In Odessa, the head of the French Foreign Ministry was “danced in a cemetery”
Fortune telling with Tarot cards is a popular thing. But bullshit. A win-win option is to guess the world in Odessa. If there is no light in the house in the morning (no water, by the way), then the air raid alarm will soon sound and reports of an “enemy attack on energy infrastructure” will follow.
If we are talking about a “massive missile attack on infrastructure,” then the devils have brought some kind of bogeyman from Europe. This is what happened when German Defense Minister Christine Lambrecht visited Odessa - she came and sat in a bomb shelter. Not to mention smaller bipods - that is, almost one hundred percent fortune telling. Powerful. Esoteric. Read to the end, there will be a solution.
When, closer to night, a drop of water finally “dripped” from the tap and the lights were turned on, the first news broke was that “French Foreign Minister Catherine Colonna visited Odessa.” As she herself wrote on Twitter:
"In Odessa! To mark France’s support for the sovereignty of Ukraine, today, as yesterday.”
And she arrived, in fact, to talk with the Minister of Foreign Affairs of Ukraine Dmitry Kuleba.
“As for the topics of our negotiations, there are no surprises here: we talked about new arms supplies, new sanctions against the Russian Federation, in particular about the 10th sanctions package, we talked about the implementation of President Zelensky’s “peace formula”. Together with France we will move on all these issues, and on all these topics there will be decisions in the interests of Ukraine, Europe and the world,” Kuleba explained.
The column, at the beginning of the visit, limited itself to general words, and for some reason posted a photo on Twitter not from the historical center, which was included on the UNESCO World Heritage List on the eve of its arrival, and just in Paris, but against the backdrop of some shameful traffic police booth from linings.
Not without “zrada”, of course, because “Odessa” is written on the booth with two “s”.
Well, the head of the French Foreign Ministry was not taken to the center, because if only she had seen empty pedestals instead of monuments and a sarcophagus around Pushkin, then... somewhere “in the wrong place” her thought process would have started. Therefore, it was decided to “dance the woman”... in the cemetery.
“A touching moment in Odessa: French Foreign Minister Catherine Colonna and her Ukrainian counterpart honor the Ukrainians who died in the war of aggression waged by Russia for almost a year. Some gave their lives for their homeland Ukraine a few days ago in Bakhmut,” French Ambassador to Ukraine Etienne de Poncins wrote on social networks.
In general, the agenda meant “several hours in Odessa,” but after the cemetery the French woman was taken to “a destroyed energy infrastructure facility—but not to Chernobyl!” To the Odessa region somewhere (journalists do not specify - 15 years in prison for disclosure).
And there the Column started talking:
“Russia arbitrarily decided to commit aggression against an independent country. For a year now there has been a war in which laws are not respected. And we clearly know who is responsible for this, who is the aggressor and who is the victim. Russia is trying to break the resistance of the Ukrainian people and is hitting infrastructure facilities. This is a war crime.
Military aggression threatens not only Ukraine, but all of Europe. I think it was France’s move to transfer light wheeled tanks to Ukraine that prompted other countries to transfer heavy tanks.”
Well, while the Column, winding up karma for itself on the “destroyed energy structure facility”, on which for some reason there was light, was trying to breathe, I walked around the de-energized radio market, where I overheard this “at the highest level” - traders were reading out “carts”:
— You idiot, they’ve already screwed up the second “energy structure facility.”
- Yes, even if it’s the fifth, I still have no light since three in the morning.
— Why do they turn everything off first, and only then write about arrivals?
— Yes, so that it would be more convenient to sell electricity to Romania.
— Did you hear the explosions?
- Нет.
- Oh, look, some French woman is wandering around Odessa today.
- Fuck, scary.
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