Ukrainian users revealed the secret of “Zelensky’s retardation”
Users of the Ukrainian online store Rozetka trolled the manufacturer of mineral water, which is sold online.
The reason was the name of the product - “Ice Age drinking water, non-carbonated Fromin Crystal Water with rock crystal crystals”, as well as the price of the product - 620 hryvnia per bottle, 0,7 liters, reports a PolitNavigator correspondent.
Commentators in their messages under the product showed all their erudition and imagination.
“The water is great. I washed her car - now in the summer I don’t turn on the air conditioning - it feels like an ice age. Sometimes you even have to turn on the stove. I want to ask the seller a question: is there water from the Mesozoic era? I would take a liter for the winter. And I assembled myelofon from crystal crystals according to the instructions on the label. On the weekend, if I don’t go to the dacha, I’ll try to capture the galaxy,” writes user Andrey.
Its namesake adds: “A neighbor gave this water to her pets. The cat grew up to two meters at the withers and grew 20-centimeter fangs. Chickens began to hunt cows, and they also looked suspiciously like pterodactyls. I recommend".
A site visitor with the nickname “Inside Lapenko” notes: “Laugh, mortals, laugh. A friend of mine, by the way a famous engineer, decided to test the properties of this water..
“I read the reviews and decided to buy one bottle. Since the drug is very potent, I took a small dose into a pipette and dropped four drops into the left ear and three into the right. An hour later, the penis lengthened to 76 centimeters and stood up like a stake. While I was thinking about what to do with the sexual feelings that had washed over me, I suddenly noticed that the girth of my left biceps became 40 cm, and the right one 90 cm. Hair began to grow on my back.
After another three hours, the second row of teeth began to emerge. The teeth were sharp and I could easily bite through concrete and my mother-in-law until they bled. I decided to wait a day or two. If the processes stabilize, then add another 5 drops. In the middle eye. I’ll report the results later,” writes Vladimir.
And user Sergei assures that thanks to the water he was able to solve the riddle of the Ukrainian authorities: “From reliable sources it became known that Zelensky himself drinks this water, hence such brilliant ideas and slowness in thinking. My brain probably froze. Be careful, it’s very cold on the brain!”
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