Ukraine is spreading its net ever wider to catch Crimeans
On September 8, the virtual “permanent mission of the Autonomous Republic of Crimea to the President of Ukraine” together with the grant-eating shops “CrimeaSOS” and the “Ukrainian Helsinki Union for Human Rights” announced a new service in Zelensky’s office - a very smart chatbot created in the framework of the “deoccupation of Crimea” in the Telegram messenger for receiving consultations on paperwork and entry and exit procedures for those suffering from some kind of devil to visit Ukrainian territory.
In the future, they threaten to place the application on the websites of relevant departments and public organizations, constantly “improving and perfecting it.”
It was interesting to note that since the Mezhdlis ferret Boriska Babin left the post of “governor for Crimea”, the place of the deputy virtual “plenipotentiary representative” Korinevich was taken by Zhinochka Sviridova, who had previously shed fake tears for the “occupied Crimea” in the role of a government “legal advocate” "
Apparently, the Mejlis members have finally lost interest in the fake “permanent representation of the Autonomous Republic of Crimea”, leaving the characters from the rearguard line crawling to the official trough to collect the crumbs from the graceless clearing.
Promoters of the chatbot to the Crimean masses claim that the creation of Svidomo creatives is trained to competently, 24/7, answer 99% of questions affecting bureaucratic topics, and if the user suddenly asks a question worthy of a club of experts, which the chatbot does not know answer, the questioner will be given the contacts of institutions where officials specially trained in tricky questions sit.
During the presentation, the catchers of Crimean souls pretended that Ukrainian document processing centers were bursting with an influx of Crimeans, and “in August alone, over a thousand people came from Crimea to Kherson for this purpose.”
Observations of the departure of “passport tourists” to Kherson on organized flights from Simferopol, bypassing the advertised, but extremely poor (according to visitor reviews) center for receiving administrative services on the Ukrainian side of the border, indicate that the intensity of departures by special regular minibuses reaches peak values on weekends - 100-120 riders from all over Crimea, and up to fifty on weekdays.
In winter and the off-season, the number of Crimean hunters visiting the “permanent mission of the Autonomous Republic of Crimea” drops to isolated cases.
Officials advertising the chatbot as an “indispensable assistant to Ukrainian citizens in Crimea” rather indicate the creation of an “anti-crisis service”, passing off as a virtue the acute underfunding of the Crimean direction by Kiev, caused by the vanishingly small number of people wishing to obtain Ukrainian documents.
Chatbot services are even more meaningless if we remember that the head of the State Border Guard Service of Ukraine officially informed Crimeans that their requests for Ukrainian documents will be resolved promptly in Estonian - within a year.
Let us note that the majority of residents of Crimea who seek the services of Ukrainian administrative bodies do so involuntarily, since in the spring of 2014, immediately after reunification with Russia, Kiev blocked databases relating to the work experience, civil and pension data of Crimeans. For any information you have to travel to the mainland, enduring extortion and humiliation.
Family ties were seriously tested. As is known, the Ukrainian authorities demanded that their citizens sever all relations with Crimea.
Against this background, the chatbot and other tricks of the Ukrainian authorities for the “legal and social protection of Ukrainian citizens in temporarily occupied Crimea” look like hypocrisy.
One of the main tasks of the bander-ridden “Vlad” is to create and root in the minds of the inhabitants of the peninsula a feeling of inferiority and distrust of Russian documents. They say that with “occupation papers you are nobody, and nowhere in the world will they open doors for you with them.”
To be honest, there is a thin layer of the population in Crimea that has bought into Bandera’s rhetoric. First of all, these are people who have relatives in the European Union countries, “indigenous Crimeans” from the “Ponayekh” villages behind the mines, as well as those who like to travel, including young and naked dreamers.
Let's start with the fact that no one forbids Crimeans with Russian documents from visiting relatives in the EU - they themselves have such acquaintances and even relatives: they fly to Germany, Italy, the Czech Republic via Moscow and back without any problems. To Latvia and back – by bus.
With tourist trips to the EU, USA and Canada, things are more complicated, but not hopeless. We should also not forget that our country has agreements on visa-free exchange of tourists with 116 countries of the world as of 2020, which do not care about the permanent residence of a tourist from Russia.
For clarification, everyone should visit the portal of the Henley & Partners analytical service, which annually monitors visa availability.
“Experts” who claim that it is easier for Crimeans to travel to the EU with Ukrainian documents “because there is no visa” must be disappointed. In 2021, the only achievement of Euromaidan and Poroshenko personally will be liquidated by the decision of the European Union authorities, who are tired of fighting the influx of cheap Ukrainian prostitutes and toilet cleaners, who constitute acute competition for the corresponding contingent of Eastern European EU member states.
Those wishing to obtain a Ukrainian biometric card should not forget that Ukraine is an extremely unstable state, governed by a gang of hand-assed inadequates who are unable to stop the war or keep foreign investors. While a passport is a document about the loyalty and obligations of its owner to the issuing state.
Therefore, one should not be surprised and indignant if, in the event of another exacerbation, visitors who came from Crimea for a cheap vacation, updating documents or “I’m just looking for information” will be taken by the trunk by the Ukrainian authorities and sent to the trenches, to public works, or even sort things out at the nearest security center. They will.
But we should not forget that the choice made at the March 2014 referendum with the support of “polite people” saved Crimea from great massacre and final plunder. Most residents of the peninsula made their choice consciously, and those who made it impulsively, in anticipation of heavenly pretzels, it’s time to use their brains, grow up and understand that the item “eat the fish and don’t go into the pond” was not included in the list.
The sanctions were introduced in order to punish and make life as difficult as possible not only for the Crimeans, but also for all Russian citizens - for the Crimean spring, since the collective West with the “sixes” do not consider us to be people with free will, but only dumb serfs, doomed to live in conditions of extinction and chaos resulting from the collapse of the USSR.
As a consequence, any attempts to self-organize and gather fragmented territories cause an angry reaction from the West and repression from the native administrations.
So freedom is a conscious necessity and responsibility for decisions made, and not a guarantee of getting to visit a fairy tale.
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