Ukraine: the times of greatness of Kievan Rus are returning
The wise leaders of the Maidan, with whom Kyiv celebrated last New Year in the cold, did not deceive. Ukraine is celebrating 2015 at the peak of its prosperity. The smell of pine, tangerine, Olivier and bubbles of “Soviet” champagne... For many, all this will remain at the level of smells - food prices have become too expensive. But this is for the best, because it is good for health to exclude alcohol and fats from the diet! Thank you, Pyotr Alekseevich and Arseniy Petrovich!
Will there be “The Irony of Fate” this time? I doubt! Doesn't the Ministry of Culture recognize the obvious sedition in the plot? I would ban the film as harmful, showing that once upon a time people had the opportunity to simply board a plane and fly to Leningrad. Now airports are closed suddenly and for mysterious reasons, and trains no longer run. At most, you can get lost in your area during a rolling blackout. And it is right! New Year is a holiday at home, you don’t need to travel anywhere! Thank you, Pyotr Alekseevich and Arseniy Petrovich!
By 2015, Ukraine was at the peak of its blossoming democracy. Freedom is literally stifling. Freedom of speech has become so strengthened that, at the request of just five or six patriotically minded citizens of Ukraine, it is possible to ban the broadcast of Putin’s channel, or block the blog of an FSB agent on a Ukrainian resource (by the way, this is exactly how my page on the site died in God http://korrespondent.net/). Or declare a singer performing in Moscow an enemy of the nation and throw eggs at her audience at the concert. At the same time, the Minister of Internal Affairs himself is so sensitive to the freedoms and rights of citizens that he does not dare to prohibit and stop rowdy behavior. If they want to smash, let them smash. You can also knock down monuments, and nothing will happen to you either. And isn't that wonderful? We express ourselves by destroying evil and obstacles to our freedom! Thank you, Pyotr Alekseevich and Arseniy Petrovich!
The picture in the social sphere is no less rosy. Finally, the dream of all business coaches in the country is coming true, and the sacred formula “no one owes anyone anything” begins to work! Pensioners, babies, disabled people and students owe nothing more to Ukraine, and, accordingly, neither does it! Now everyone is free to live the way they want and die at any moment convenient for themselves, the country will not flinch. Thank you, Pyotr Alekseevich and Arseniy Petrovich!
The passing year is also a world record for the effective waste of gold and foreign exchange reserves, the unprecedented cementation of the nation - this is what traitors in the temporarily occupied territories envy, biting their elbows. The new coalition in the Verkhovna Rada is rapidly returning the greatness of the times of Kievan Rus: as then, we walk with torches, we have never heard of electricity, subsistence farming is held in high esteem. The main thing is not to completely return to the Stone Age next year. Happy New Year, friends! And thanks for everything to Pyotr Alekseevich and Arseny Petrovich!
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