Bible, will still criticize the law - ah-ah-ah. However, he will not rush to cancel it (peace in the country is more important), especially since his new comrades from parliament will constantly blackmail him with the Maidan and other acts of disobedience involving pots on allowances. But the enchanted fools will exclaim “Oh, Vova!” They will remember in what year and on what kaveen they took the photo “Me, foam ears and this little guy from the “quarter”, which means that the electorate was snatched up again and was not lost - Zelya will “settle everything” only later.
And the third option is slaughter. How people, especially the southeast, responded to the law is obvious. This is already a protest. Social networks are massively full of avatars “I speak Russian.” The “last straw” and the “knock from the bottom” are not whispered about, but loudly declared on the streets. Unburnt, humiliated, trampled, having been in a gloomy depression for five years, people remembered the smell of the Russian spring of 14 - that feeling of comradeship, those goosebumps that ran down the spine at the sight of tens of thousands of like-minded people. And these people have nothing to lose.
Those who survived Hell do not feel the need to make antics for their needs. However, the death machine called Ukraine does not care about its citizens, and such sentiments are just a pretext for another massacre, like on May 2.
Any, as the police put it, “gatherings for the purpose of participating in political actions” (for example, coming and bowing to those who burned for all of us in the House of Trade Unions) and answering the phone “Mom, everything is fine” can be regarded as terror. The monster Ukraine seems to be waiting for this. To be afraid. And everything remained the same.
Just let this option remain just that - an option. However, I don’t rely on Zelensky’s wisdom - well, at least on management.
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