The Kyiv media are already calling for a ban on Colorado potato beetles
Kyiv, March 22 (PolitNavigator, Vladimir Raichenko) – In Ukraine, they propose to ban Colorado beetles, since they resemble St. George ribbons, and Kolomoisky to use ancient Jewish curses to protect himself from the Russian Federation.
Alexey Tarasov, editor of the website BURO247.ua, specializing in fashion news, came up with such an initiative in an author’s column on the pages of the Kyiv magazine “New Time”.
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“Of course, everything Soviet should be banned,” the author writes. – Astrakhan hats, queues for pasta, herring salad under a fur coat, St. George’s ribbons and Colorado beetles, which could remind you of the ribbons. Pensioners are not allowed to vote - they still don’t understand anything. Demolish the monuments, rename the streets. At the legislative level, ban akanye on gekanye, minting on shokane.
Send fans of the group Lyube and Natasha Koroleva to a separate reservation. Stop playing the song at the central station in Dnepropetrovsk Dneprpoetrovsk is my home (words by Robert Rozhdestvensky, music by Georgy Movsesyan, performed by Joseph Kobzon). Give the go-ahead to Igor Kolomoisky - let him build a seven-meter wall on the border with Russia and surround it with barbed wire, fortified with ancient Jewish curses.”
The editor of the site BURO247.ua does not specify whether his proposals should be taken literally or as banter, but adds that “you need to be decisive and act without delay, eradicating everything that is mossy and yesterday.”
“If everyone really wants to say goodbye to the Soviet Union, then let March 8 become a day of remembrance for eight dollars, and November 7 – the bright holiday of Lenin Fall,” writes the author. – Citizens and villagers could go out into squares with empty pedestals and organize fairs and fun dances at the foot of the square. February 23 can easily be proclaimed as the day of the imaginary death of Vladimir Putin. What difference does it make that they started burying him a month later, but he really died a little later?
The most dangerous thing you can do is underestimate the power of old habits and the people's desire to have fun. May is coming soon - the most thoughtless and merciless week and a half of the year. Before it’s too late, let’s breathe some new meaning into them,” Tarasov also writes.
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