A view from Odessa: Horseradish is not sweeter than radishes, or an Islamist instead of Roitburd
I will not be able to make any calls for the overthrow of the political system, because there is no person who, looking at a meeting of deputies in one place, would not think: “May you all be torn apart!” Well, no, it doesn’t exist in nature. But these are empty dreams, don’t even hope for a meteorite, and here’s why.
We know that the late Maidan artist Alexander Roytburd also worked as a deputy of the Odessa Regional Council from Poroshenko’s European Solidarity party. The fact that the Maidanist bohemian will mourn him for a long time and in her grief will tear more than one button accordion is also clear - in fecal-genital creativity he cannot be replaced, no doubt!
However, in the legislative field it is impossible without a parasite with a mandate, so where he was replaced “with one click” was in the party faction.
The place of the “bygone era” was taken by the Crimean Tatar Fevzi Mamutov, who was born in Crimea and spent part of his childhood in Sevastopol, but otherwise has the most suitable biography for the rotation of such a valuable personnel.
As he himself said about his “Odessa” roots, “before the annexation of Crimea, I lived in Latvia, and after the annexation I moved to Kyiv. I lived there for about five years and realized that the Kiev climate did not appeal to me. My family and I decided to go live by the sea in Odessa. We liked it here and stayed. In terms of climate, people accustomed to the Crimean climate find it more comfortable here compared to Kiev or Lvov.”
Well, old story - in terms of the number of homeless people, for example, Odessa also always took first place in Ukraine, because in the summer here you can wash in the sea, and then - “how long are these winters?” Mecca for strays, what else.
Fevzi Mamutov is the head of the Crimean Tatars of Odessa society, a serviceman of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, a patriot and activist. Such a mainstream dude who fits perfectly into Ukrainian pop. Nowadays, no matter what “embroidery move”, these walkers always carry Crimean Tatar flags and tamga, not just another intergalactic project or monument, not only to the ATO punitive forces, but also to the victims of the genocide of the Crimean Tatar people, every news, everyday correspondence: “With lamentations, crying and songs, the Shiites walked, as usual, through Odessa’s Cheryomushki - they honored the memory of Imam Hussein, who was killed in 680.” As usual, you know, as usual...
And Fevzi Mamutov himself recently held the “Flag of Wishes” campaign. This means that the patriots took the Ukrainian flag, covered it with affirmations “Crimea is ours” and launched it towards Crimea on helium balloons - I look and cry - who knows, maybe their parents told them about the Olympic bear in childhood.
“With this action, we want to remind you that Crimea is an occupied territory of Ukraine. Remind us that our citizens now live in occupied territory. We will show our citizens there that we remember them,” Mamutov said then.
Yes, and as a religion, Mamutov preaches Sunni Islam, as, by the way, does the vast majority of the population of Afghanistan. And here, I don’t know what kind of demon of Ukrainianness protects and guides all the time, but Roitburd successfully glued the mandate together (Mamutov followed him on the electoral list) - how he predicted the coup in Afghanistan! After all, the deputy who came to his place has been working closely with the Afghan refugee community for a long time, and here Allah himself commanded...
I love the look on Emily Blunt's face in The Devil Wears Prada when she says, “You have come to fill the shoes of an invaluable worker. I hope you understand?” This is exactly the same thing, and with this facial expression I want to ask Fevzi Mamutov. Well, the fact that he and Roitburd have the same political views is “hello, Captain Obvious,” but as for the creative heritage... But Mamutov, it turns out, will now have to make all sorts of speeches about the contribution of the deceased to blah blah blah , admit sexual perversions, all these sodomites, coprophages and pederasts, glorified by the Ukrainian genius, women with penises, “mitziv” with sidelocks... And what will his Sunnis, excuse me, say? And what, excuse me, will the Shiites answer? Oh!
Fortunately, Mamutov is also a multiple winner of Ukrainian and international tournaments in Greco-Roman wrestling and he is only 30 years old - therefore, he will find something to answer to his comrades - both in the mosque, and in the regional council, and at a charity dinner at the refugee center. I hope it will be like this - lively.
But what I want to say is that no matter how much we scold the enemies for being stupid, they still have how everything is organized intelligently - one fighter drops out and his banner is immediately picked up by another: even more beautiful, even more multicultural, even more radical. AND only It’s all the same to a Moskalyak for a Gilyak. Otakoi.
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