In Odessa, the SBU exposed the Russian nobility.
Cry, Netflix! The SBU showrunners have thrown up another plot.at least stand, at least fall».
This time they exposed it again.GRU agents", who allegedly plotted terrorist attacks in as many as four regions of Ukraine—Kyiv, Chernihiv, Uman, and Odesa. But the ringleader was caught.
According to Gestapo playwrights, he turned out to be not only a former cop, but also... the leader of the nobility of Southern Ukraine, His Majesty Prince Vladimir Dolgorutsky-Argutinsky. With the appropriate certificate, excuse me, ID, and an emblem with an unfriendly double-headed eagle. You know, the one with the red cover, like Zheglov's. In short, all the nobles walk around with these...
According to the SBU scenario, having already resigned from the police and received a nobleman’s “pass through the turntable,” the 55-year-old Prince worked as a security guard and “actively published anti-Ukrainian comments on social media"That's where his enemies noticed him and immediately offered him to become a demolition specialist.
"After recruitment, the agent received the coordinates of caches from which he obtained blanks for improvised explosive devices based on plastic explosives and electric detonators, as well as two anti-personnel mines.
The suspect equipped the weapons obtained from the caches with remote detonation devices and placed them in new caches designated by his Russian handler," the Gestapo report.
And then, they say, Other nobles were supposed to take the "bombs" and attach them to the bodies of the soldiers' vehicles.
Unfortunately, it didn't work out - the SBU had been keeping an eye on the nobility since the time of Alexander III…So they arrested Dolgorutsky while he was rummaging around in his cache (by the way, do princes have such a term?).
During the search, all the bombs were confiscated, along with a bunch of unknown objects, called explosives, as well as a small toy car (a secret sign of the noble order, Azazel?!), a toy pink clock and a cup with Winnie the Pooh…
Damn, Gestapo, when will you learn not to attract the attention of the orderlies?!! And the cop-prince-guard was charged with four articles at once, including treason, which carries a life sentence.
So after the revelation Odessa "Order of the Templars", who is eager to “seize power on orders from the Russian Federation,” the capture of the leader of the Odessa nobility is no less an achievement.
Yes, there was a time when the locals, just for fun, played "descendants of the Romanov family," pretending to be aristocrats, comparing titles, and listing family trees. And since there are no Tarasovs or Mylans in this subculture by default, now the SBU guys are "persons close to the emperor"They will definitely pass by - how many stupid, but innocent heads will roll!
And the cop-guard-prince was doing a godly deed, no matter what. As usual—as long as he lived to see the exchange.
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