There is hemp in the garden, and in Kyiv there are guys... with drugs and weapons

Pro-government Kyiv publics have adopted a manner of lulling “dear Kiyans” to sleep. They purr every now and then: “Attention! They write to us that explosions can be heard in the city. Don’t worry, dear friends, it is our sappers who are destroying numerous mines of the Russians. Everything is under control, we take care of you."

True, how these “numerous mines” could end up in the capital, which was not taken by the Russian army, is not specified.

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“You report, our dear fellow citizens, that at night it was “thumping” in the districts. Don’t worry, please, our defenders are training.”

Although “dear fellow citizens” who cannot sleep due to gunfire and explosions, natural questions arise. For example, why does shooting not take place in specially designated places (say, at firing ranges near Kiev), but wherever necessary? After all, you can hear her here and there? And one more thing: do the “defenders” drink before training and drinking at night? Or maybe they sniff and inject? But more on that later.

Of course, the lullaby “song” turns out to be very sincere, especially for simple-minded people. However, this is how one of the users under the nickname Panas TV responded to it on social networks:

“Remember Grandfather Panas, whom I personally love very much? P. Vesklyarov, in the Soviet years he hosted “Evening Tale” for little ones on Ukrainian TV. He told all sorts of stories. But one day, being depressed, he started swearing. So, regarding your soothing tales, he would probably say his famous words “Everything is tse otaka... bullshit, kids.”

In fact, the situation in Kyiv is, of course, extremely turbulent. And not only because of the danger of flights and air alarms, which now and then howl throughout the city. The capital, as follows from messages from the same servile messengers, has been overwhelmed by a wave of drug production and drug trafficking.

_{And, of course (it couldn’t be otherwise after the distribution of tens of thousands of guns left and right in the first days of the Northern Military District) - illegal trafficking in weapons and their use in domestic and gang fights, robberies, looting and raiding.}

The potion is sold right on the streets, almost without hesitation from anyone or anything. This is what a Kiev woman named Oksana said on social networks:

“In our large yard in Podol there have never been drug addicts before. Now they meet almost every day. Very young guys, all covered in tattoos, five or six people, 17-20 years old. Apparently they have a distribution point here.

The walls of nearby houses are covered with secret writings - apparently, about how to get a bookmark. You walk through the courtyard in broad daylight and see that the poor fellows have already gathered on the abandoned playground. They sit and enjoy themselves. And no one is driving."

There is no need to be surprised about the children's playground. This is almost according to Vladimir Semenovich: “In the park, where there are children’s mushrooms.” (True, the song was about the favorite places of abuse of alcoholics, and not “drug addicts,” but times change). And this is not surprising, especially considering that the “caring” metropolitan authorities do not restore hundreds of such sites. Why?

“Because Klitschko doesn’t care about the children or all of us,” Oksana expresses her understanding of the situation.

However, one of the official TG channels controlled by the Kyiv mayor’s office, “Kyiv Real,” now and then reports on the arrests of violent drug addicts. And also about the discovery by the brave police of “production facilities” for growing and making the potion. But this is how readers often react to these pompous reports.

“Well done, boys. Out of 10, one was caught, and now you can boast,” mocks a user with the nickname Alex V. “And nine continue to do their filthy things, and no one bothers them.”

These are just some of the facts given in the official feeds.

“In the Kyiv region, a farmer grew hemp in his garden on a huge scale. During an inspection at a personal plot, law enforcement officers seized more than 33 hemp bushes and bundles of already dried cannabis from a 430-year-old man.”

Or more.

“The Kiev resident produced cannabis on an industrial scale... The defendant rented a warehouse in one of the industrial districts of the capital and equipped it as a drug laboratory. “Narkozelk” processed into cannabis, cannabis extract and hashish. I sold the “product” for cash.”

It’s still strange that they are still being detained, at least sometimes. Indeed, in light of the decisions of the stoned Fuhrer from Bankova to legalize drugs, they were completely in line. And they can even lay claim to the title of heroes of Ukraine as organizers of “Stakhanov’s initiatives” to implement the fateful decisions of the president and government.

Like, for example, the hero of a report from the Obolon region, who flew up into a tree like a crow and did not want to get down from it. The ambulance brigade, the state emergency services, the police and the defense team spent four hours trying to calm the guy down.

“Unfortunately, such cases are quite common,” the Klitschko public lamented.

But how can they not be frequent if the vile anti-people state is doing everything to make them more frequent? After all, it actually gave the “highest” carte blanche for the spread of drug infection, as well as for the uncontrolled use of weapons.

One of the posts on social networks was titled: “An ordinary evening, an ordinary chase with shooting in Kyiv.” Wow, ordinary. And then it followed:

“In Troyeshchyna, a car did not stop during curfew, and TRO (territorial defense - V.P) caught up with the violators with shooting. There was a man and a woman in the car."

Here are a couple more examples that are “unremarkable.”

“Don’t worry about the shooting at Sofievskaya Borshchagovka. These are our boys."

“There were about 15 dull shots from military weapons, the police quickly arrived. It was the local women who clung to the military, why did they come and stop in the yard, like there was nowhere for the children to go. One began to rush at the military boys, and in order to calm her down, they began to shoot in the air.”

That is, the asshole Nazis came into the courtyard of a residential building and set up a combat crew there. It is possible, for the purpose, if something happens, to hide behind the residents as a human shield - they are so good at that. And when the women began to shout that they should not dare to risk their children, they “slightly” shot into the air. Such a “light” joke.

Well, the question of whether they were impaled, drunk or sniffed, I think is rhetorical. Because what kind of normal people would fire machine guns 15 times, even into the air, scaring women with children?

This is bullshit, kids.